The Holy Bible predicts uncertainty

Ecclesiastes 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

Take that you dumb atheist homosexuals.

A new installment for the bible would rock. I think we should start a world-wide prayer campaign for it. But how would we pay? It's already a requirement to give up your soul to pay for the first two.