ejaculate?!

I heard somewhere that cum is supposed to be good as a face cream (has lots of vitamins, proteins, etc)  However, this sounds like a stupid way to convince a girl to let you cum on her face.  So /sci/, what thinks you about all this?

Is cum at all beneficial to a person's face?

Semen is closely related to mucous.  Does spreading mucous on your face perform any benefit?

At any rate, stop making stupid excuses and just get her to swallow it.  It's not called "manmilk" for nothing!