LOL

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3908385.ece

"Stephen Hawking in hunt for Africa's hidden talent"

"Professor Stephen Hawking, who has devoted his career to finding the origins of the universe, is to begin a new search – for Africa’s answer to Einstein..."

Looks like the paralysis is starting to get to his brain.

He can do whatever the fuck he wants.  So can you.

Oh, plenty of Boers are very bright people.

...oh, wait, was that not what we were talking about?

Dr. Livingston, I presume?

>>1
>>Looks like the paralysis is starting to get to his brain.
lol agree
>>2
fucking fag

Africa's hidden talent"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://shii.org/knows/Everything_Shii_Knows

I'm pretty certain ol' Turok is behind this scheme. He's hilarious: when he was lecturing us he would make poor jokes and laugh at them himself, while everyone else kind of stares blankly.

Still, at least he can walk eh.

in before massive failure and waste of money.

>>8

I quite liked Turok as a lecturer.

Watson got pwnt lol.

http://shii.org/knows/Everything_Shii_Knows

>>11
Watson got pwnt? Au contraire, the project will be an epic fail and Watson will be vindicated in every way possible.

Hawking is batshit crazy. The white minority in SA alone have more scientific talent than the whole of Africa. No really, white South Africans have won 3 Nobel Prizes in science. Black Africans have won none.

>>10

I had him for Electromagnetism, quite possibly the driest, most mind-numbing course on the Tripos, so no wonder he felt compelled to fill in the gaps with poor jokes.

Stephen Hawking is a Jew.

Not really.

>>17 is a Jew as well.

Go looking for anything hard enough you'll probably find it in one form or annother.

The only thing Hawking is going to find is himself in some African stew:

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/5954/hawking1xu4.jpg
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/1961/hawking2vd5.jpg
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/623/hawking3ud3.jpg

>>13
Watson lost his job, that's why I said he got pwnt.  Whether or not he gets vindicated is a completely unrelated problem.

Wist I'm not at the stage of doing research math, I think I have a pretty good idea what it's all about. I doubt they're going to find a nigger capable of that shit.

>>22
Because obviously no black person could be smarter than you. Probably no woman either, for that matter.

>>23
Because >>22 is Einstein, right? Fucking butthurt woman libfag retard, learn to fucking read.

>>24
If he'd claimed he could do it, I'd have said "as smart as," you assfuck. Keep working that Speak & Spell, you'll get them all some day.

>>25
He said he couldn't, you nut gobbler.

I'm sure it's quite hilarious to some, but what reason do we as entrapeneurs have for being in Africa...hmm...none that I can see. Ah, that's probably why the US is staying out of Africa and why Bin Laden is camping safely with a few of his homies by the Sudan River. I guess Hawking figures this would be a great way to introduce the horrors of Africa's civilization *snkr, snkr* to the rest of the world so we will have some interest there. Good luck, you're going to need it, Hawking!!! I guess having his assistants treat him like a baby is getting to what's left of his yogurt filled brain. *wanna taste?* No Thank You!