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fucking ow

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 13:11

i just got shocked by my laptop (its a mac, so its too stylish for proper insulation) and now the tip of my finger smells cooked. just a little bit

Name: RedCream 2008-03-05 4:04

>>1
Wait a few days.  If it starts turning black and smells nasty, then:

1. If you live in a real civilization and you have socialized medicine, go to the doctor and get help.

2. If you live in the USA, just cut it off with a knife on the way to and from one of your 3 part-time jobs.  Jam a bit of tissue paper (that you got from work) onto the stubbed tip to staunch the bleeding.  Doctor?  I'm sorry, did you just say "see a doctor"?  HAAAA HA HAAAA HA HAAAA!  You must have mistakenly thought that you lived in a REAL civilization.  Just get the knife, make the cut, and STFU before your boss sees you and fires you for your self-sufficiency.

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