the many adventures of DAVE

GREETINGS FROM SMITH MOUNTAIN LAKE

HELLO it's day two of my awesome adventure vacation special and the weather is hot as shit! We got the boat yesterday so I spend a good deal of time in it and water skiing. I smashed up my leg real good, too! What a wonderful day.

After a full day of hot, boats, and water, I retired to some random person's house and played a long game of texas hold 'em. Needless to say I lost a good deal of money.

Netzero is dumb, and I'm out of things to say, so bye.

Haha, Dave's in ...
Where is he?  And lol, you lost money and smashed your leg up.
meh meh
Maybe things will turn out for the better... you can go to a bar and pick a woman up, and say "I was a veteran in soandso war, and I fucked my leg up".  If it's that bad.  And then don't forget a beat-up military jacket, because it's cold in Alaska.  Or Russia, wherever you are D:< oh, anyway, she'll either be impressed or you'll get sympathy sex.
idunno, but.  Don't worry!  karma will save you, dave =3
it's alaska. :D everything is OK in alaska.
oh wait. the weather's hot.  then you're not in alaska.
shit.

>>2
Why I'm in virginia, of course.

Another fun day of getting smashed up on the lake due to constant skiing and boat adventures. I'm missing most of one leg now, so I'm just relaxing and having a glass of wine. I'll hit the bar tomorrow and see where that takes me.

PS the boat is now broke :(

Today was the last day of my wonderful vacation. Enlightened from the experience, I will return home tomorrow a better man. Today was full of speed and food, as we sped the motorboat back to where it came from and then proceeded to have a last dinner as a group. I said "goodbye" to everyone and went back to my house to pack for home.

Total injuries:
1 fractured shin
2 bruised kneecaps
1 sprained ankle
4 minor lacerations
1 collapsed arch

Total alcoholic beverages:
too many to count

Hours spent skiing:
2

Hours spent relaxing:
118

Total Indy Quotient:
591

Goodnight

HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

NOTHING BECAUSE DAVE IS BACK FROM VACATION OKAY BYE

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