How can I repel hetrosexuality?

Hay guyz. There's an annoying breeder who works in the gay bar with me. He's always going on about cracky-chan. I've been spiking his drinks with AIDS and I've grabbed his ass. But the loser still won't GTFO.

How can I get him to quit so we can hire somebody who's gay and cute?

EVERYONE can burn, for all I fuckin' care. THERE'S YER DAMN EQUALITY, BITCHES!