so I probibly just failed my math final, which isnt so bad because I did well enough on the previous two tests that I probibly won't fail the class reguardless. still, I could use some cheering up, so post your best math jokes. I'll start.
what do you get when you divide your parrot?
polygon.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 0:49
kiss my asymptote, mother function
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Anonymous2006-06-08 2:54
Europe gets unstable when the Poles move to the right.
(If you get this, you're a true EE)
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Anonymous2006-06-08 3:56
What do you call a bird who hasn't eaten?
A polynomial
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3x12=36, 2x12=24, 1x12=12, 0x12=18
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I want to be your differential so I can be tangent to all your curves
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I want to be your integral so I can be the area under all your curves
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Lumen2006-06-10 5:46
Two scientists...
- Hi! My wife will have a baby!
- It's a boy or a girl
- True
Haha, what a retard. I got an A in every math class I have ever taken, up through Linear Algebra, and I have never studied for more than 30 minutes, and even then just before finals.
Thanks for making me feel smart. Now I'm going to fuck by beautiful wife and relax before I have to go back to my awesome, high paying job.
Later!
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Anonymous2006-06-10 14:55
>>7
Hahaha, I wish I was completely delusional like this guy. My life really sucks :'(
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Anonymous2006-06-11 1:46
sex, is overrated, if you love somebody, thats really not what you are thinking about at all, nobody cares if you every studied for math, if you have such a good life and a good wife, then why are you on the internet telling us about it?
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Anonymous2006-06-11 2:55
sex isn't overrated, it is vital to human survival, that's why it feels so good
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Anonymous2006-06-11 8:00
hey baby, i want to integrate you with my natural log.
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Anonymous2006-06-11 13:50
Q: What has a small group of followers, is purple and commutes?
A: A finitely venerated, abelian grape.
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Anonymous2006-06-11 20:12
>>12
That's just an extension on the original "abelian grape" joke. Thanks for making it lame.