HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. ONE DAY I WAS ON BUSINESS IN JAPAN WHEN I SAW 4 SCHOOLGIRLS WALKING TOGETHER. MY TITANIUM MAN WHALE SLAPPED ALL FOUR DOWN WITH THEIR ASSES IN THE AIR, SKIRTS FLIPPED UP, AND PANTIES TORN TO SHREDS. I LINED THEM ALL UP AND RAMMED MY GARGANTUAN PENILE PISTON IN THEIR ASSES AND OUT THEIR MOUTHES UNTIL I HAD A SCHOOLGIRL KABOB. TEETH, BLOOD, AND TEARS FLEW ALL OVER THE PLACE UNTIL I UNLOADED MY BOILING MAN MAGMA INTO ALL FOUR UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES BURST IN A WHITE HOT SHOWER OF GOOEY GLORY. THEY CONFERENCE CALL ME FROM THE ICU SIX TIMES A DAY. I GUARENTEE IT.