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PROOF there's a God

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 13:11

   1. I exist

   2. I have in my mind the notion of a perfect being

   3. An imperfect being, like myself, cannot think up the notion of a perfect being

   4. Therefore the notion of a perfect being must have originated from the perfect being himself

   5. A perfect being would not be perfect if it did not exist

   6. Therefore a perfect being must exist

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 13:33

Premise #2 and/or premise #3 are crap, depending on what you mean by "notion".
#5 is crap as well, though that's not necessarily immediately obvious since it's very badly worded. As stated, it's a plain non-sequitur, in the colloquial sense of the word.

If you're trying to get at the ontological argument, you're misremembering it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 13:39

So I take it you're taking a Philosophy class right now?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 15:11

Also; lol, pineal glands.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 17:29

Philosophers are in agreement that this thread is retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 18:02

>>5
Philosophers are too busy masturbating to even read anything.
This thread is a good example why nobody likes them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 18:11

>>1

cocks, cocks, cocks!

(2) you don't have notion of a perfect being, but you have a notion of a being with individual traits such that you label them perfect because of their significance to you.

you can not imagine a being having quality X such that it is incomprehensible by you therefore all beings you can imagine are modifications of yourself.

therefore you fail. eat aids and die!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 18:28

Butt-hurt atheists angry that philosophy and not science has proved God exists.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 19:42

>>7
HAY!  You're not COCKS COCKS COCKS guy.  I am!  So dick off.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 20:08

>>9

I'm the new COCKS COCKS COCKS guy. Didn't you get the memo?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 20:16

   1. I exist

   2. I have in my mind the notion of Gilgamesh

   3. An imperfect being, like myself, cannot think up the notion of Gilgamesh

   4. Therefore the notion of Gilgamesh must have originated from Gilgamesh himself

   5. Gilgamesh would not be perfect if he did not exist

   6. Therefore Gilgamesh must exist

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 22:02

   1. I exist

   2. I have in my mind the perfect idea of THIS THREAD IS FAIL.

   3. An imperfect being, like myself, cannot think up such a perfect idea.

   4. Therefore the notion of THIS THREAD IS FAIL must have originated from THIS THREAD IS FAIL

   5. THIS THREAD IS FAIL would not be perfect if THIS THREAD IS FAIL was untrue

   6. Therefore THIS THREAD IS FAIL is true


>>1
If existence is necessary for perfection, then if god does not exist, then it is not a perfect idea, full stop. Your argument fails because it assumed that the idea of god was perfect but that would not be true if it were nonexistent. This merely shows that the idea of perfection is not necessarily perfect itself, it existence is necessary for perfection.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 22:29

>>11
WOMEN AND CHILDREN

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 23:03

>>13
DON'T HELP HIM!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 23:31

>>10
I challenge you to a duel!
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Name: RedCream 2008-02-06 1:28

Ideas are not evidence.

RELIGITARDS PWNT AGAIN!

Your stories of your Big Jew In The Sky relate all manner of evidence for it.  Just produce this evidence or STFU (and admit that you fell for children's fables).

Name: i hate redcream clones 2008-02-06 4:25

>>16
btw clone redcrem will never said pwn or tards
he always writte in a polite way (he troll's around educated)

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