Cure for hangover

Dear /sci/, I'm incredibly hungover. I need a cure before I go in for work tonight. My friend already phoned me and told me that greasy food is a good start. I ate some McDonalds breakfast and I still don't feel any better. I cannot drink water because the water in our town is only good for washing things with. Any ideas?

Drink Ink out of printer cartilages,seriously.It will neutralize the enathol in your system
Or drink a bloody mary,your choice