PROOF there's a God

   1. I exist

   2. I have in my mind the notion of a perfect being

   3. An imperfect being, like myself, cannot think up the notion of a perfect being

   4. Therefore the notion of a perfect being must have originated from the perfect being himself

   5. A perfect being would not be perfect if it did not exist

   6. Therefore a perfect being must exist

   1. I exist

   2. I have in my mind the notion of Gilgamesh

   3. An imperfect being, like myself, cannot think up the notion of Gilgamesh

   4. Therefore the notion of Gilgamesh must have originated from Gilgamesh himself

   5. Gilgamesh would not be perfect if he did not exist

   6. Therefore Gilgamesh must exist