IV, no shit.

Is it possible to be fed entirely through IV? And if so (or if you only get nutrients in a non-solid form), does that mean you will eventually stop shitting, due to lack of shittable material?

If you still posted to 4chan, that would STILL count as shitting.

{cue The Threadshitter!}

Hi there.

Well, all of the nutrients in your diet are absorbed by the blood, so it seems feasible.

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Kill yourself

IIRC this has been tried on mice, and they died for some reason. Details are somewhere, I'm sure.

What they died?  No shit?

By the way, even if you are fed entirely through an IV, you will still have a small amount of fecal matter.  This type of feeding will encourage the 'washing out' of dead cells, which will then be expelled through your rectum.