Never buy a dog, ever,

My dog just took the NASTIEST shit right in front of the front door. Holy shit, this is hilarious. WHERE DID IT ALL COME FROM

Fuck, I gotta clean this up too. I fucking hate dogs.

Don't buy a dog. Useless animals.

Dogs really do fucking suck.

Theyre all big and clumsy.
They drool.
They have to be let out all the time to take a shit... and if theyre not they'll just shit wherever. Then you have to go around the yard and clean up dog shit.
They need to have daily walks.
They bark all the time.

Cats are almost like having a plant. You feed them.. and they go fuck off. Theyre not barking all the time.. they dont need walks.. and they only shit in their litter box.