HI, I AM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I REMEMBER, SIX MONTHS AGO, WHEN I WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP TO INDIA, AND THERE WAS THIS HOT INDIAN GIRL WALKING BEHIND ME. I COULD SEE HER SHADOW ON THE GROUND, AND WITH MY SHARP EYES, I INSTANTLY SAW SHE WAS FUCKABLE, SO MY ATLAS-SIZED MASCULINE RIFLE HARDENED THE SIZE OF A JAVELIN, I TURNED TOWARDS HER, AND PENETRATED HER JUICY GRAND CANYON SO HARD, WITH A SO GIGANTIC SEMEN LAUNCHER, THAT SHE GOT RIPPED APART, AND THERE WAS BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE, SO I GRABBED HER BOOBS AND RIPPED THEM OFF AND I STILL HAVE THEM AS A SOUVENIR.