A cat in the box

If you had a box. In the box was a cat. Was the cat dead or alive? You dont know until u open the box. But what if the cat was making noise. Then u know the cat is alive? So quantum theory is false because we have a good chance of seing if the cat is alive by seing if it makes noise!! And since cats dont like being trapped it will probably make noise if its alive

Therefore god exists

Ha?

PLEASE BECOME AN ENGLISH EXPERT AND STOP SAYING U INSTEAD OF YOU

>>3

NO U

>>1

If you had a modem. This modem connected you to the internets. Were the tubes a big truck? You don't know until

Alright fuck it. GTFO.

This is famous theory by Schrödinger's to illustrate quantum theory.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat

This is a famous theory by Schrödinger's to illustrate quantum theory.

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com

>>7

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>>6
Schrondinger didn't sound like a 12-year-old who got so bored of masturbating that he decided to try to be funny on 4chan.

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Schrödinger's cat is not a real experiment. And has never been thought so.

Take the cat and replace it with a radioactive particle. Then it's THE real experiment. But that can't be measured, so no.

And the argument of the thought is to make scientist accept that qwantum theory can't solve it's own problems.

(And it's not a real problem, just a "thought problem")

It's a thought experiment proving that quantum theory is made of bullshit nondeterminism and therefore it's incomplete.

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Hey! It's you! From the "Quantum Theory is Bullshit" thread! Still don't believe it? Disprove it then!

When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my pistol

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10 Name: Anonymous @ 2007-01-08 17:07

ok, put TWO potentially decaying particles in the box instad of one. The cat will be alive and alert if neither particle decays. If one particle decays and the other doesn't, the cat will fall asleep. If both decay, the cat is dead. Thus, the cat will have one chance in four of being alive and alert, two of being asleep, and one of dying in the box. The animation would still theoretically be "suspended" and the cat's condition unknowable until the box is opened... yet there are more possibilities as to the cat's condition itself.

>>12
fucker cant spell "quantum" awww thats so cwttee