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fucking ow

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 13:11

i just got shocked by my laptop (its a mac, so its too stylish for proper insulation) and now the tip of my finger smells cooked. just a little bit

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 13:53

Thanks for that, I'll remember it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 14:39

Now Windows can't do that, can it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 15:34

>>3
My Dell manages it just fine, though I had to take some bits off first.
Macs are notorious for shocking people. My girlfriend used to be a Macfag before I made her use a real OS, and her last laptop shocked her all the time as well.

Name: RedCream 2008-03-05 4:04

>>1
Wait a few days.  If it starts turning black and smells nasty, then:

1. If you live in a real civilization and you have socialized medicine, go to the doctor and get help.

2. If you live in the USA, just cut it off with a knife on the way to and from one of your 3 part-time jobs.  Jam a bit of tissue paper (that you got from work) onto the stubbed tip to staunch the bleeding.  Doctor?  I'm sorry, did you just say "see a doctor"?  HAAAA HA HAAAA HA HAAAA!  You must have mistakenly thought that you lived in a REAL civilization.  Just get the knife, make the cut, and STFU before your boss sees you and fires you for your self-sufficiency.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:49

>>5

I don't get it.

Name: RedCream 2008-03-09 0:57

>>6
Yes, that's right, you DON'T get it ... real medical care that you can afford, that is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 1:10

>>7

OH SNAP!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 23:02

>>8
you forgot your name and email, GIGANTIC FAGGOT.

Name: RedCream 2008-03-12 23:07

>>9
You weren't talking to RedCream, you GIGANTIC COCKSMOKING GAYFAGGOT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 23:44

>>7
>>8
>>10
pame serson

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 22:07

>>1

You see? this is what you get when you go for style over content.

I'll bet you just saw the adverts and thought "That mac guy looks so cool he has a tshirt on and I want to be like him, not like that nerdy pc guy in the suit, and it says I can make a slide show! Wow I've got to get me a mac!"

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-23 17:29

Next time don't touch your laptop with your finger but use thing slices of fish, chicken or other meat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 3:08

hopefully my ds wont shock me anytime soon as that is what i am currently poasting From

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