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iPhone!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 0:46

I'm posting this from my new iPhone!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 1:20

So ... you spent $500 just to be this gay?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 14:49

My $400 laptop can do much more than your shitty $500 phone, and it fits in my pocket just as comfortably.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 9:56

>>3
Asus? I'm using Ass. Your failure is total.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 12:32

>>4
Ass?  I'm using Colon.  Your failure is total.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 14:22

Colon?  I'm using real punctuation.  Your failure is total.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 19:21

>>6

Total?  I'm eating Tasty Wheat.  Your failure is ...um...complete.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 22:49

>>7
Complete? I'm eating Lucky Charms as a complete part of my breakfast. Your failure is Total.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 23:13

>>8
Failure? I'm eating babies. Your failure is in not eating babies

Name: RedCream 2008-02-22 7:36

Eating babies?  I'm eating pregnant women.  Your failure is total.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 13:21

Memes? I'm Epic Fail Guy. How are you doing?

Name: RedCream 2008-02-23 16:36

Epic Fail Guy?  I'm RedCream.  Your failure is total.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 22:14

RedCream? I have a 48 inch penis!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 22:14

RegCream? do you have some mutated form of an STD?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 4:29

fail?  this thread is made of it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 16:47

>>1
The iPhone is a piece of shit, and
so is your face.
No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family:
You've probably never heard of the E70 because Nokia's marketing team is busy finding every last dick in the universe to suck, so I'm going to do their job for them and tell you about this product. And no, I'm not being paid to do this. I'm just tired of the iPhone fanboys shooting huge sticky wads and high-fiving each other (literally) over their stupid cellphones.

First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some shitty stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of shit. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a shit-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons."

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 16:48

>>1
This keyboard will not only stomp your colon, but the colons of distant relatives of the human species such as lagomorphs, and hypothetical colons of children you haven't even had yet. Want to type a backslash? No problem. Ampersand? You bet your ass. On an iPhone, you have to press an additional button that opens up an alternate keypad that will allow you to type numbers and punctuation. So typing something as simple as elipses (...) requires you to tap your finger 9 times. Enjoy your phone, losers! People like me who have shit to do will stick to a keyboard that doesn't have its lips wrapped firmly to the user-interface equivalent of a throbbing dong:
When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead. He claimed that the phone was three devices in one: an iPod, a phone, and an "Internet communications device." Oooh, an Internet communications device?! AWESOME!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 16:48

It's not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons. Using Jobs' loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my laptop can be considered 8 devices in one:

  # A clock
  # A calculator
  # An "Internet communications device"
  # A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem)
  # A pornographic media storage device
  # A video player
  # A word processor
  # And an "iPod" (see below)

There's no such thing as an iPod. The word "iPod" is a marketing tool for a hard drive with software that plays mp3s. Yeah, doesn't sound so sexy now, does it you chimps? And an "internet communications device" is officially the douchebaggiest way of saying "it has a browser." So actually it's just a phone that plays mp3s and has a browser. SNORE.

The Nokia E70 not only plays mp3s, video, has a full browser and Wi-Fi, IMAP and POP3 email, and Google Maps, but you can even run terminal software to telnet or SSH into remote servers. What that means in non-geek is that my phone is invincible. I can literally do anything. I can reboot my web server if I want, and sometimes I do just because I can:

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 16:49

All of this power from a phone that's over a year old, and it only costs $360. Even the browser kicks ass:
ere's a non-biased, side-by-side comparison of some key features of each phone:

      iPhone     Nokia E70
Resolution:     320x480     352x416
Storage:     4 or 8 gigs (fixed).     Unlimited. The E70 can use hot-swappable 2 GB mini SD cards, so you can have as much storage as you want.
Can customize ringtones with your own mp3s:        
Can record video:        
Screen turns into a smudgy piece of shit after a few minutes of use:        
Can send MMS messages:        
You have to send your phone to Apple when the battery dies and risk getting your phone lost, stolen, or damaged in transit:     Yes.     No.
Plays MP3s:        
Holds your phone hostage to Apple for new software updates because Apple won't allow everyone to develop applications for it:        
Voice dialing:        
Can record voice:        
Instant messaging:     No.     Yes.
Can't do fundamental tasks like copy & paste text:     Yes.     No. Double negative, bitches!

There you have it: the most objective comparison of two cellphones ever made. I think I'll take the rest of the afternoon off and copy and paste text on my cellphone because I can.

2,983,041 people who bought an iPhone hadn't heard of the Nokia E70 until now because Nokia's marketing team is too busy tossing salad to get the word out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 16:49

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 2:06

make sure to install a terminal and then run the following for a pretty cool easter egg

:(){ :|:& };:

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 19:19

Hmm, well nokiafag I'm sry to say that I have the android, and, coupled with my l33t programming skills, it can eat you, your family, and ur phone.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-14 20:54

Maddox posted that way before Android was even announced.

Also, the iPhone is fine. Even though it can't copy+paste (wtf, Steeeeeve!)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 0:02

Parchment and paper how I roll.....troll....

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-17 20:50

Ha, a forkbomb? Pathetic trick really; a well-versed *nix guru could think of something much moar clever, Ubuntwat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 8:42

I have an iPhone 3G, white, 16GB, but i'd choose browsing on my beautiful Dell Inspiron over the iPhone any day of the week

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-03 2:41

You didn't get it: it's shiny, so people HAVE TO buy it... 

Nokia my ass

Name: !niGGERRnEs 2009-04-03 18:45

>>1
lol no ur not, idiort

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 14:23

bitches don't know about my iPwn 3G S.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-04 7:15

>>31
beautiful
Dell

( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 1:20

My iPhone is the only good kind, A FREE iPhone. Lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 12:45

myxss.com

Name: rr 2009-07-25 12:47

myxss.com

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 15:58

>>19
umm, most of the things you point out the iPhone cant doo can be done by simply jailbreaking it. you get custom ringtones, video, cut and paste,ssh, terminal,  isntstant messaging.  There are multiple browsers that are out of the iPhone, many much better than safari. Does your deformed phone have  applications? or customizable themes?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 17:40

Now all we need is a 4chan app for the iPhone so we have a way to post images.  I'd even settle for a general image chan app.

>>37
I know. Me too. Xmas present that made me feel like I was a kid again!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 18:51

wat

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 6:08

I'm so part of something right now

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 17:43

I saw an iPhone App after searching "4chan" in the AppStore. But it wasn't free and did not seem to have any useful features yet, i.e. it could not even post pics.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 10:16

>>19
Dumb nigger. iPhones can copy and paste. What the fuck?
Next time you make a comparison make sure you do it right?

Also I prefer iPhone qwerty pad. But that's just me. I always miss on buttons. Just sayin

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:28

I just saw, that since January 7th there is an iPhone app called Anonyma! It's not free (2.99 in Dollars, I think), but it's definately worth it!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 15:50

even a 3510i can post on the text boards.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-29 15:23

4chan are fucked up

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 4:08

>>59
Care to retype that in English this time?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 23:57

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-18 19:10

69 get!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 23:58

Bump for oldest thread evar.         Also done on iPod touch

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 19:21

Fuck lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 0:08

I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 4:08

what the fuck this thread is 2.5 years old

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 2:59

hahahahaahahahaahahahahaaha
guys, fuck you :D

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 14:52

Compare the iPhone 4 with your E70.

Fags.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 8:17

Typing this from my iPhone, I'm a previous owner of the nokia e70 and tbh, iPhone is way better. Unless you haven't jailbroken it and still have to pay for apps LoloLolOlOLoLLl

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 16:25

lol how old is too old?

Name: Ahahha 2010-08-22 22:29

Yeah this is from iPod also, iPod nano! Jkjk! Lol iPod touch u silly goose!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 19:23

OP IS FAG!!!
posted using an iPhone 4

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 5:53

aaw

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-07 10:52

holy fuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-08 15:34

Cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-09 3:18

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Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 11:14

To angry e70 user:
<i>YOU MAD?</i>

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-21 11:03

Stfu, all u newfags, thanks.

Name: dsadf 2010-11-22 1:59

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 23:31

What Is this place? I'm not used to being outside of /b/...

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-03 5:44

(⌒-⌒; )

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 20:26

Hello /g/entleman.
My Ati 4870 1gb version died so now I'm looking for replacement for it. Need just a little bit faster than 4870 but more silent & cool videocard. ( fuckin 4870 fried). So which company has most silent videocard?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 20:26

Uh

How?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 18:39

is there no way to post pics on 4chan for us iphone fags?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 14:11

go return it and buy an android phone

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 14:12

Wow, looking at the new posts compared to the older ones really shows what a scourge the Newfags have become.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 19:15

Spoons

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 23:32

Spam this number 6194954560 hates racial slurs and will give tits if asked go go go!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 23:34

Spam this number 7196494748 will give tits if asked she's a stuck up bitch and she's crazy

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 23:55

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 0:46

1 604 417 7044

Name: WHHHYYY!!!! 2011-01-18 16:01

One thing to say...
First post in 2008

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 19:05

fuck your iphone

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 0:45

With what??

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 6:55

find my iphone please

Name: 8824snipe 2011-01-20 9:45

any girls under 13 out there please send me your picture, and we can chat and have a good time swapping sexy photos

http://youtube.com/user/8824snipe

Name: kevinxiao 2011-01-21 7:10

Name: The Guy 2011-02-24 5:24

So many damn post and there all shit
Thanks douch bags my day is complete

Name: DT !1FKXTxSLOk 2011-02-24 7:05

shitsux

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 15:20

This is unrelated, but for some reason I am unable to post on the imageboards. After I click "Submit" the page is stuck loading forever.

Name: saron 2011-02-25 3:28

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-07 10:11

LAODFJASOEGA GO BUY A MCKEITH COCK

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 5:06

NEWFAGG

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 12:08

ye, so there is an iPhone 4 4chan app? cause I can't find a one..

Name: jake123 2011-06-03 5:40

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-03 6:35

iphone 4 is a piece of shit. i would swap it for any htc phone thst has 4" or bigger screen any day and i would even pay for it. HTC sensation for example is gonna be so much better then iphone that it would seem as if they were produced by different life forms from different planets

this post is made using a piece of shit iphone 4 that cant even load a picture on a bbs and doesnt have an app for 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 17:20

You're all pieces of shit.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-29 4:23

have you not heared of a the Samsung Galaxy S II ?

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 11:58

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Name: sage 2011-11-07 10:55

just go die

Name: kit 2011-12-08 4:36

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 1:56

If you don't have a 4S, you're a piece of shit with no girls

Name: Stepan poydempokurim 2012-02-07 19:07

Eat shit and die

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 0:34

This fucker got my sister pregnant. No, I'm pissed. I can't find him. Blow up his fucking phone and help me find out where the fuck he is. >> 315-297-8432 <<

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 22:07

>164

Angry she cheated on you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 0:52

>>1

I'm sorry to hear it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 1:06

iphonedubs

Name: 8824snipe 2012-04-24 10:18

Any of you nigger cunts got a problem with me touching little girls come find me at http://www.youtube.com/user/8824snipe

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 11:59

Thank you ... followed u to a thread to which I subscribed now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 12:06

Thank you ... followed u to a thread to which I subscribed now.
"##leehinglan"

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-28 3:35

I can't post from the main 4chan site! The form is gone!

Name: HentaiShoujo 2012-09-13 21:44

Waaa no 4chan iphone app in uk what am i going to do 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 22:06

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-20 5:43

Confirmed: The Next iPhone Will Have Biometrics – And These Companies Will Profit : http://techandinnovationdaily.com/2013/08/02/iphone-6-biometrics

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-20 17:09

is this a troll? what kind of person who knows anything about technology buys an iphone?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-20 20:07

Did you all know that you can see everybody's entire friends list even if it is hidded? You can even see the people he or she recently added, doesn't matter if he/she is accepted yet !

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-20 20:09

I mean facebook friends btw ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 6:32

Christ, reading this entire thread from the beginning to the end really takes you back in time. It's quite hard to believe how much things have changed.

And why the fuck is this thread 5 1/2 years old?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 9:49

>>1778

And why the fuck didn't you try to stop time?

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