EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE IS TRUE

I am not asking you to prove me wrong, since God's Word is omnipotent, that would be impossible. I am merely reminding you all of this fact.

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Oh yeah, specially those little children. Fucking anoying fucks. It's all "BAWWWWWW" the entire time.

Also:
>God kills Onan for refusing to impregnate his late brother's (whom God also slew) wife and instead "spilling his seed on the ground."
>spilling his seed on the ground
God haets masturbation.