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How can I repel hetrosexuality?

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-09 18:12

Hay guyz. There's an annoying breeder who works in the gay bar with me. He's always going on about cracky-chan. I've been spiking his drinks with AIDS and I've grabbed his ass. But the loser still won't GTFO.

How can I get him to quit so we can hire somebody who's gay and cute?

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-09 18:14

Try suicide

If that fails then use fire

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-09 20:40

>>1
Tie yourself to a box full of your used, AIDS-infected condoms, then jump off a bridge over a river. Wait 3 minutes. He'll be gone from your life.

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-09 21:21

>>3 4GET it.

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-10 1:37

>>1

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HETEROPHOBE

how DARE you discriminate against poor Mr. Straight?!?! 

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-10 8:26

Exactly. Fags are always bitching about normal people being homophobes, when it's them who are heterophobes, the nazi raped ass whores.

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-10 10:38

EVERYONE can burn, for all I fuckin' care. THERE'S YER DAMN EQUALITY, BITCHES!

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-10 16:32

>>6 I hope you get cock-blocked from every girl you EVER want to bed again.

Prick.

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-10 19:36

>>8
Lol, you're obviously a fag, who got offended by my comment

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-10 19:45

ha!  I'm gay and I'm poster #5.

I just have a more realistic appraisal of things.

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-10 22:05

>>9 which is why you posted >>6 so STFU

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-11 14:31

>>11
Read >>10 , he's the kind of person I never have a problem with, while you're the activist fag who gets mad in /VIP (lol).

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-11 19:02

>>12
>>10 if we were black, >>10 would be an 'uncle tom'. As the original poster I want to point out that I'm not an activist; I simply want to widen my available options for sex, which means getting this guy TFO of my work place and getting a cute young boi in there instead.

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-12 1:06

>>13

You're still a fucking moron for not realizing the obvious contradiction at work here.  (I'm the gay poster 5-10 btw).  First of all, what the fuck has 'widening your options' for sex got to do with having an all gay staff at your workplace? (assuming that your hypothetical anecdote is true in the first place).  If you really wanted to 'widen your options', you would do one of two things.  You would go to different clubs or date different men ON YOUR OWN TIME, OR, you would bang women (I'm being facetitous there, so don't take it seriously).  The idea that you want an all-gay staff simply proves that you're too damn lazy and intolerant to explore the world, or get out of your own workplace, in order to get some action.  It further suggests that you'd band everyone on your staff at least once.  If I'm an 'Uncle Tom', a term which has very little cachet among serious people today, then you're a nigger-cum-faggot, reinforcing every bad stereotype of your subculture.  Surely you can also see the contradiction implied by discrimination in the workplace, as well, when gay folks have had a hard time hanging on to various jobs for various reasons over the years. 

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-12 9:59

lol internet drama

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-12 20:27

>>14

rational thought is all well and good mang, but uh did you notice what board this was

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-13 1:27

>>14

why are you posting all these :words: in my vip, go to lounge

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-13 3:14

As the poser of >>1 I have to say that it's obvious that >>14's use of big words don't make up for this one simple fact; breeders don't belong in gay bars.

They need to GTFO and leave the faggotry to us!

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-13 5:12

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Plus, if any of what I wrote up there strikes you as 'big words' (barring possibly facetious), you're not too bright.

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-13 12:16

>>19 'big words' meaning inappropriate for /VIP, not 'big words' meaning 'oh incomprehensible'!

Picture unrelated.


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Name: MJ 2005-06-14 0:07

this thread is relevent to my interests!

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-14 20:53

>>18
I'll agree if you'll agree that fags don't belong in normal bars ^_^

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-15 0:38

>>22 I'll agree if you'll give me an example of a gay cockblocking a 'normal' guy.

Uh-huh; thought not.

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-15 3:49

>>23

See >>1 , and the fact it's unfair normals wouldn't enter fag bars normalizing them, while fags can enter normal bars and fag them up.

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-15 7:02

i was strait But then bridget made me gay :(

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-16 0:28

Take your seriousness to somplace that cares! Drama, agendas, coherant conversation.... a VIPPER craves not these things.

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-16 0:31

>>26 This VIPPER has a craving for a cob up the old cornhole, and this Drama fits in with my agenda QUIT coherently

>>24, once you have gays going out and beating the shit out of 'normals' (FAGS AREN'T NORMAL LOL) and leaving them to die on a barb wire fence; THEN we can talk. Until then, we belong in ur bars (fagging ur d00ds); we've earned it!

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-16 1:27

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Name: VIPPER 2005-06-16 9:18

>>28

monar is female?

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-16 14:18

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Name: VIPPER 2005-06-18 12:36

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Name: VIPPER 2005-06-18 13:41

wrong

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-18 14:42

>>32 No U

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-20 9:02

Widen your options?  More like widen your asscheeks!

WHOOOAH!

Name: VIPPER 2005-06-21 18:50

>>34 He's gonna have to stretch pretty far to beat that bob goat guy down in marketing!

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