/sci/ - THE BIBLE IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 8:24

It is.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 8:25

>>1
no its not you troll

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 8:28

lol butt secks

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 12:12

>>2

Yes it is.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 12:29

Yea with a +/- 75% accuracy rate. Simple statistics you can make anything look true

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 12:34

>>5

Untrue, the Bible is 100 percent accurate (and all of its predictions so far,) to +/- zero percent.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 17:55

>>2
>>3
>>5
You'r just giving this douche what he wants.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 20:10

>>7

prime numbered posts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-05 7:42

>>7 part of the fibonacci sequence

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-05 9:49

I was god, but lost all my powers in a card game to another deity.
Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-05 11:02

>>10 Only Jews can invent gods.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-05 12:39

>>1
Which bible?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-05 14:10

>>12

The King James Version. All other modern translations (including NIV) are endorsed by Satan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-05 16:20

Prove it. What if a guy claims the NIV is the only true translation, and all others are made by Satan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-05 17:58

BS. To be endorsed by Satan, Satan and god would have to exist in the first place. They don't. Prove me wrong (and if you say, 'because the Bible says so' you are the biggest fucktard on the planet).

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-05 18:47

I'm an agnostic-atheist. I think the Bible is a load of shit, just like any other religious book. I was just merely saying that even if Satan and God existed, then he would still need proof to say that one translation is supported by Satan and one by God. Trust me, I'm on your side, not this thread's originator.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 7:31

>>15

Nope, that is completely false. The Bible is synonymous with fact, even. Here is a small demonstration that proves God exists: Look at your computer screen. Do you see it? That is because God made all of the matter in the Universe. If you can't see the monitor, it is probably because you or your parents are evil sinners and God decided to make you blind.

Anyways, to the rest, the KJV is the most truthful (modern) representation of the Bible, translated directly from Arameic and Hebrew, and not from the evil Latin Bibles.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 16:58

the same people that wrote the bible thought the world was flat.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 18:36

The bible is true. Prove me wrong!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 18:52

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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 22:36

Everyone know pastafarian is the only true religion.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-06 23:58

>>21
His Noodleiness makes about much sense as a big Jew sitting in the sky watching you masturbate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 1:16

>>22
lol good one faggot good one

Name: RedCream 2007-10-07 2:05

>>23
I've never heard of Jahweh referred to as a "good one faggot", but I really don't disagree with your assertion.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 2:38

GOD HAS NO PLACE WITHIN THIS BROWSER!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 5:29

Shish-kabbalah

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-08 16:00

So am I to assume everyone agrees with me when I say the Bible is one hundred percent true?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-08 16:04

sage goes in the sage field

Name: Sage goes everywhere 2007-10-08 16:28

Ever read 'till page 2? there are two different descriptions how mankind was created... both 100%true? ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-08 16:51

Both of them.

Name: BIBLE 2007-10-08 17:13

I AM THE BIBLE

I AM ALWAYS RIGHT EVEN IF I CONTRADICT MYSELF

IF I WENT BACK IN TIME AND TOLD MYSELF I WAS WRONG I WOULD BE RIGHT

I AM SO TRICKY

GIVE ME MONEY

Name: anonymous 2007-10-14 20:10

it is not true i go to catholic school and the religion teacher
says its not true

lurk more and you will see

Name: 4tran 2007-10-15 7:12

>>22
That was the whole point of creating the FSM.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 10:40

"The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoove; it is unclean for you."
- Leviticus 11:6

Proven to be wrong, rabbits are definitely no ruminants.

Fun fact: The Bible does nowhere condem lesbianism or incest sex with your daughter. Every form of incest is forbidden, even having sex with your grandmother, except for this one. Check it for yourself at Leviticus 18.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 13:55

Actually, Rabbits do have a digestive process very simmilar to rumination, see here: http://www.grisda.org/origins/04102.htm , so the Bible's explaination is perhaps not so wrong after all.

Also I would like to mention that the passage does not say that rabbits are ruminants, only that they "chew the cud" which they do, via refection, not regurgitation.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 15:15

>>35
Be less retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 15:58

>>36

This proves two things:
a.) That the Bible stands up to the most rigorous "scientific" testing.
b.) Most atheists (if not all) are idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 22:55

ok... without reading this thread, i think i can pose an honest question that has yet to be answered (and makes many an atheist, number 37):
the problem of evil:

god made us
we are not perfect
therefore, god must not be the perfect being that the bible proclaims that he is

ps: i thought that there was a lot of racism in the bible. is this not true?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 6:39

I don't see how our imperfection reflects on His perfection. And yes, some races are better than others, but you need not read the Bible to learn that. Just go to the poor areas in any major city!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 6:53

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THE BIBLE IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE

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