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PARKOUR F'KKIN PAINTBALL

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 4:49

Neither of which are probably considered sports on their own, but when combined should be the national pastime of every nation on the planet.

Get this; two teams of traceurs with paintball guns, packs, pads, and BACK/SHOULDER HOLSTERS. The last bit is important, even more so that the guns can be secured in place quickly and easily, so as to only emerge when removed.

Put them in a walled/netted 3 dimensional arena made up of platforms, enclosed spaces, etc. All surfaces are padded or elastic, and can be easily washed. Somwhere around 6 levels in height.

The middle section is divided into two seperate "islands", linked with themselfs in sensible, standard manners, on the top three levels. Stairs, bridges, and such. Large enough to garrison most of each team for a "fortress" play.

For the rest.... transit between levels/sections/etc can only be achieved by some pretty impressive acrobatics. We're talking vaults, catleaps, shimmying up poles and across gaps on balance beams, the whole nine yards. Possesed of nooks and crannies of sorts, but the whole thing is largely open air, to ensure the fire stays fast and furious. Just enough convolution to ensure that you can't ensconce yourself in one hard-to-reach spot and pick off everyone else.

Ground floor "safe zones" contain enough water to irrigate Egypt for a month.

The winning team shall be the first team that wins.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-14 6:41

The winning team shall be the first team that wins.

This makes sense.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 19:37

It would be better just starting both teams off in a slum area in an actual city, with a few cameramen around to film them leaping off highrises and down staircases while shooting at each other. The arena sounds like American Gladiators, which is gay.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 18:05

leaping off highrises and down staircases while shooting at each other.

lol, already a sport in many American cities.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 4:02

And the whole point, besides, is to keep this as safe as possible, given the circumstances. If done right in a city, there's a very real risk in straight-up parkour that one will fall and break any number of bones, and this is without people shooting at you. Traceurs good enough for this would be hard to find, so if it became an actual sport, a high rate of injury would simply not be an option.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 19:32

Parkour is rubbish

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-03 10:02

>>4
i lol'd, niggers!

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