EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE IS TRUE

I am not asking you to prove me wrong, since God's Word is omnipotent, that would be impossible. I am merely reminding you all of this fact.

proof that god does not exist (atleast in 4chan)->

rule 34: if it exists there is porn of it

there is no porn of god

if you argue that; yes, there is porn of god then the Bible cannot be true as in the Bible it says that we as mortals cannot possibly comprehend gods form, THEREFORE to have porn of god would 1. not actually be god-porn 2. prove that he is not real or in the very least, that the Bible r lying

if you give the argument of rule 35 that: "If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made." i think its safe to say that there has been PLENTY of time for god-porn to be made, even though it was proven beforehand that this would be impossible

if you still argue that god existed, and is all powerful, that means he can divide himself by zero, but doing that would cause an Oh Noes of biblically epic proportions that even god himself could not solve -> meaning that he is not all powerful.

feel free to refute this argument ;P

>>81

... wow, just wow. fucking hats off to you sir.

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This Redcream must be very angry at God for some reason. Don't listen to him, he is doing Satan's bidding! He knows just as well as me that God exists. I pray for his soul!

>>84

hey pray me a taco mkay? xtra olives please

>>81

That's a clever argument, but I'm afraid you're wrong. While it is true that there exists no porn of the christian god (that I know of), there are other religions that release quite a lot of porn featuring their gods. Hinduism is known for this, but most of their porn is softcore. Nonetheless, your argument is refuted.

Read the bible then...
How many times has Satan ever been the cause of someones death?

God however
•God takes away Adam and Eve's eternal life, thus committing the first murder, and holds their descendants responsible and visiting Adam and Eve's punishment down on their children. In today's moral standards, the sins of the father die with the father.
•God destroys all life on Earth in a great flood, except for a drunk (Noah) and his family, for failing to worship him.
•God's tenth plague upon the Israelites was the unjustified murder of all firstborn sons in Egypt, which undoubtedly included little children.
•Before sending the plagues to Egypt, God "hardened Pharaoh's heart" so that he wouldn't let the Israelites go, so he could have an excuse to visit horrible plagues upon them, like boils, killing cattle and murdering all firstborn sons. (Exodus 4:21)
•God orders the Levites to kill their "every man and his neighbor" for worshipping another god. This cost 3000 lives. (Exodus 32:27)
•God sends a plague to the Israelites, apparently feeling that mass-butchery wasn't enough of a punishment. (Exodus 32:35)
•God kills Onan for refusing to impregnate his late brother's (whom God also slew) wife and instead "spilling his seed on the ground." (Genesis 38:8-10)
•God kills the entire populations of Soddom and Gammorah (again, including women, children and infants) for practicing certain sexual techniques.
•God gives all Philistines hemorrhoids in their pubic areas. (1 Samuel 5:9)
•God kills over 50,000 people for looking at an ark. (1 Samuel 6:19)
•God kills 70,000 people because King David decided to have a census. (1 Chronicles 21:7-14)
•God approves of slavery, and instructs owners to beat their slaves. (Proverbs 29:19)
•And, finally, God makes sure that if you are guilty of even the smallest transgression, you shall suffer endlessly for all eternity, following a dramatic homecoming for Jesus, who will be extremely pissed off at everyone for putting him to death, even though it was just the Romans and even though he knew what was going to happen beforehand, and he could have easily avoided it by using his power as God to perform a miracle and prove who he was. (See the entire book of Revelation)



What has Satan ever done?
He gave the people knowledge, he tried to get Jesus to join his side so that he didn"t have to die, and he doesn't try to make people feel guilty for doing something fun. *such as fapping*

All of those people God "killed" clearly deserved to die, especially the Sodomites.

>>88
Oh yeah, specially those little children. Fucking anoying fucks. It's all "BAWWWWWW" the entire time.

Also:
>God kills Onan for refusing to impregnate his late brother's (whom God also slew) wife and instead "spilling his seed on the ground."
>spilling his seed on the ground
God haets masturbation.

>>89

Rightfully so, whenever I feel the urge to masturbate I beat my hand and genitals with a leather belt and read the Bible until the feeling passes.

>All of those people God "killed" clearly deserved to die, especially the Sodomites.

Then how come most Abrahamic denominations teach that God doesn't pick favorites and that all people are evil? How come God broke one of his own commandments that clearly states not to kill? There's contradicitons in your own "holy" texts. Those are just a couple of reasons why religion is just a bunch of corruption and brainwashing.

>>91

I have read the Bible fifteen times, there are no contradictions, I have checked. All people are sinners, but not all deserve to be killed for their sins, but they must repent. In the case of homosexuals, they DO.

(If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Lev.20:13)
 
God's commandments were from Him to us humans, He can do whatever He likes.

>>86

okay you refuted that argument...how?

>>86

okay lemmie get the low down, basically on the premise that if there was no porn of god he does not exist (>>81)

quote "While it is true that there exists no porn of the christian god...there are other religions that release quite a lot of porn featuring their gods. Hinduism is known for this, but most of their porn is softcore."

so basically, you admit that the hindu gods are real, and that the christian god is not

well that about ties things up GG

>>80
Omnipresent Ridiculous Giant Alien Space Monster = O.R.G.A.S.M. ?

>>81
Brilliant!

>>87
I think he caused the deaths of a few people while testing the faith of Job.

>>90
Why is it morally repugnant?  Why did God declare it as such?

FISHSTICKS FOO'

>>95
I can see we "came" to the same conclusion.

>>97
I can see YOU ARE AFRAID TO DEBATE WITH 4TRAN

I think the moar correct formula for the simultaneous existence and non existence of God is

1 + 1 = 0

Intelligent design

>A pelvis that should have us dragging our knuckles on the ground

>A bad back that can easily get injured and paralyze us

>A vestigial appendix that can get filled with bacteria and kill us

>A jaw that is basically a smashed up snout

>Heads so big that our females have the most trouble giving birth on earth

I never get what the argument is about. If god indeed exists, then he could have created the universe yesterday and just implanted our memories.  The question is:  If all of the fossil and carbon dating evidence is there either way, why not go with it?

>>29
...I don't think you know what religion is.
You certainly know what scientology is, fag.

>>36
Your timelines are mixed up.  Come back when you know what you're talking about.

>>37
BS.  I've read It in greek and It synchs up exactly.

>>38
Logic dictates that God does exist, and many physicists who study the universe claim that there ARE forces acting against those we know, though they'd never admit it was God.  By the way, there is evidence,you all just choose to ignore it.

See, this is why everyone hates you, redcream.

>>101
Come back yourself, chanfag, once you have even the least evidence for divinity in our universe.  You have ZERO.  You are sitting on a 100% missing mountain of evidence.  Since any old fool can lie about the size of evidence that doesn't exist, we can see what you did there.

Laughing!  I'm laughing at >>101 sitting there like a masturbatory jackass, all alone, surrounded by a complete absence of any evidence whatsoever!

POST EVIDENCE OF THIS DIVINITY OR IT DOESN'T EXIST.

EVERYTHING YOU SEE AROUND YOU

EXISTENCE ITSELF

IF YOU COULD SEE ANYTHING MORE MIRACULOUS IT WOULD NO LONG BE A MIRACLE TO YOU

IT WOULD BE PART OF REALITY





and therefore according to you

no longer divine

>>102

You know, RedCream, you can buy a Bible at almost any bookstore. There are even sites where you can read it for free...

>>102
>"POST EVIDENCE OF THIS DIVINITY OR IT DOESN'T EXIST."

I don't know how many times people have to tell you the fallacy of this logic.

I don't agree with the poster you're referring to, but for fucks' sake man...

>>1
obvious troll is subtle to you faggots

>>1
The bible was written by J.R.R. Tolkien

gtfo catholic scum the religion will FAIL mark my words. the bible is false full of bias stories and crap

Anyone who has actually ever, even a single time, read the bible, knows that god is mean fuck, who likes to kill people.

This 'satan' seem to be most friendly compared to 'god', I mean, both want your soul, and are higher beings...

Anyone ever thought that the people who wrote the bible thought the earth was flat?

And did anyone notice that the bible doesn't mention, northern Europe, Asia, southern Africa, Australia, none of the great oceans, northern American continent, nor the southern american continent, The south, nor the north pole...

>>105 You have to admit that you shouldn't believe something exists if there is no evidence that it exists, otherwise we'd all be hiding from the giant invisible flesh-eating bananas.

>>110
Right. That'd distract us from the real threats, such as Spiny Norman.

>>108
I know of a guy like you.  Thought religion would wither up and die, wiped from the face of the Earth and human memory alike.

Voltaire.  Now they print Bibles in his old house.

>>102
Which fulfilled Biblical prophecy should I explain?  Or should I explain that no other sacred text on Earth contains such evidence of its validity?

I leave the choice to you.

>>112 Yes, please give evidence of fulfilled Biblical prophecies.

>>112 Please point out where around the year 1000 Jesus came back earth and satan was thrown in a fiery lake, where did that happen?

And where is the 1000 year kindom?!

>>112 actually just give evidence of one, the one which is most believable and provable.

>>113
>>115
Israel's restoration in 1948.

>>114 is full of horsecrap and he knows it.

>>116

is full of horsecrap and he doesn't know it

>>116 pretty crappy if that is the best you have to offer, doesn't make me believe in god at all. How many of the jews do you think knew what moses said. If someone said that Israel was Gods land and that you would live there (and you believed it), isn't there a change you would go there? fail. I need a more specific prophecy.

btw I have no idea what I'm talking about.

yeah neither do i, this thread has officially opened my eyes and converted me from a christian to an athiest, now i can stop sacrificing lambs and bathing in its blood!
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