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IV, no shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 15:34

Is it possible to be fed entirely through IV? And if so (or if you only get nutrients in a non-solid form), does that mean you will eventually stop shitting, due to lack of shittable material?

Name: RedCream 2007-10-30 22:05

If you still posted to 4chan, that would STILL count as shitting.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-30 22:06

{cue The Threadshitter!}

Name: The Threadshitter 2007-10-30 22:44

Hi there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 23:19

Well, all of the nutrients in your diet are absorbed by the blood, so it seems feasible.

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Kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 0:56

IIRC this has been tried on mice, and they died for some reason. Details are somewhere, I'm sure.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 3:03

What they died? No shit?

Name: Krieger 2007-10-31 14:01

By the way, even if you are fed entirely through an IV, you will still have a small amount of fecal matter. This type of feeding will encourage the 'washing out' of dead cells, which will then be expelled through your rectum.

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IV, no shit.

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 15:34

2 Name: RedCream 2007-10-30 22:05

3 Name: RedCream 2007-10-30 22:06

4 Name: The Threadshitter 2007-10-30 22:44

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 23:19

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 0:56

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 3:03

8 Name: Krieger 2007-10-31 14:01