Gentoo Installation Woes - halp plz

I've been trying to install Gentoo (amd64), and I can't get make.conf to appear.  I download the stage3 tarball and the portage-latest snapshot and extract them exactly like the Gentoo Handbook says to (yes, I double-checked that first, you fags).  /etc/make.conf and /etc.make.conf.example are totally absent.  How do I get past this?

Disregard that.  I suck cocks.

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