Jokes galore

We should tell some really bad science and math jokes:

I'll start with one I heard today:

Why can't you grow Wheat in the integers modulo 6?



Because it is not a field!!

You are walking down the street and you see a man standing on top of a 100 story building. He's in mass depression and is threatening to kill himself by jumping off the building. How do you stop him from jumping?

Well let's see, it seems like the angle from the top of that building to the floor looks like 45 degrees. So if we we took tan(45) equals- Oh. Damn. He just jumped. Yeah... he's dead. Maybe I should have called the police or persuaded him not to jump...