math jokes

so I probibly just failed my math final, which isnt so bad because I did well enough on the previous two tests that I probibly won't fail the class reguardless.  still, I could use some cheering up, so post your best math jokes.  I'll start.

what do you get when you divide your parrot?
polygon.

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Haha, what a retard. I got an A in every math class I have ever taken, up through Linear Algebra, and I have never studied for more than 30 minutes, and even then just before finals.

Thanks for making me feel smart. Now I'm going to fuck by beautiful wife and relax before I have to go back to my awesome, high paying job.

Later!