Jokes galore

We should tell some really bad science and math jokes:

I'll start with one I heard today:

Why can't you grow Wheat in the integers modulo 6?



Because it is not a field!!

>>7

I will revise this piece of shit for you:

A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are walking down the street together, when they hear the cries of a man about to jump from the top of a tall building. After thinking about how to rescue him, the physicist says, "If it gets any windier, the frictional drag of the air pressure will retard his fall.", the engineer says, "It's the fault of whoever made this building that suicide nets weren't implemented." The mathematician, having been deep in thought, finally lifts his head and goes, "A-ha! If we integrate his position from the top of the building to the street, he will ride smoothly over the area of the curve!"