the many adventures of DAVE

GREETINGS FROM SMITH MOUNTAIN LAKE

HELLO it's day two of my awesome adventure vacation special and the weather is hot as shit! We got the boat yesterday so I spend a good deal of time in it and water skiing. I smashed up my leg real good, too! What a wonderful day.

After a full day of hot, boats, and water, I retired to some random person's house and played a long game of texas hold 'em. Needless to say I lost a good deal of money.

Netzero is dumb, and I'm out of things to say, so bye.

Haha, Dave's in ...
Where is he?  And lol, you lost money and smashed your leg up.
meh meh
Maybe things will turn out for the better... you can go to a bar and pick a woman up, and say "I was a veteran in soandso war, and I fucked my leg up".  If it's that bad.  And then don't forget a beat-up military jacket, because it's cold in Alaska.  Or Russia, wherever you are D:< oh, anyway, she'll either be impressed or you'll get sympathy sex.
idunno, but.  Don't worry!  karma will save you, dave =3
it's alaska. :D everything is OK in alaska.
oh wait. the weather's hot.  then you're not in alaska.
shit.