Absolute proof of ΓΙΛΓΑΜΕΣΗ

I have realized the truth.

REDCREAM IS GILGAMESH!!!!!

He denies His own existense so that people won't discover the truth.

Thats just plain stupid. Redcream is not Gilgamesh. (Gilgamesh did exist, by the way)

>>1
If that were truth, chanfags across the world would have been smited and set aflame by now, leading to a major news event on Fox.  Instead of a yellow van exploding over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, there would have been picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture of some poor bastard, burning at his computer keyboard, with his pants down and his (then burned away) dick in his hand.

>>3
dont lie you are GILGAMESH

>>1
nice proof you got there

>>4
The surest evidence of my Gilgameshness would be that you're aflame and roasting like a duck on a spit.  You sure type and post well enough for a guy whose body fat is at 500 degrees and alight.  I could actually say then you're NOT on fire, therefore my Gilgameshness is undoubtedly denied.

>>6
you are gilgamesh!

>>7
You certainly type very well for having fingers reduced to charred carbon sticks!  You simply must tell us how you manage that!

>>6
It would be the surest evidence, but you're not in any way required to do so.  Just because you threaten us with incineration, doesn't mean you actually will.  You're still Gilgamesh.

>>8
lol 4tran owned you again!

>>9
But if you accept that I'm Gilgamesh, then you must accept that I'd set you alight, then your non-combusted state would counter that, hence I'm not Gilgamesh!  IT ONLY STANDS TO REEZUN!

>>11
Angry Gilgamesh is angry.