Okay, ya'll... my cock is mere 2.5" in length and 1.1" in diameter while flaccid (4.5" & 1.4" erect), and as you can imagine I am most unhappy with that.
Thursday, Aug 17, 2006--
I began my first jelqing.
Method: wrapping thumb and forefinger around the base of my cock with firm squeeze while semi-erect, then using the opposite hand in the same grip to "milk" outwards slowly.
8 strokes, switch hands, repeat until 32 strokes i total.
Lube: Dial Soap (had some handy)
I'm taking this whole thing slowly for the first few weeks, until I get the hang of it. My primary goal is get my technique right and find a good lube. After that, I'll work towards a basic 6" in length, then onwards from there... assuming this method works.
Naturally, I'll accept any suggestions from my loyal readers.
P.S. Dial Soap is not very good for this due to mild irritation.
Friday, Aug 18, 2006--
Skipped.
Saturday, Aug 19, 2006--
Repeat of Thursday's method. Substituted Pert Shampoo for lube... slightly better and it really softened my pubic hairs.
Sunday, Aug 20, 2006 (today)--
Repeat of yesterday's methods. I think I will try a some sort of oil tommorow.
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Anonymous2006-08-20 23:10
Your penis is retarded. Making yourself an hero is better.
I heard this shit will make you impotent because you are building your dick up with scar tissue.
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Anonymous2006-08-21 12:53
/r source on "Jelqing is an ancient Arabian practice that fathers used to teach their sons in order to extend up to twelve inches"
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Anonymous2006-08-30 2:00
Monday, Aug 21, 2006--
Continuation of existing methods. I decided to stay with the Pert Shampoo for a little while longer, it seems to be working well on my skin just like my hair.
Tuesday, Aug 22, 2006--
Skipped.
Wednesday, Aug 23, 2006--
Jelqed.
Thursday, Aug 24, 2006--
Jelqed.
Friday, Aug 25, 2006--
Jelqed.
Saturday, Aug 26, 2006--
Skipped.
Sunday, Aug 27, 2006--
Jelqed.
Monday, Aug 28, 2006--
Jelqed.
Tuesday, Aug 29, 2006 (earlier today)--
Jelqed. As a note, I will measure my penis every two weeks rather than every week as I originally planned. Between now and the end of the 28day trial period, I will continue to jelq for three days then relax for one, then repeat.
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Anonymous2006-08-31 0:40
lol, isn't this a little pointless if you can't get an erection after all of this is over?
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Anonymous2006-08-31 16:15
>>12
For such reasons, I do not jelq either too hard or too often.
Wednesday, Aug 30, 2006--
Skipped.
Thursday, Aug 31, 2006--
I haven't yet had the chance today because I'm busy handling various matters of an unrelated nature, but I have just measure myself (which I really should do first on such days as this) and I have come up to:
2.5" x 4" (flaccid) / 4.5" x 4.5" (erect)
So I'm really still at the beginning. Please take note that I am now measure the circumference rather than the diameter. I begin by printing out "2.5" in length and 1.1" in diameter while flaccid (4.5" & 1.4" erect)" as my original statement, which should (after converting the diameter to circumference) read as:
2.5" x 3.5" (flaccid) / 4.5" x 4.5" (erect)
Anyway, this is still early on, so we'll see what happens later down the road. Do take note that the flaccid circumference has seemingly improved, however, I do not consider this to be anything just yet because 1) I expect some variation to take place because of the transistion from flaccid to erect and vice versa, much like the way standing body height changes as the day goes on; 2) the conversion of the old numbers may be revealing a flaw in the original measurements; 3) as the only number in the set to change, it is by default unreliable unless a consistant pattern emerges after two or three registered changes occur.
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Anonymous2006-09-09 2:13
Thursday, Aug 31, 2006 (update)--
Skipped. I hadn't planned it this way, but my schedule didn't really permit. I don't think it really matters much since today was more of "measuring day" anyhow.
Friday, Sep 1, 2006--
Jelqed.
Saturday, Sep 2, 2006--
Jelqed.
Sunday, Sep 3, 2006--
Jelqed.
Monday, Sep 4, 2006--
Skipped.
Tuesday, Sep 5, 2006--
Jelqed.
Wedsday, Sep 6, 2006--
Forgot. I don't know how I forgot but I did. Never mind, I'll just resume as the schedule dictates.
Thursday, Sep 7, 2006--
Jelqed.
Friday, Sep 8, 2006 (today)--
Skipped. So far, my dick has not yet suffered any ill effects like vericose veins or anything (I read about that possibly happening on some blog somewhere).
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Anonymous2006-09-12 16:52
jelqing is just what arabs call it so they dont get their hands chopped off in their derka derka derka derka countries because masturbation is probably a crime
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Anonymous2006-09-12 22:07
ok guys this is serious there is a varicose vein in my penis i haven't had an erection for 2 weeks now
There needs to be a source that Jelqing is Arabic in origin. So far the websites are the only ones making the claim.
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Anonymous2006-09-12 23:25
>>14 >>16
2 weeks? you posted that on 8th September there still wasn't any "ill effects". If this was going to be a serious experiment you're meant to post full details such as inability to get an erection or a varicose vein. I think you should probably just give up and go see a doctor or something about that. In the meantime I shall laugh at you for being stupid enough to try that - LOL.
Jelqued.
Yes, I am aware of just how repetitious this is. And no, my penis is very much still attached to my body, so the experiment continues. Additionally, I intend to revamp my methods soon based on some new instructional material I've recently located on my hard drive.
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Anonymous2006-09-14 6:49
>>18 >>19
No actually I'm a completely different person to >>16. Sorry, I didn't realise that >>16 was trolling. Disregard that post.
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Anonymous2006-09-15 16:10
Thursday, Sep 14, 2006 (yesterday)--
Jelqued in early afternoon.
Measured as...
2.5" x 3.75" (flaccid) / 4.5" x 4.5" (erect)
No significant change.
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Anonymous2006-09-16 5:03
no one gives a fuck, you will have a micropenis all your life and even if you get a woman to have sex with you she will laugh when she sees your penis and leave and then go bitch to all her friends so they won't talk to you