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The Holy Bible predicts uncertainty

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-20 15:11

Ecclesiastes 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

Take that you dumb atheist homosexuals.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-20 17:43

>>1
What?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-20 18:10

>>1
Or more likely, theologists a couple thousand years ago predicted uncertainty.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-20 19:42

What predicts, all it says is that the space ghost put a world in the man's heart which somehow prevents him from knowing everything that the space ghost made.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-20 20:36

>>4
YOUR USE OF SPACE GHOST INSTEAD OF GOD BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT RELIGIOUS AND SUBSTITUTE ANOTHER IMAGINARY ENTITY IN HIS PLACE IN SENTENCES TO ASSERT THIS IS HUMOROUS

IT IS NOT STUPID THAT YOU DO NOT DO THIS TO OTHER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LIKE MIGHTY MOUSE

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 0:24

>>5
What, I didn't put Space Ghost the cartoon character.  I put space ghost, as in the universe ghost referred to earlier.  Also, your post was hard to read.  It really slowed me down, I feel tired.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 0:48

>>1
Where in the bible does it prove that god exists?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 2:47

>>7
Um, who else could have written it? Fucking idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 6:32

>>8

I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 11:17 (sage)

>>8
You're an idiot - anyone with a bit of creativity and some spare time can make a cult with it's own "Holy Book" and the works - it's just that Christianity happened to become more successful while a lot that were extremely similar died out. If God wrote it as you claim, why don't you pray to him to write a sequel? The first one is a bit out of date now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 12:37

How can sky be created before land. Sky is there because of gravity. desu

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 13:08

A new installment for the bible would rock. I think we should start a world-wide prayer campaign for it. But how would we pay? It's already a requirement to give up your soul to pay for the first two.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 19:19

>>12
fuck that, just read the new installment out of a hat

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-24 18:03

Superman & Spiderman are not real, though there many comics about them.
But Batman and God ARE real. Period !!!1

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 3:19

Ecclesiastes 3:11
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Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 4:45

>>10
8 here. Get your head out of your ass; the difference between the written word of God and some shit a bunch of people wrote is clear as day. You should know that. Didn't your parents make you read the Bible like they should?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 7:19

>>16
You are a fucking dumbass.
Have you ever read the other religious books? If so you'll see that they are really fucking similar to the bible.

The story written in the bible has a moral to it, like any other fairytale has. The people who wrote it, wrote it because they thought they should teach the people how to live. That's all there is to it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 8:15

>>17
gb2 reading Mastering ASP.NET in 24 hours and 1984 or whatever it is you poor deluded souls do.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 11:10

>>18
gb2 church.

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