Jesus drank wine?

Jesus Didn't Make Alcohol

I'm so sick and tired of hearing idiots defend their drinking by claiming that Jesus drank alcoholic wine.  No He didn't!  Jesus did not make intoxicating wine and you can't prove that from the Scriptures.  I'll tell you why I know He didn't.  The Old Testament clearly warns that God hates "...hands that shed innocent blood" (Proverbs 6:16,17).  If Jesus turned water into intoxicating wine for the wedding quests, then there would be nothing wrong with all the alcohol companies today who manufacture alcoholic beverages.  There would be nothing wrong with selling beer.  There would be nothing wrong with taverns and the trucks that deliver beer.  If Jesus made intoxicating wine for other people to drink, then there would be nothing wrong with alcohol at all.  Are you so foolish to believe this?  Do you actually think that Jesus Christ would risk having someone else's blood on His hands because of alcohol He made?  No way!  Jesus wouldn't gamble with someone's life.

Do you think Jesus was blind to the evil's of alcohol?  Do you think little children weren't being attacked by drunkard mothers and fathers in Jesus' day?  Do you think that drunks weren't getting into fights in Jesus' day?  Do you think Jesus didn't know about the drunkenness of Noah, or the drunkenness of Eli's sons, or the drunkard in Proverbs 23:29-35?  Do you think Jesus didn't know about Proverb 20:1?  Do you think women weren't being gang raped by drunken thugs in Jesus' day?  Do you think people weren't being injured, or killed, because of alcohol in Jesus' day?  Do you think the world had improved since Sodom and Gomorrah?  And let me remind you, Sodom and Gomorrah existed AFTER the flood in Noah's day.  It wasn't long after the flood, that men went right back to their vomit.  Mankind is truly prone to wickedness and destruction.  Don't you tell me that Jesus would risk being guilty of having "...hands that shed innocent blood" (Proverbs 7:16,17), by serving intoxicating wine to others!  No way!  But you say, Jesus expected people to be responsible for their own actions!"  Yes, but Jesus knew, just as any other honest person today knows, that many people AREN'T responsible!!!  Don't you tell me that Jesus would risk some child being beaten, by a drunken father, who drank alcohol that Jesus made!

The entire civil law in the Old Testament teaches RESPONSIBILITY for our actions.  Jesus knew the Word of God better than anyone else.  Don't you dare insult the Son of God by claiming that He would be an accomplice to drunkenness.  Jesus turned the water into the fruit of the vine, NOT fermented (aged) wine.  Furthermore, 1st Corinthians 6:10 declares, "...Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."  Drunkenness is a sin!  Drunkenness will keep a man out of Heaven!  Please notice the other sins listed in this Scripture.  Is a little stealing ok?  No!  Is a little extortion ok?  No!  Is a little covetousness ok?  No!  So what makes you think that a little drunkenness is ok (a buzz)?  To get a "buzz" is wicked sin!  It only takes a few drinks to get drunk.  Do you think Jesus would help people commit a sin which the Word of God teaches will keep them out of Heaven?  How ignorant, ridiculous, and insulting for anyone to claim that Jesus served intoxicating alcohol to others.  It goes against everything taught in the Bible.

Jesus Didn't Exist

I'm so sick and tired of hearing idiots defend their fucked up lifestyles by claiming that Jesus existed.  No He didn't!  Jesus did not exist and you can't prove that from the Scriptures. Etc etc etc.

Peter Griffin: [drinks some wine and coughs] Is that really the blood of Christ!?"

Priest: Yes.

Peter: Woah, that guy must have been wasted 24/7!

Matthew 15:11
"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

Drugs are okay with God, people.

>>4

Lazy people like you justify sin instead of overcoming them.

The reason wine contains alcohol is because of the fermentation process(Which is a tricky thing, any toxins or poisonous bacteria would spoil the wine, and make it undrinkable.  Clean drink was rare and difficult to provide).  If it's not alcoholic, it's fruit-drink.  Does the bible say he made fruit-drink? Does it say he provided clean water?  No, he made wine.

>>5

Idiots like you won't accept that by your definition, everything is a sin.

Alcohol is wrong. We all know it.

Sod the bible. That's wrong too.

So is gay. Gay is just wrong.

Breathing is wrong, and so is sex.

Your right, Jesus didn't drink alcoholic wine. It was my piss.

Another glass of jenkem, anyone?

Wine =/= "Drunkenness"

It's called moderation.  Live with it, kthxbai.

you certainly didn't want to drink the water back then... unless you like things like cholora and dysentari

Yes please

Jesus was a fuckin alcoholic.  He'd hang out with his drinking buddies and get shit-faced.

What? The alcohol transformation show wasn't my idea it was Bob's.

Sure, blame the crazy disciple that no-one talks about.  "It was my retarded friends idea, durrrr."  THAT'S a legitimate argument.  You're the son of God who -is- God, and you're saying you don't know better than the guy who couldn't stop licking purple spotted fungus?

>>12
Revelations 3:15-16
"I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

Moderation is a sin.

>>1
Is that science?

>>9 Don't be stupid, sex isn't wrong.