Japan is so single-minded that it just can't let a dead thread lie.
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VIPPER2005-04-14 4:57
Japan is a cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Japan you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Japan motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
But if you show up with friends who aren't Japanese they'll kick the lot of you out of a restaurant
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VIPPER2005-04-14 9:15
I had just set up my wireless network at home, and within seconds, the data rates slowed to a crawl. Curious, I checked the router's status to see what the problem was. As I suspected, Japan had logged on remotely without my permission and was busy torrenting porn across my wifi!
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VIPPER2005-04-14 11:58
Early this morning, I went down to the laundry room, hoping to do a load or two before going to work. No luck. All the washers and dryers were full of Japan's clothes, even though all the machines had finished working on them hours ago.
Japan likes to bump threads that are well past their prime. For some people, the joke never ends...
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VIPPER2005-07-22 15:24
Japan killed my mother and raped my dog, and didn't even invite me to join.
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VIPPER2005-07-23 22:15
Japan wanted to marry me, but only to get her green card.
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VIPPER2005-07-24 21:56
Japan wouldn't know a good meal if it bit him in the ass.
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VIPPER2005-07-24 22:44
Japan invited me out for drinks after work. I woke up three days later, soaking in a tub of ice, missing a kidney.
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VIPPER2005-07-25 18:15
Three years ago, Japan told me he loved me.
That was the happiest day of my life. I cried tears of joy and held him as we slept.
Then yesterday he revealed that he had never truly cared, and had used me for my body while pursuing a relationship with who he considered to be his true love interest, my best friend since the beginning of elementary school.
That was the saddest day of my life. I cried tears of sorrow and slept alone.
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VIPPER2005-07-25 22:30
... Battletoads?
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VIPPER2005-07-28 9:49
Japan never thought the constant references to Battletoads were funny. Japan, however, loves Furry Friday.
Japan has battled Vin Diesel and never lost. So there.
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VIPPER2005-08-09 16:42
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. ONE DAY I WAS ON BUSINESS IN JAPAN WHEN I SAW 4 SCHOOLGIRLS WALKING TOGETHER. MY TITANIUM MAN WHALE SLAPPED ALL FOUR DOWN WITH THEIR ASSES IN THE AIR, SKIRTS FLIPPED UP, AND PANTIES TORN TO SHREDS. I LINED THEM ALL UP AND RAMMED MY GARGANTUAN PENILE PISTON IN THEIR ASSES AND OUT THEIR MOUTHES UNTIL I HAD A SCHOOLGIRL KABOB. TEETH, BLOOD, AND TEARS FLEW ALL OVER THE PLACE UNTIL I UNLOADED MY BOILING MAN MAGMA INTO ALL FOUR UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES BURST IN A WHITE HOT SHOWER OF GOOEY GLORY. THEY CONFERENCE CALL ME FROM THE ICU SIX TIMES A DAY. I GUARENTEE IT.
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VIPPER2005-08-10 15:09
>>143
Original idea (kabob) and 60% suitable vocabulary, but it's not GEORGE ZIMMER; "until" was used two times in the same sentence, and part of the vocabulary doesn't fit.
No problem, it's hard to write a perfect Zimmer; think of it as the search for the grail. It's not about the grail, but about the search.
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VIPPER2005-12-24 12:27
Japan is a blast from the past. Kind of like a stale fart.
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VIPPER2005-12-28 16:16
Japan's house ran out of hot water once and asked to use my shower. Japan took an hour long bath, after Japan leaves i find the tub clogged with Japan's black pubic hairs with a layer of scummy soap floating on top of the water.
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VIPPER2005-12-29 23:10
Japan? Never heard of it.
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VIPPER2005-12-29 23:48
150GET
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VIPPER2005-12-29 23:54
HI, I AM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I REMEMBER, SIX MONTHS AGO, WHEN I WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP TO INDIA, AND THERE WAS THIS HOT INDIAN GIRL WALKING BEHIND ME. I COULD SEE HER SHADOW ON THE GROUND, AND WITH MY SHARP EYES, I INSTANTLY SAW SHE WAS FUCKABLE, SO MY ATLAS-SIZED MASCULINE RIFLE HARDENED THE SIZE OF A JAVELIN, I TURNED TOWARDS HER, AND PENETRATED HER JUICY GRAND CANYON SO HARD, WITH A SO GIGANTIC SEMEN LAUNCHER, THAT SHE GOT RIPPED APART, AND THERE WAS BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE, SO I GRABBED HER BOOBS AND RIPPED THEM OFF AND I STILL HAVE THEM AS A SOUVENIR.
／￣￣￣￣＼ As best I could tell, Japan is a cool guy.
（ 人＿＿＿＿） Once you met him,
|ミ/ ー◎-◎-） you would've never found Japan nerdy.
（６ (_ _) ） Japan is hanging out with major guys
＿｜ ∴ ノ ３ ﾉ and he is major as well. He has long hair
（＿_/＼＿＿＿＿_ノ and partially bleached out at his forelock.
/ （ || BUFFY || His outfit is "origiral"
[]＿_｜ ｜ RULES ヽ and therefore different than everyone's!
｜[] |＿_|＿＿＿＿＿＿） Well, he's not a kind guy
＼_（＿_）三三三[□]三） merely keeping up with trends in fashion.