LOL

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3908385.ece

"Stephen Hawking in hunt for Africa's hidden talent"

"Professor Stephen Hawking, who has devoted his career to finding the origins of the universe, is to begin a new search – for Africa’s answer to Einstein..."

Looks like the paralysis is starting to get to his brain.

I'm pretty certain ol' Turok is behind this scheme. He's hilarious: when he was lecturing us he would make poor jokes and laugh at them himself, while everyone else kind of stares blankly.

Still, at least he can walk eh.