Ask me anything about the future. There is a high likely hood that you will be answerred.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 7:15
Can you divide by zero?
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Anonymous2007-02-09 13:49
"Likely Hood"? So it's likely you're from the ghetto, in some form of a futuristic gang of pimps? What?
Likelihood*, answered*
Thank you.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 14:00
>>3
English has evolved to the point of nigger, you moroon.
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boobs2007-02-09 20:24
nigger you are fat and will die of cancer young lol
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Anonymous2007-02-09 21:50
get a brain morans
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Anonymous2007-02-09 21:58
what is the largest tourist attraction from when you come?
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Anonymous2007-02-10 2:04
Deviding by zero has recently been sucesfully acomplished in our new theta state Hawking von Stockum plasma confinement system. Basically, a 69-million-giga ampere electrical discharge vaporizes a lattice of thin, parallel molybdenum wires, creating plasma. Simultaneously, the electrical current creates a powerful magnetic field that compresses and implodes the plasma by means of a z-pinch process, this devides the Molybdenum wires by zero and colapses them to a Cauchy Horizon, thus making time travel possible.
The largest tourist atraction from my time is the Australisian Mega Fauna Safari at the National Park of Recreated Species in Perth , Western Australia.
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Anonymous2007-02-10 2:11
will 4chan ever die or is anonymous truely immortal?
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Anonymous2007-02-10 2:21
4chan, or more generally the concept of "anonymous debate" has had a profound effect on popular culture in my time, allowing people to discusses sensitive issues openly without fear of reprisal. Its very interesting for me to observe 4chan in its primeval state.
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Anonymous2007-02-10 3:35
If you are from the future, then how do you avoid risking some kind of paradox by talking to people from the past and giving them information on the future?
who says Im trying to avoid it? Thats one of the great things about traveling to this time zone, you can tell people anything you like about the future and they wont believe you, so its quite safe. Besides, time parodox is just a theory, it hasn't yet been proven.
This is interesting, you are not the OP, however I am a chimera; perhaps the Cauchy Horizon split my hematopoietic cells when I passed through the event horizon then reconbined me as two seperate beings, and you are my other self. Lets see if we can confirm this. Please state the nature of The Project you intent to complete in this time zone.
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Anonymous2007-02-12 22:23
What's the dealio with the Higgs boson, eh?
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Anonymous2007-02-13 0:54
you guys are all on the wrong track with zero dimentional particles, think strings and vibrations. When the Large Hadron Collider comes online later in the year that will clear a few things up. Ask me some interesting questions!
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Anonymous2007-02-14 6:38
Grand unified theory, yes, or no?
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Anonymous2007-02-14 14:07
most definatley
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Anonymous2007-02-16 22:46
Explain string theory
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Anonymous2007-02-16 22:59
88 miles per hour!!!11one
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Anonymous2007-02-18 3:40
>>22
NO! Ask me something about the future not stupid physics questions!
>>25
Australia first wins the football world cup in 2014 by penalty shootout against Brazil, There are massive riots in Sao Paulo. >>26
No, after world world III the world population is so severly deminished, polygamy and having lots of children has become very fashionable, especially in the EU. Even so, I am no fag. >>27
World war III was pretty bad, most of the middle east if fucked for radiation as well as Dallas, New York, Washington, Chicago and most of California. A simultanious flu pandemic wiped out a good deal of Africa and Europe too. China, Australia, New Zealand and much of the pacific were relativley untouched. Islamic Indonesia is the new battle front.
>>29
No, it's not. Remember, I'm from the future, jackass.
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Anonymous2007-02-19 5:21
If you have a project to complete, then why are you wasting your time on 4chan?
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Anonymous2007-02-19 20:48
The World Cup 2010 is cancelled because of riots by sober britains.
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Anonymous2007-02-20 3:00
>>31
Part of the Project is to gather statistical bivariate data on the implications of anonymous discussion. It truly is fascinating being able to observe 4chan in its primitive state, very interesting.
>>32
Not OP. I am not at liberty to explain why and how the 2010 World Cup is cancelled, as the consequences of doing so may be hazardous to my progress.
>>33
because the not yet sober britains could attack you?
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Anonymous2007-02-21 19:06 ID:kAzjKyf8
>>34
Are you female? Attractive female with good child baring hips and breasts with the ability to give birth? Then yes, In my time you are rare and highly desirable, I will love you till the end of days. Baren Hags however are still shunned, although they can make a good living knitting back packs.
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Anonymous2007-02-22 12:09 ID:7N7pLmkj
I'm a time traveler from the past, how is your future technology greater than our past ones?
i want to see more intresting questions
will we ever obtain a form of endless energie and if so what is it?
will human cloning be succesfully aproved and legal?
if you can travel to our time and back to your timeline can you somehow messup and end up on a plane of excistance where humans never excisted or something like that and you can get stuck?
will there ever be virtual reality with quality of real life(seeing touching feeling hearing smelling tasting, everything?)
if so when?
will there ever be the ability to fly for humans sorta like the superman idea?
and finally, please tell me the humans don't mess up with geneticly enhancement or so and cause choas and distruction by new forms of racicm or so agains so called chimera or mutants?
:) thanks and good luck with your goal of whatever ;)
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Anonymous2007-02-24 16:04 ID:j2iL9qEc
how far from the future are you?
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Anonymous2007-02-24 16:06 ID:j2iL9qEc
are there new styles of music?
if so could you make or syntensise em?
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Anonymous2007-02-25 21:17 ID:oHS4iaV9
In the future, does apparently everyone still hate on Jews?
>>41
yes, but not before you seriously damage whats left of the planet fighting over nonrenewable energy (oil). Guess what fusion works and its free!
Human Cloning isnt that popular, gene therapy is more important. after the war and the flu pandemic the human population is reduced to a much more sustainable level for the planet (about 15% of todays population)so letting people live for a couple hundred years isnt such a big deal.
re: messing up time lines - its just a half bake theory from the extremests. its never been proven.
real vr: sure its completely real, but very addictive. its controlled in some areas, luckily not where Im from.
no geneteics doessnt fuck things up, the war and the flu pandemic put a severe dent in the population. its certainly a very sad time, but most people seem to understand that it is the will of the planet, restoring a natural balance by wiping out most of the human population. You need to realise the earth is really one large symbiotic organism that you are all apart of.
Cheers!
to OP
thx, im 41 but just a few little more questions
-when will VR come out and I figured that it would be addictive seeing you can do everything and comming back is like, going to paradise for a weekend then go back to hell or worse.
-is "The Church" still alive and what else with relegion?
-the populair series star trek are around 2150 at the start of so called 5 times the speed of light(SF is fun admit it :P) is there anything even close to this?
-43 asked about music and im into music for a lifing so i was wondering the same thing;)
-do we find new atom's?
-last time i checked its estimated that oil will be gone in 15-20 years, ofcourse there are reserves and shit so ppl will keep things hidden and sell at ridiculus prices and all, but i remember that in the 70's there where electric cars, they where all bought and their rights by the oil company's and within a 3 year period all distroyed and erased. can't we re-make them and life on?
-if so, can we alter humanity and try to evolve in a way earth doesn't need to wipe out a part of mankind but let uss expand over to the rest opf the planets by some sort of bio-domes or terra-forming?
oh and final whats your and normal names from where you come from? :) mine is morisato ;)
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Anonymous2007-02-27 14:56 ID:7/i2MRuB
>>1
how do you fuck
how do you time travel
how do you dance
how do you pee
how do you sleep
do you sleep
do you like boy or girls more?
what you think about the large freakin questions this morisato guy (>>53>>41) is asking you?
music(i know its asked a few times now but you didn't answer and i wanna know 0.o
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Anonymous2007-02-27 15:48 ID:Gj7NdgVg
>>52
Im only taking chicks with me! >>53
yeah VR can be very addictive, and some people spend their lives there, but its just an alternate reality with its own pitfalls. you come across the same assholes you do in real life, just everyone has huge tits and enormous cocks! Its like lucid dreaming, you can see some amaxing stuff, but after a while its time to wake up. For me anyway.
re religion: there are still adherents to most of the popular religions of today, but organised religion has significantly less control over peoples lives. People have realised that as the dominant sentient species on the planet they are responsible as caretakers of earth, rather than masters of it. The notion of god the creator is still very powerful, but the power of religion as a means of controlling people is greatly diminished.
space travel: well this is still somewhat primitive, I think mostly because people have realised they have a responsibility to look after the planet rather than rape it and GTFO before it kills them. Still, the spirit of exploration is strong, I've been to Mars once and I'm hoping to find a way onto an scientific expedition to Io.
new atoms: well not the way I understand it, string theory or an expanded version of it, is the prevailing hypothesis. I don't claim to understand it very well, basically it says that time, space, energy, matter; it's all just different ways to fold vibrating 1 dimensional f-strings together.
Cars: yes we have cars - more like trucks (SUVS?) ZOMG and flying cars are finally here!! they run on a fuel cell type arrangement, clean like pretty much all power.
evolving: evolving people for supra-human type abilities is pretty much frowned upon, the exception being extended life spans. This is quite popular and seems to be working, but plenty of people choose to die at a normal age.
My name is Apal. Its a Basque name. Surnames seem to be going out of fashion. People have pretty much the same kinds of names as now.
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Anonymous2007-02-27 16:03 ID:Gj7NdgVg
>>54
Same as you
This is a big topic and I dont really understand the technical details, its new technology. Its hard for me to believe its real, but it seems real to me, completley real. Not hyper real like VR, really real.
dance - ha I love dancing! I probably look like an idiot though. I can do "dig the hole" and "building it up and chopping it down"
same as you
same
Girls all the way!
long questions are long, but fine.
MUSIC:
We have all kinds of music. I really like the new styles from the Darwin underground scene - dance music I guess you would call it, it has its roots in drum and bass mixed with tradional Javanese and Gamelan rythms and drums. Its very theatrical, people dress up in Carnival style costumes and have huge 3 day parties going nuts to the stuff. I love it, it's a great social event. I've made a lot of friends at these gatherings.
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Anonymous2007-02-27 22:18 ID:SbS7wfzb
GB2/Future
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Anonymous2007-02-28 13:26 ID:wtLoHcty
HELLO I AM STEPHEN HAWKING THE RETARD JOIN MY COMMUNITY OF RETARDS IF YOU PAY ME ENOUGH I WILL GIVE YOU ACCESS TO A PRIVATE AREA OF SCIENCE SEMI-COLON CLOSING-PARENTHESIS
H T T P COLON SLASH DIS DOT FOURCHAN DOT ORG SLASH SCI SLASH
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Anonymous2007-02-28 17:02 ID:LYR9hZgg
are there goggles or anything so that you can see trough anything you want, like watching trough walls or looking trough womans clothes? ^_^
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Anonymous2007-02-28 17:03 ID:LYR9hZgg
will there ever be anything that can satisfy a human being cmpleteley without makking them addictive?
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Anonymous2007-02-28 17:07 ID:LYR9hZgg
have you gone to the future?
you mentioned another planet you bin to, when will be able to travel to other planets and when is this planet discovered(what kind of planet is it?)
were where you born?(seen from our point of view...what country would that place be now?)
how many languages can you speak?
is there still school or do you just go plug in and get information uploaded?
are there still movies or things like holograms or somesort and what happend to games
are there still things like MMORPG's or RPG's ?
~morisato~
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Anonymous2007-02-28 23:14 ID:yYmvQ7Ya
Did Hilary win?
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Anonymous2007-02-28 23:15 ID:yYmvQ7Ya
*hilary
Her name doesnt deserve to be capitalized.
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Anonymous2007-03-01 16:25 ID:+FVEuEcR
when will the first black gay lesbian woman or animal president be?
will bush ever be shot?(plsplspls)
:) will the internet ever be owned by someone?
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Anonymous2007-03-02 9:05 ID:ZsOBs8ez
bump
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Anonymous2007-03-03 21:20 ID:E0RWD9J1
bump for greater info :3
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4tran2007-03-04 4:25 ID:12ZROWga
>>33
Not OP. I am not at liberty to explain why and how the 2010 World Cup is cancelled, as the consequences of doing so may be hazardous to my progress.
Why is that? Didn't you say earlier that:
>>16
Precisely, so in the event someone from this timeline takes me seriously, it will not be hazardous to my progress.
Is 4chan somehow related to the 2010 cancellation?
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Anonymous2007-03-04 5:22 ID:NpeDimCh
What is space progress in the future? Have we made contact with aliens? Are there other life beings!!?!?
WILL I MAKE FRENDZ?
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Anonymous2007-03-04 12:57 ID:JkD75Xf/
Will mankind cast his internets too far?
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Anonymous2007-03-04 18:49 ID:uTbhRGA+
>>59
Yes but they are kind of expensive and the novelty doent last for long. >>60
We have lots of recreational drugs that are safe and highly entertaining. >>61
Havent been to the future yet, we want to se how this trip goes first, seems to be ok so far.
first people on Mars is 2063 I think it was. Ansel Eco and Na'ila Nasim. There's a forest near where I live named after them.
Born in New Zealand, I live in Queenstown over the summer and Darwin Austraia the rest of the year. I speak english.
still lots of games. >>64
Hilary and Obama both have become president, I cant remember which one first, I know they both run a few timethough. Sorry my history isnt great! Bush just id of disapears and is never heard of again after his presidency.
No no one w theiteret! or rather every one does.
>>67
Is 4chan somehow related to the 2010 cancellation?
now you guys are thinking...
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Anonymous2007-03-04 19:21 ID:Eiiyi4t/
What sort of comedy do you have in the future? Tell me a joke from your time.
Girl with amazing breasts and child-bearing hips here.
Is Russia still around?
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Anonymous2007-03-05 22:39 ID:Hzykrzoq
>>71
This is my favourite joke:
A man has been trapped on a desert island for 8 years. One day, he sees a boat on the horizon and lights a fire to let it know he is there.
The boat comes towards the shore. On board there is a beautiful woman in a body hugging wetsuit.
"Thank God", he says, "I've been trapped on this island for eight years. Thank god someone has come at last."
"Eight years?" she says, "So it's eight yerars since you last smoked a cuban cigar?"
She unzips a pocket on her wetsuit and pulls out a cigar. She passes it to him, pulls out a zippo, and lights it for him. He enjoys the first cigar he has had in eight years.
"So is it also eight years since you had a drink?"
She unzips a pocket on her wetsuit and pulls out a hip flask, tossing it to him. He takes a swig, and it's 25 year old single malt whisky. It's smooth and mellow and utterly delicious.
"So," she says, beginning to unzip the long zipper on the front of her costume, "Is it eight years since you played around?"
"Oh no," he says, "This is all a dream, isn't it? A beautiful woman with whiskey and cigars wanting to have sex with me? I must be dreaming."
Suddenly he is woken up by a flash of lightning. It's the middle of the night, and he is all alone in his primitive shelter on his desert island. So alone, so terribly alone.
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Anonymous2007-03-05 22:41 ID:Hzykrzoq
>>74
Uh, some of it. not much left in the west. Didn't you say you wanted to come back with me?
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Anonymous2007-03-06 0:57 ID:lpFZTKKx
Does Conan O' Brian's show suck more before or after he changes slots with Leno.
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4tran2007-03-06 1:08 ID:v+qOBKT7
What happens to Tai Wan? Does it reunite peacefully, or is there a massive war over that too?
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Anonymous2007-03-06 11:09 ID:PekDHVGz
is there a way for me to go to the future?
how is school in the future, like...do you still have to or do they upload/download data into your brain?
is AI(arteficial Intelegence) still in progress or normal?
in what way does 4chan effect the future and when will it happen?
what is your name and doe you have a wife/children/siblings?
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Anonymous2007-03-06 15:25 ID:PekDHVGz
when will darkfall come out?
serious when
i mean it, when does darkfall comes
release date plx
pretty please?
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Anonymous2007-03-07 14:49 ID:L05VFUzd
Can you post some transcipts of the greatest works of art from the future so all of us anons can publish them and then donate the money back to 4chan?
Who will win the console war for our generation. Ps3, Wii, or Xbox 360?
When is Duke Nukem forever coming out?
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Anonymous2007-03-07 15:08 ID:a6xUzssV
what will be the next next-gen?
i mean, what will come next, new xbox720?, PS4, WIII???
:P anything, a chip in your head?
glasses with computers, whats next, whats next, whats next???!!?!?!?!
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Anonymous2007-03-07 15:55 ID:FFZDUMgY
>>78
The become fully independent when their missle defense system stops a nuclear strike by north korea against Hong Kong. China grants them independence as a reward and then procedes to systematically destroy north korea with high yield conventional weapons. >>79 Only if you are a hot intellegent creative funny young woman!
No brain up loads yet sorry, but school is a lot of fun, I had some great teachers. Computers are very very very fast, and every where. Just about all information is free and readily available. There is no concept of paying to learn, any one is able to achieve as much as they desire or are able. My name is Apal. I have 1 sister, no wife (part of my project for comming ack here is to find one truth be told)
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Anonymous2007-03-08 5:34 ID:qsWfCaoN
so what thoery on time travel is correct? and why be so inefficient? im sure you could proble dig up records of 4chan in the future. also r u typing from the future or did you come back, buy a compture and get on 4chan? lol
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Anonymous2007-03-08 6:18 ID:Dv9RVonK
Can you retards not use correct English? Read a fucking dictionary and a basic guide to grammar, you cocks.
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Anonymous2007-03-08 14:39 ID:9KKTprGg
>>85
if you are bothered at our english then go be bothered elsewhere -.-
so i guess there is no time traveler thats going to answer my questions?.. damn it! im going to hurry up an wait till the future so i can talk to that person when he comes back from the past! not answering me back! what a bitch! o and im the person that wrote 84.. you other guys r both dumb.
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Anonymous2007-03-10 2:48 ID:I/9/Wjij
>>88
i agree, but i check this forum for more then 1-2 weeks now and hes slow with all his answers, but look at it like this;
he is on a tight scedule from the futere and needs to do many wierd things...maby he doesn't have much time? :3
come on ppl just talk about the future not about each spelling or shit }:]
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Anonymous2007-03-10 5:29 ID:40Y3GGn5
>>89
or sence time is not a object for him he went to a much later time.. for some reason..
or maybe he just got tire of pretending he's from the future.. either way we should shun him!
shuuuuuuun, shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnna
:3
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Anonymous2007-03-10 22:49 ID:bDZWwofF
Ha ha, idiots actually believe this thread to be true
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Anonymous2007-03-11 0:12 ID:9gmReeZa
>>91
Would you care to show us something more entertaining?
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4tran2007-03-12 1:18 ID:MCAztE0x
Why the hell would North Korea send nuclear devices at Hong Kong?
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Anonymous2007-03-12 2:46 ID:fULS1PPh
>>93
BECUASE THEY ARE FUCKING FUCKERS LIKE YOU YOU FUCK
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Anonymous2007-03-12 16:33 ID:tDipPw80
bump, answer
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Anonymous2007-03-13 11:43 ID:amesWPGl
will i go to hell?
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Anonymous2007-03-13 15:25 ID:cEtRePZ0
what does religion has to do with the future?
(especially what happends to one soul/karma after this live?)