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math jokes

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-07 23:43

so I probibly just failed my math final, which isnt so bad because I did well enough on the previous two tests that I probibly won't fail the class reguardless.  still, I could use some cheering up, so post your best math jokes.  I'll start.

what do you get when you divide your parrot?
polygon.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-08 0:49

kiss my asymptote, mother function

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-08 2:54

Europe gets unstable when the Poles move to the right.
(If you get this, you're a true EE)

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-08 3:56

What do you call a bird who hasn't eaten?

A polynomial

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3x12=36, 2x12=24, 1x12=12, 0x12=18

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I want to be your differential so I can be tangent to all your curves

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I want to be your integral so I can be the area under all your curves

Name: Lumen 2006-06-10 5:46

Two scientists...
- Hi! My wife will have a baby!
- It's a boy or a girl
- True

....

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-10 12:06

>>5 Awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-10 14:33

>>1

Haha, what a retard. I got an A in every math class I have ever taken, up through Linear Algebra, and I have never studied for more than 30 minutes, and even then just before finals.

Thanks for making me feel smart. Now I'm going to fuck by beautiful wife and relax before I have to go back to my awesome, high paying job.

Later!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-10 14:55

>>7
Hahaha, I wish I was completely delusional like this guy.  My life really sucks :'(

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 1:46

sex, is overrated, if you love somebody, thats really not what you are thinking about at all, nobody cares if you every studied for math, if you have such a good life and a good wife, then why are you on the internet telling us about it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 2:55

sex isn't overrated, it is vital to human survival, that's why it feels so good

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 8:00

hey baby, i want to integrate you with my natural log.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 13:50

Q: What has a small group of followers, is purple and commutes?

A: A finitely venerated, abelian grape.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 20:12

>>12
That's just an extension on the original "abelian grape" joke. Thanks for making it lame.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 12:40

>>11

you sound just like GEORGE ZIMMER

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 15:21

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?

Rabbit elephant sine theta.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 17:21

What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 16:34

Why is sicks afraid of seven?

cos789!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 19:17

>>15

I fucking LOLed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 22:49

>>15
That's just the magnitude of elephantxrabbit.
The resultant is a vector that can't be described in just one expression.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-15 4:44

>>19
OH LOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY

and for the record, yes, it can easily be described in one expression you dolt.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-15 15:24

>>19

PHASOR NOTATION, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU KNOW IT.

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