/sci/ - ejaculate?!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 0:17 ID:sfub2HwF

I heard somewhere that cum is supposed to be good as a face cream (has lots of vitamins, proteins, etc) However, this sounds like a stupid way to convince a girl to let you cum on her face. So /sci/, what thinks you about all this?

Is cum at all beneficial to a person's face?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 0:53 ID:qUsjsxfq

It's a benefit to you, isn't that reason enough?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 4:59 ID:UuaP3ZYZ

i suppose you would know, you get blow jobs all the time.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-06 5:07 ID:ulf+y9qd

Semen is closely related to mucous. Does spreading mucous on your face perform any benefit?

At any rate, stop making stupid excuses and just get her to swallow it. It's not called "manmilk" for nothing!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 5:45 ID:TUUje9uF

>>4
IM A FAG

fixed

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 9:43 ID:0I4OhADN

>>1

Can't understand why the girls don't want to drink/swallow it?!

DO they think it is DIRTY?

Lol, the cum is probably the most unadulterated thing they can get!

Yes and it is full of vitamins etc.

Can't understand why the girls can't appreciate it since "the cum" costs us men life energy!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:02 ID:KnjQO7eq

dude you're on 4chan, i'm sure you have to deal with this issue

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:09 ID:FOogAgFi

Buy her a bottle of moisteuriser and cum in her mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:26 ID:Heaven

I think I read somewhere that semen contains hormones that make you happy. Not sure if they'll work if taken orally.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 1:21 ID:2Vs1AoTy

>>9
Q. How do you make a hormone?
A. Don't pay her!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:46 ID:2bXh1lXP

However, this sounds like a stupid way to convince a girl to let you cum on her face

stupid>smart

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 5:26 ID:lQ8OxFXd

>>10
I prefer to kick her in the ass

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 19:40 ID:95wJslZz

>>10

fuck her better next time, that way she'll moan while you're doing her instead of when you refuse to pay because you're a dick.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 20:40 ID:HZtNDg/w

dude... you have issues

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:45 ID:NYrS58No

dude... do you have tissues

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 1:45 ID:+zYwJY/O

>>15
lol you owned >>14

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 19:40 ID:dwC1D62G

Semen does NOT have vitamins in it.

ejaculate?!

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 0:17 ID:sfub2HwF

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 0:53 ID:qUsjsxfq

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 4:59 ID:UuaP3ZYZ

4 Name: RedCream 2007-09-06 5:07 ID:ulf+y9qd

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 5:45 ID:TUUje9uF

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 9:43 ID:0I4OhADN

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:02 ID:KnjQO7eq

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:09 ID:FOogAgFi

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:26 ID:Heaven

10 Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 1:21 ID:2Vs1AoTy

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:46 ID:2bXh1lXP

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 5:26 ID:lQ8OxFXd

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 19:40 ID:95wJslZz

14 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 20:40 ID:HZtNDg/w

15 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:45 ID:NYrS58No

16 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 1:45 ID:+zYwJY/O

17 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 19:40 ID:dwC1D62G