RegCream? do you have some mutated form of an STD?
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Anonymous2008-03-06 4:29
fail? this thread is made of it.
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Anonymous2008-03-06 16:47
>>1
The iPhone is a piece of shit, and
so is your face.
No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family:
You've probably never heard of the E70 because Nokia's marketing team is busy finding every last dick in the universe to suck, so I'm going to do their job for them and tell you about this product. And no, I'm not being paid to do this. I'm just tired of the iPhone fanboys shooting huge sticky wads and high-fiving each other (literally) over their stupid cellphones.
First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some shitty stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of shit. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a shit-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons."
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Anonymous2008-03-06 16:48
>>1
This keyboard will not only stomp your colon, but the colons of distant relatives of the human species such as lagomorphs, and hypothetical colons of children you haven't even had yet. Want to type a backslash? No problem. Ampersand? You bet your ass. On an iPhone, you have to press an additional button that opens up an alternate keypad that will allow you to type numbers and punctuation. So typing something as simple as elipses (...) requires you to tap your finger 9 times. Enjoy your phone, losers! People like me who have shit to do will stick to a keyboard that doesn't have its lips wrapped firmly to the user-interface equivalent of a throbbing dong:
When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead. He claimed that the phone was three devices in one: an iPod, a phone, and an "Internet communications device." Oooh, an Internet communications device?! AWESOME!
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Anonymous2008-03-06 16:48
It's not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons. Using Jobs' loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my laptop can be considered 8 devices in one:
# A clock
# A calculator
# An "Internet communications device"
# A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem)
# A pornographic media storage device
# A video player
# A word processor
# And an "iPod" (see below)
There's no such thing as an iPod. The word "iPod" is a marketing tool for a hard drive with software that plays mp3s. Yeah, doesn't sound so sexy now, does it you chimps? And an "internet communications device" is officially the douchebaggiest way of saying "it has a browser." So actually it's just a phone that plays mp3s and has a browser. SNORE.
The Nokia E70 not only plays mp3s, video, has a full browser and Wi-Fi, IMAP and POP3 email, and Google Maps, but you can even run terminal software to telnet or SSH into remote servers. What that means in non-geek is that my phone is invincible. I can literally do anything. I can reboot my web server if I want, and sometimes I do just because I can:
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Anonymous2008-03-06 16:49
All of this power from a phone that's over a year old, and it only costs $360. Even the browser kicks ass:
ere's a non-biased, side-by-side comparison of some key features of each phone:
iPhone Nokia E70
Resolution: 320x480 352x416
Storage: 4 or 8 gigs (fixed). Unlimited. The E70 can use hot-swappable 2 GB mini SD cards, so you can have as much storage as you want.
Can customize ringtones with your own mp3s:
Can record video:
Screen turns into a smudgy piece of shit after a few minutes of use:
Can send MMS messages:
You have to send your phone to Apple when the battery dies and risk getting your phone lost, stolen, or damaged in transit: Yes. No.
Plays MP3s:
Holds your phone hostage to Apple for new software updates because Apple won't allow everyone to develop applications for it:
Voice dialing:
Can record voice:
Instant messaging: No. Yes.
Can't do fundamental tasks like copy & paste text: Yes. No. Double negative, bitches!
There you have it: the most objective comparison of two cellphones ever made. I think I'll take the rest of the afternoon off and copy and paste text on my cellphone because I can.
2,983,041 people who bought an iPhone hadn't heard of the Nokia E70 until now because Nokia's marketing team is too busy tossing salad to get the word out.
My iPhone is the only good kind, A FREE iPhone. Lol
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Anonymous2009-07-25 12:45
myxss.com
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rr2009-07-25 12:47
myxss.com
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Anonymous2009-07-25 15:58
>>19
umm, most of the things you point out the iPhone cant doo can be done by simply jailbreaking it. you get custom ringtones, video, cut and paste,ssh, terminal, isntstant messaging. There are multiple browsers that are out of the iPhone, many much better than safari. Does your deformed phone have applications? or customizable themes?
Now all we need is a 4chan app for the iPhone so we have a way to post images. I'd even settle for a general image chan app.
>>37
I know. Me too. Xmas present that made me feel like I was a kid again!
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Anonymous2009-07-26 18:51
wat
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Anonymous2009-12-16 6:08
I'm so part of something right now
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Anonymous2010-01-01 17:43
I saw an iPhone App after searching "4chan" in the AppStore. But it wasn't free and did not seem to have any useful features yet, i.e. it could not even post pics.
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Anonymous2010-01-06 10:16
>>19
Dumb nigger. iPhones can copy and paste. What the fuck?
Next time you make a comparison make sure you do it right?
Also I prefer iPhone qwerty pad. But that's just me. I always miss on buttons. Just sayin
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Anonymous2010-01-13 14:28
I just saw, that since January 7th there is an iPhone app called Anonyma! It's not free (2.99 in Dollars, I think), but it's definately worth it!
Bump for oldest thread evar. Also done on iPod touch
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Anonymous2010-07-27 19:21
Fuck lol
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Anonymous2010-07-30 0:08
I lol'd
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Anonymous2010-08-01 4:08
what the fuck this thread is 2.5 years old
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Anonymous2010-08-19 2:59
hahahahaahahahaahahahahaaha
guys, fuck you :D
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Anonymous2010-08-19 14:52
Compare the iPhone 4 with your E70.
Fags.
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Anonymous2010-08-20 8:17
Typing this from my iPhone, I'm a previous owner of the nokia e70 and tbh, iPhone is way better. Unless you haven't jailbroken it and still have to pay for apps LoloLolOlOLoLLl
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What Is this place? I'm not used to being outside of /b/...
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Anonymous2010-12-03 5:44
(⌒-⌒; )
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Anonymous2010-12-04 20:26
Hello /g/entleman.
My Ati 4870 1gb version died so now I'm looking for replacement for it. Need just a little bit faster than 4870 but more silent & cool videocard. ( fuckin 4870 fried). So which company has most silent videocard?
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Anonymous2010-12-09 20:26
Uh
How?
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Anonymous2010-12-10 18:39
is there no way to post pics on 4chan for us iphone fags?
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Anonymous2010-12-14 14:11
go return it and buy an android phone
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Anonymous2010-12-15 14:12
Wow, looking at the new posts compared to the older ones really shows what a scourge the Newfags have become.
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Anonymous2010-12-15 19:15
Spoons
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:34
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iphone 4 is a piece of shit. i would swap it for any htc phone thst has 4" or bigger screen any day and i would even pay for it. HTC sensation for example is gonna be so much better then iphone that it would seem as if they were produced by different life forms from different planets
this post is made using a piece of shit iphone 4 that cant even load a picture on a bbs and doesnt have an app for 4chan
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This fucker got my sister pregnant. No, I'm pissed. I can't find him. Blow up his fucking phone and help me find out where the fuck he is. >> 315-297-8432 <<
Did you all know that you can see everybody's entire friends list even if it is hidded? You can even see the people he or she recently added, doesn't matter if he/she is accepted yet !
Christ, reading this entire thread from the beginning to the end really takes you back in time. It's quite hard to believe how much things have changed.