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iPhone!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 0:46

I'm posting this from my new iPhone!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 16:49

All of this power from a phone that's over a year old, and it only costs $360. Even the browser kicks ass:
ere's a non-biased, side-by-side comparison of some key features of each phone:

      iPhone     Nokia E70
Resolution:     320x480     352x416
Storage:     4 or 8 gigs (fixed).     Unlimited. The E70 can use hot-swappable 2 GB mini SD cards, so you can have as much storage as you want.
Can customize ringtones with your own mp3s:        
Can record video:        
Screen turns into a smudgy piece of shit after a few minutes of use:        
Can send MMS messages:        
You have to send your phone to Apple when the battery dies and risk getting your phone lost, stolen, or damaged in transit:     Yes.     No.
Plays MP3s:        
Holds your phone hostage to Apple for new software updates because Apple won't allow everyone to develop applications for it:        
Voice dialing:        
Can record voice:        
Instant messaging:     No.     Yes.
Can't do fundamental tasks like copy & paste text:     Yes.     No. Double negative, bitches!

There you have it: the most objective comparison of two cellphones ever made. I think I'll take the rest of the afternoon off and copy and paste text on my cellphone because I can.

2,983,041 people who bought an iPhone hadn't heard of the Nokia E70 until now because Nokia's marketing team is too busy tossing salad to get the word out.

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