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I am a time traveler from the future,

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 5:12

Ask me anything about the future. There is a high likely hood that you will be answerred.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 7:15

Can you divide by zero?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 13:49

"Likely Hood"? So it's likely you're from the ghetto, in some form of a futuristic gang of pimps? What?

Likelihood*, answered*

Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 14:00

>>3
English has evolved to the point of nigger, you moroon.

Name: boobs 2007-02-09 20:24

nigger you are fat and will die of cancer young lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 21:50

get a brain morans

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 21:58

what is the largest tourist attraction from when you come?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 2:04

Deviding by zero has recently been sucesfully acomplished in our new theta state Hawking von Stockum plasma confinement system. Basically, a 69-million-giga ampere electrical discharge vaporizes a lattice of thin, parallel molybdenum wires, creating plasma. Simultaneously, the electrical current creates a powerful magnetic field that compresses and implodes the plasma by means of a z-pinch process, this devides the Molybdenum wires by zero and colapses them to a Cauchy Horizon, thus making time travel possible.

The largest tourist atraction from my time is the Australisian Mega Fauna Safari at the National Park of Recreated Species in Perth , Western Australia.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 2:11

will 4chan ever die or is anonymous truely immortal?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 2:21

4chan, or more generally the concept of "anonymous debate" has had a profound effect on popular culture in my time, allowing people to discusses sensitive issues openly without fear of reprisal. Its very interesting for me to observe 4chan in its primeval state.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 3:35

If you are from the future, then how do you avoid risking some kind of paradox by talking to people from the past and giving them information on the future?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 4:50

>>1
lotto numbers plz

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 4:58

who says Im trying to avoid it? Thats one of the great things about traveling to this time zone, you can tell people anything you like about the future and they wont believe you, so its quite safe. Besides, time parodox is just a theory, it hasn't yet been proven.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 5:01

>>12

I only borought one set of numbers with me, sorry I need all the cash to fund my projcet.

Name: 4tran 2007-02-10 22:46

>>11
Won't time paradoxes just create new world lines instead of corrupting the world line of the time traveller?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 23:11

>>15
Precisely, so in the event someone from this timeline takes me seriously, it will not be hazardous to my progress.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-11 15:43

>>16

This is interesting, you are not the OP, however I am a chimera; perhaps the Cauchy Horizon split my hematopoietic cells when I passed through the event horizon then reconbined me as two seperate beings, and you are my other self. Lets see if we can confirm this. Please state the nature of The Project you intent to complete in this time zone.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-12 22:23

What's the dealio with the Higgs boson, eh?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 0:54

you guys are all on the wrong track with zero dimentional particles, think strings and vibrations. When the Large Hadron Collider comes online later in the year that will clear a few things up. Ask me some interesting questions!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 6:38

Grand unified theory, yes, or no?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 14:07

most definatley

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 22:46

Explain string theory

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 22:59

88 miles per hour!!!11one

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-18 3:40

>>22
NO! Ask me something about the future not stupid physics questions!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-18 5:05

>>24
next World cup winner please ;')

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-18 6:52

R U gay?

Name: ddamnmess 2007-02-18 7:58

Is doomsday near?

You should now say "yes" to make me happy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-18 16:17

>>25
Australia first wins the football world cup in 2014 by penalty shootout against Brazil, There are massive riots in Sao Paulo.
>>26
No, after world world III the world population is so severly deminished, polygamy and having lots of children has become very fashionable, especially in the EU. Even so, I am no fag.
>>27
World war III was pretty bad, most of the middle east if fucked for radiation as well as Dallas, New York, Washington, Chicago and most of California. A simultanious flu pandemic wiped out a good deal of Africa and Europe too. China, Australia, New Zealand and much of the pacific were relativley untouched. Islamic Indonesia is the new battle front.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-18 20:00

>>28
Next World Cup is in 2010, jackass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-18 23:53

>>29
No, it's not. Remember, I'm from the future, jackass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-19 5:21

If you have a project to complete, then why are you wasting your time on 4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-19 20:48

The World Cup 2010 is cancelled because of riots by sober britains.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-20 3:00

>>31
Part of the Project is to gather statistical bivariate data on the implications of anonymous discussion. It truly is fascinating being able to observe 4chan in its primitive state, very interesting.

>>32
Not OP. I am not at liberty to explain why and how the 2010 World Cup is cancelled, as the consequences of doing so may be hazardous to my progress.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-20 7:47

>>33
Do you love me ;'(

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-20 8:53

>>33
because the not yet sober britains could attack you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-21 19:06 ID:kAzjKyf8

>>34
Are you female? Attractive female with good child baring hips and breasts with the ability to give birth? Then yes, In my time you are rare and highly desirable, I will love you till the end of days. Baren Hags however are still shunned, although they can make a good living knitting back packs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 12:09 ID:7N7pLmkj

I'm a time traveler from the past, how is your future technology greater than our past ones?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 13:52 ID:ZwOyEPka

>>37
It's newer, duh

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-24 1:18 ID:li3kGGTD

In the future, are there girls on teh internets?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-24 5:27 ID:PxoW4yHu

>>39
In the future, only hermaphrodites exist.

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