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If that were truth, chanfags across the world would have been smited and set aflame by now, leading to a major news event on Fox. Instead of a yellow van exploding over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, there would have been picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture after picture of some poor bastard, burning at his computer keyboard, with his pants down and his (then burned away) dick in his hand.