Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon.

Pages: 1-4041-

Just diagnosed with Hodgkins Lymphona

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 14:27

And Pleural Effusion of left lung, Wut Do? What would you do?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 16:19

>>1
Keep on keepin' on..

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 3:05

>>2
Symptoms of Chemo are:

1) Excess amount of Uric acid in body and mouth.
2) Achy joints
3) Jittery Nerves
4) Abdominal Craps
5) Nauseau
6) Potential psychosis

worth it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 10:54

Most people can handle the chemo without too much problems ime.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 13:48

they lie. It is hell. Muscle movement is highly diminished. Equilbrium is shot. pain level is high, excess uric acid in the mouth and abdomnanal cramping and mental breaks from reality.

Name: 2 2010-09-30 14:53

Ok, well , then just give up and hang out on 4chan all day...

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 15:29

>>5
The only people I see who can't handle chemo are a small number of 80+ year olds who were in poor health to begin with. Most people deal with it just fine, with some extra medication against nausea/pain whenever they need it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 18:34

>>1
I'm very sorry to hear that. I sincerely hope you get through it o.k., my friend.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 7:40

I'm having psychotic breaks with severe joint and abdominal pains with excessive uric acid in my mouth...I'm pretty far from okay.

When will the dreams about having to collection my own feces and escapes from brine-nano-mites diminish?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 16:25

>>9
Those dreams won't stop, they'll just get more intense.
I suggest 2 footrubs and an enema.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 20:05

>>3
well the alternative is death, so yes I would think so

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 13:27

>>11
you can't die from cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 15:38

I wish I could eat your cancer

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 8:07

>>11
what alternative? We all die, the difference is how.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 8:09

>>13
You're welcome to it. Serve it up with some nice Chianti? *sfsfsfsfsfsf*

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 8:43

"Live every day as if it were your last, cuz someday you'll be right." -- Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 12:22

>>16
Time to start smoking again, have unsafe sex, and spend all my savings FUCK YEAH

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 13:17

>>14
ok, an early death

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 19:35

>>16
You can tell it was said by Anonymous because of the spelling.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 19:57

>>19
What are you? Some kind of spelling and grammar Nazi?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 3:05

>>18
You don't need cancer to die early either, Einstein.
There are no alternatives, there is just the who, how, when, and where. "Why" is arbitrary in the case of mortal human beings.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 5:03

The cause of death for everyone that has ever lived is HEART FAILURE!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 11:36

>>22
The NATURAL cause of death for everyone that has ever lived WAS HEART FAILURE!

<corrected>

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 11:43

I go in for my second dose of chemo on Friday, everyone wish me luck! I'm going to get pissed, woozy, nauseous, my piss will be red at first then it will have a neon glow like on the skin of fish scales, I'll be anemic, have copious amounts of acid in my mouth that takes 4 days to get rid of, and then keep myself doped up with lorazepan and oxycodon for the joint, nerve, and muscle pains and take milk of magnesia from the constipation caused by the pills and chemo for another 2 weeks. Yipee!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 16:09

anagram of Hodgkin's lymphoma:
Hmm, gay dolphins OK.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 2:59

>>25
I'm on board with that.

btw, my chemo treatment went alright cause I slept through most of it, but afterwards I started getting down and sharp pains began to set it in and I had to fall back asleep after taking some Lorazapan to calm my nerves...just woke up 2 hours later feeling exactly the same, racing thoughts about why, and now I'm eating Life cereal with bananas and 2% milk...lulz. :d

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 15:36

>>27
Smoke herb for relief. Seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 2:07

>>27
I have a pleural effusion with my cancer. Smoking anything at this point in time is physically out of the question.

Pleural effusion: fluid that has built between the lung and chest wall compressing the lung and restricting air flow.

Sucks, man...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 4:16

>>28
They can jab a drain in your back for that, I think

Name: important question 2010-10-10 4:50

Have you accepted Jesus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 7:21

>>28
Then eat it. Works the same, just more of a time-released manner.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 17:22

>>29
lol, they have already drained 7 liters using thoracentesis. However, due to their being a 6 inch slab of Hodgkins lymphoma cancer being the cause of it accumulating...it builds right back up after a few days. So, yeah, they can (and have 3 times already), but that doesn't stop it from happening again.

>>30
The second I heard the story of Jesus, he was in my heart and my soul. Whether or not my logical mind wants to acknowledge his existence beyond that is besides the point.

>>31
I am not going to eat pot, screw that. XP

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-11 2:17

Can they send a mouse in there?  They cure stuff in mice all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-11 23:44

>>33
...um, no.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 15:32

>>1
You should eat pot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 17:56

>>35
nasty...no thank you.

Vanilla ice cream...there we go. :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 8:23

You cancer patients are such drama queens, I'm glad I donated to AIDS faggots instead.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 18:46

you should make a list of 10 things you woud do before you DIE and do them

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 19:59

it wouldn't matter if I had cancer or not, everyone dies so everyone should make a list of 10 things to do before they die...their bucket list. :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 5:27

just got some pot, gonna grind it up and put it in some brownies. :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 17:57

>>40
Why don't you just smoke it?


Afraid you'll get cancer?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 0:14

>>39
should call it fuckit list, because I might like to do them, but, ehhh, fuckit

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 9:06

>>41
you must not have read the previous posts. I also have a pleural effusion (compressed lung from fluid inbetween lung and chest walls).

Might make it a little hard to SMOKE pot...get it? Besides, I already have cancer, can't get it again unless it spreads. :P

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 19:46

>>43
It's possible to suffer from several different cancers at once.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 23:46

>>44
it wouldn't matter which cancer I had it would still be cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 8:47

Got sick off eating spiked brownies...that shit was POTENT!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 17:22

>>45-46
Would you just die already?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-22 3:12

>>47
But I just got a picc line put in my arm today. That's where they take this needle, put it in a vein and feed a small thin tube in close to the heart and I.V. lines hang down from my arm so they can give me drugs and draw blood from the same line. Cool, eh? No more getting stuck with fucking needles!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-22 20:39

>>48
Stop wasting time and healthcare resources and kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 0:04

>>47,49
Go back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 9:02

Just had my third dose of chemotherapy. This round sucks. My mouth is got this weird film that won't go away unless I eat spicy or sour things, but it just comes right back afterwords. Anyway, I'm off to find out who stole 50 of my oxycodone. :<

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 1:44

Look into this:

It's a compound called vinblastine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinblastine

It's in the Madagascar periwinkle, which is sometimes available OTC as an herbal supplement.  The research checks out pretty well and it's orally bioavailable.  Hack your body and reclaim the title as "master of your domain".

Best of luck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 8:01

>>52
The guy won't even eat pot to ease his discomfort, do you really think he'll take this?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 18:50

>>52
Vinblastine was one of the drugs I was administered at the hospital for chemotherapy; 13mg worth that round. The other three were Doxorubicin 54mg, Bleomycin 22mg, and Dacarbazine 800mg. This last one takes a fucking hour to administer!!! The whole process is about 3-5 hours depending on how fast the nurses move their hot asses.

Now I'm stuck with uric-acid, neulasta shot side-effects (creates neutrophils for immunities) sharp needle like pains everywhere there is bone marrow, abdominal spasms and nausea. Plus my fucking hair is falling out now...I really am a cancer patient now, I'm sporting the token hair style. :P

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 10:46

Give up chemo until your cancer is terminal, become a serial rapist/killer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 18:07

>>55
...just to find out that when they put me in prison and begin treatment again and it actually gets cured I'd be the one raped.

No thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-08 8:06

Had another go round with Chemo. -_-' This stuff is hell.

Where are my f*ing brownies?!?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-08 22:25

>>36
You don't need to smoke it.
You can just breath in the smoke if you can get a safe way to have it puffed into the air?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-10 10:58

>>58
yeah, by a ventilator that separates the smoke from the thc to get the same high.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 1:18

Okay, this really sucks. I just woke up with hives all over my face. What the fuck is this shit???

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 23:39

>>60
I think you have bees

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-16 21:35

>>61
bad pun. :/

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 3:19

>>60
Ended up being folliculitus, which I have because of genetics anyway. Seems to be a side-effect of chemotherapy as well.

This sucks. >_<

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 3:20

Going in for another round of chemo in the morning. Wish me luck!
:)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-20 10:27

Thousands of years ago, the Chinese discovered the proper combinations of herbs to cure and prevent most cancers.
Unfortunately the world will never hear of it, thanks to big Pharma.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-20 17:26

>>65
Taking dried tiger dicks, eh

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-21 4:03

Tried the dried tiger dicks...they just give me bad gas and hickups.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 11:50

Thousands of years ago, very few people lived long enough to develop cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 0:44

Thousands of years ago, I ran for treasurer of the student council.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 8:20

Thousands of years ago, the word cancer didn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 2:42

>>70
...but the disease did.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 10:26

>>71
no way man, cancer is caused by CHEMICALS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 20:01

>>72
It's much, much, more common today (Chemicals helping) but it did exist way back when.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 8:56

>>73
It's not just chemicals, it's also harmful radiation, constant exposure to UV and magnetic/electrical fields generated by electrical equipment.

Our modern way of living is killing us with cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 14:51

Alright!!!!
I just finished with my final radiation treatment and my Hodgkin's Lymphoma is all gone!!!

I'm so glad it's all finally over and I can get back to trolling /b/. :3

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 5:02

YAYYYYYY

wave your dick at ducks in the park; it's not like it should intimidate you anymore.  freedom your day, everyday

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 12:56

>>76

you've clearly never had your dick pecked by a duck

they think that its food

the only safe way to do it is from the top deck of a bus but the ducks prolly wont see you

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 13:14

>>75
Real OP here, I still have disease.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 16:08

well wave your dick anyway

those ducks had it coming

Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List