The King James Version. All other modern translations (including NIV) are endorsed by Satan.
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Anonymous2007-10-05 16:20
Prove it. What if a guy claims the NIV is the only true translation, and all others are made by Satan.
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Anonymous2007-10-05 17:58
BS. To be endorsed by Satan, Satan and god would have to exist in the first place. They don't. Prove me wrong (and if you say, 'because the Bible says so' you are the biggest fucktard on the planet).
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Anonymous2007-10-05 18:47
I'm an agnostic-atheist. I think the Bible is a load of shit, just like any other religious book. I was just merely saying that even if Satan and God existed, then he would still need proof to say that one translation is supported by Satan and one by God. Trust me, I'm on your side, not this thread's originator.
Nope, that is completely false. The Bible is synonymous with fact, even. Here is a small demonstration that proves God exists: Look at your computer screen. Do you see it? That is because God made all of the matter in the Universe. If you can't see the monitor, it is probably because you or your parents are evil sinners and God decided to make you blind.
Anyways, to the rest, the KJV is the most truthful (modern) representation of the Bible, translated directly from Arameic and Hebrew, and not from the evil Latin Bibles.
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Anonymous2007-10-06 16:58
the same people that wrote the bible thought the world was flat.
>>22
That was the whole point of creating the FSM.
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Anonymous2007-10-15 10:40
"The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoove; it is unclean for you."
- Leviticus 11:6
Proven to be wrong, rabbits are definitely no ruminants.
Fun fact: The Bible does nowhere condem lesbianism or incest sex with your daughter. Every form of incest is forbidden, even having sex with your grandmother, except for this one. Check it for yourself at Leviticus 18.
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Anonymous2007-10-15 13:55
Actually, Rabbits do have a digestive process very simmilar to rumination, see here: http://www.grisda.org/origins/04102.htm , so the Bible's explaination is perhaps not so wrong after all.
Also I would like to mention that the passage does not say that rabbits are ruminants, only that they "chew the cud" which they do, via refection, not regurgitation.
This proves two things:
a.) That the Bible stands up to the most rigorous "scientific" testing.
b.) Most atheists (if not all) are idiots.
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Anonymous2007-10-15 22:55
ok... without reading this thread, i think i can pose an honest question that has yet to be answered (and makes many an atheist, number 37):
the problem of evil:
god made us
we are not perfect
therefore, god must not be the perfect being that the bible proclaims that he is
ps: i thought that there was a lot of racism in the bible. is this not true?
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Anonymous2007-10-16 6:39
I don't see how our imperfection reflects on His perfection. And yes, some races are better than others, but you need not read the Bible to learn that. Just go to the poor areas in any major city!
How can you prove a man with a stick splited a sea in half?
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Anonymous2007-10-17 0:48
Eyewitness testimony.
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Anonymous2007-10-17 10:57
Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-16 16:23
Philosophy...
How can you prove a man with a stick splited a sea in half?
You fail at spelling... Anyways.. I think that Christians should just get off this website.. Everyone that accesses 4chan is dead and soulless, and there is no possible way of saving them.
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Anonymous2007-10-18 6:00
not unless i steal your souls using the bible and holy water!!!