Dear /sci/, I'm incredibly hungover. I need a cure before I go in for work tonight. My friend already phoned me and told me that greasy food is a good start. I ate some McDonalds breakfast and I still don't feel any better. I cannot drink water because the water in our town is only good for washing things with. Any ideas?
Go for a nervous operation. This removes the effects of a hangover. Of course, if you had that money, you won't be a leeching leech lounging at home leeching.