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Just diagnosed with Hodgkins Lymphona

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 14:27

And Pleural Effusion of left lung, Wut Do? What would you do?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 17:57

>>40
Why don't you just smoke it?


Afraid you'll get cancer?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 0:14

>>39
should call it fuckit list, because I might like to do them, but, ehhh, fuckit

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 9:06

>>41
you must not have read the previous posts. I also have a pleural effusion (compressed lung from fluid inbetween lung and chest walls).

Might make it a little hard to SMOKE pot...get it? Besides, I already have cancer, can't get it again unless it spreads. :P

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 19:46

>>43
It's possible to suffer from several different cancers at once.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 23:46

>>44
it wouldn't matter which cancer I had it would still be cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 8:47

Got sick off eating spiked brownies...that shit was POTENT!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 17:22

>>45-46
Would you just die already?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-22 3:12

>>47
But I just got a picc line put in my arm today. That's where they take this needle, put it in a vein and feed a small thin tube in close to the heart and I.V. lines hang down from my arm so they can give me drugs and draw blood from the same line. Cool, eh? No more getting stuck with fucking needles!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-22 20:39

>>48
Stop wasting time and healthcare resources and kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 0:04

>>47,49
Go back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 9:02

Just had my third dose of chemotherapy. This round sucks. My mouth is got this weird film that won't go away unless I eat spicy or sour things, but it just comes right back afterwords. Anyway, I'm off to find out who stole 50 of my oxycodone. :<

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 1:44

Look into this:

It's a compound called vinblastine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinblastine

It's in the Madagascar periwinkle, which is sometimes available OTC as an herbal supplement.  The research checks out pretty well and it's orally bioavailable.  Hack your body and reclaim the title as "master of your domain".

Best of luck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-25 8:01

>>52
The guy won't even eat pot to ease his discomfort, do you really think he'll take this?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 18:50

>>52
Vinblastine was one of the drugs I was administered at the hospital for chemotherapy; 13mg worth that round. The other three were Doxorubicin 54mg, Bleomycin 22mg, and Dacarbazine 800mg. This last one takes a fucking hour to administer!!! The whole process is about 3-5 hours depending on how fast the nurses move their hot asses.

Now I'm stuck with uric-acid, neulasta shot side-effects (creates neutrophils for immunities) sharp needle like pains everywhere there is bone marrow, abdominal spasms and nausea. Plus my fucking hair is falling out now...I really am a cancer patient now, I'm sporting the token hair style. :P

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 10:46

Give up chemo until your cancer is terminal, become a serial rapist/killer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 18:07

>>55
...just to find out that when they put me in prison and begin treatment again and it actually gets cured I'd be the one raped.

No thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-08 8:06

Had another go round with Chemo. -_-' This stuff is hell.

Where are my f*ing brownies?!?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-08 22:25

>>36
You don't need to smoke it.
You can just breath in the smoke if you can get a safe way to have it puffed into the air?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-10 10:58

>>58
yeah, by a ventilator that separates the smoke from the thc to get the same high.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 1:18

Okay, this really sucks. I just woke up with hives all over my face. What the fuck is this shit???

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 23:39

>>60
I think you have bees

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-16 21:35

>>61
bad pun. :/

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 3:19

>>60
Ended up being folliculitus, which I have because of genetics anyway. Seems to be a side-effect of chemotherapy as well.

This sucks. >_<

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 3:20

Going in for another round of chemo in the morning. Wish me luck!
:)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-20 10:27

Thousands of years ago, the Chinese discovered the proper combinations of herbs to cure and prevent most cancers.
Unfortunately the world will never hear of it, thanks to big Pharma.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-20 17:26

>>65
Taking dried tiger dicks, eh

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-21 4:03

Tried the dried tiger dicks...they just give me bad gas and hickups.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 11:50

Thousands of years ago, very few people lived long enough to develop cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 0:44

Thousands of years ago, I ran for treasurer of the student council.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 8:20

Thousands of years ago, the word cancer didn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 2:42

>>70
...but the disease did.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 10:26

>>71
no way man, cancer is caused by CHEMICALS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 20:01

>>72
It's much, much, more common today (Chemicals helping) but it did exist way back when.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 8:56

>>73
It's not just chemicals, it's also harmful radiation, constant exposure to UV and magnetic/electrical fields generated by electrical equipment.

Our modern way of living is killing us with cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 14:51

Alright!!!!
I just finished with my final radiation treatment and my Hodgkin's Lymphoma is all gone!!!

I'm so glad it's all finally over and I can get back to trolling /b/. :3

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 5:02

YAYYYYYY

wave your dick at ducks in the park; it's not like it should intimidate you anymore.  freedom your day, everyday

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 12:56

>>76

you've clearly never had your dick pecked by a duck

they think that its food

the only safe way to do it is from the top deck of a bus but the ducks prolly wont see you

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 13:14

>>75
Real OP here, I still have disease.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 16:08

well wave your dick anyway

those ducks had it coming

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