A cat in the box

If you had a box. In the box was a cat. Was the cat dead or alive? You dont know until u open the box. But what if the cat was making noise. Then u know the cat is alive? So quantum theory is false because we have a good chance of seing if the cat is alive by seing if it makes noise!! And since cats dont like being trapped it will probably make noise if its alive

Therefore god exists

This is a famous theory by Schrödinger's to illustrate quantum theory.

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