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Evolution is stupid!

Name: BigChrisfilm 2006-05-30 5:10

Evolution makes no sense at all. I just don't see how any intelligent person could believe such nonsense. I mean, have you ever seen an ape that could be taught to do algebra? No! Other than the most basic skills (which a dog can also be taught), an ape does not have the capacity to learn anywhere near the human level. Apes are dumb! You can say a dog is smart (and it might be), but it can't logic like a human being can.

Furthermore, if we evolved from a lower species, then why is it that the apes didn't evolve in the evolutionary process? Come on folks, you don't need a PHD (post hole digger) to figure this out. Where are all those half man/half ape fossils which should be abundant in the earth's soil layers? They don't exist. This is what is known as the "missing link" by evolutionists. Notice that I didn't call them "scientists" because there is NOTHING scientific about evolution. Science by it's very definition means "the study of." To "study" something, it must be observable. Not only is evolution not observable, it is not testable or repeatable in a lab. Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE! Dinosaur fossils don't prove anything except that they existed. Whether dinosaurs existed in Biblical times or during a pre-Adamic period is debatable amongst theologians. Many preachers believe that Lucifer operated a kingdom upon the earth prior to Genesis 1:2. The Bible does support this theory with credible evidence. This is commonly known as the "gap theory." Regardless, the fact that dinosaurs once inhabited this earth adds no credibility to the THEORY of evolution.

Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life. There is NO WAY you can believe the Bible and evolution. But you say, "what about 'theistic evolution' where God created everything and then allowed it to evolve? I'm glad you asked. There is no such teaching found in the Bible. Genesis chapter one is very clear that God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days. "IF" there was a pre-Adamic creation, it was destroyed according to Genesis 1:2. I won't be dogmatic as to whether or not there was a pre-Adamic time period, but the Bible is certainly dogmatic that all life on this earth today was created within the six days of creation. The Bible is very accurate in it's chronology. The Bible dates itself from creation up until the end of the Old Testament. The Bible dates creation at approximately 4,000 B.C. This means that all life on earth today was created about 6,000 years ago! There was no evolutionary process! There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory).

The fact that the "theory" of evolution is missing a critical link (the "missing link") should speak volumes as to the credibility of such a wild theory. The "missing link" is the Neanderthal man (the ape man). There is simply NO evidence of such theories. The few skeletal remains which have been dug up and claimed to be prehistoric could easily be the fossil remains of modern men. Bone structure also varies from one ethnic background to another. It is very possible to dig up a skeleton with more rounded bones (which is more common in African anatomy). This is NO evidence of evolution, but of variances in human anatomy. East Asian people (such as China) have very unique facial features which are more pronounced. Evolutionists have not discovered a Neanderthal man! You can believe anything if you repeat it to yourself long enough. Many people want to believe evolution because it relives them of the horrifying possibility that there might actually be a holy God watching how we live. Whether you believe there is a God or not, the thought of both possibilities is very freighting. I believe in God.

Even today, this world is filled with simple one-cell structured living organisms. Why didn't they evolve? Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed. A horse and a giraffe cannot breed offspring. A cat and a dog cannot breed offspring. Only through modern genetic DNA tampering can scientists play God and create monsters. Do a web search under "spider goats" if you want to be freaked out. Then read up on "Frankenfoods." Agricultural scientists have created potatoes that produce their own internal pesticides from silk moth DNA genetically placed into the potatoes. The moths die when they eat the potatoes...yummy. Do you know what you're eating? The same is true of genetically altered corn.

There is a God! How do I know? Simply because He lives in my heart. At age 12, I was receptive to the Holy Spirit's conviction in my heart that I needed to get saved. I willingly accepted Christ as my personal Saviour. I hadn't had my faith shaken yet by some godless teacher or professor. I thank God that I trusted Jesus. I had faith in God as a teenager back then and I still have faith in God as an adult today. I thank God I was saved at an early age before the pride of life blinded me. You see, as adults we tend to become proud and stubborn, Satan blinds our minds with worldly thinking (2nd Corinthians 4:4). It is people's sinful pride and love for sin that hinders them from being saved (John 3:20). More people will probably burn in hell because of stubborn pride than anything else.

I am older and wiser today. I think for myself. I refuse to vote Democrat or Republican...it's all an evil bipartisan conspiracy which is destroying America. There's not a dime's difference between the parties anyway. I'll vote for the Constitutional party. At least I can look at myself in the mirror. People say, but you'll waste your vote. Yeah, if I vote Republican or Democrat I will. I think for myself. I think this drug-dealing government needs to be cleaned up. I think the Federal Reserve needs to be abolished. I think property taxes are wrong and unconstitutional. I think America should control it's own national parks and not the United Nations. I think we should fight for our First Amendment rights which we're quickly losing. I think for myself. I just don't see any credibility to the THEORY of evolution. Give me some proof and I'll believe it.

On the contrary, thousands upon thousands of scrolls of the Bible have been discovered throughout the holy land. They all agree with each other. The Bible and history accurately coincide. How could one book written by 40 men over a 1,500 year time period be so accurate. Most of those men didn't know each other. The Bible is a perfectly interlocking prophetic puzzle, a masterpiece of literature. Further, the Bible is the ONLY book on the face of this earth which addresses the sinfulness of mankind and our need for a Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ. It's been said that man wouldn't write the Bible if he could, and couldn't if he would. There is no book which even compares. The Qur'an contains NO prophecy. The Qur'an is obviously biased against Christians and Jews. The Word of God is not biased against anyone.

Evolution is in direct opposition to the Bible. To claim to believe in God and evolution is tragic. How can you profess faith in God, but not His divine Word? If you claim to believe in God but not the Bible, then I seriously question the identity of your god. The New Age movement has their own god, but it is not the Lord Jesus Christ. The Islamic Muslims claim to believe in Allah (god), but it is not the Lord Jesus Christ. You see my friend, you have to have faith in the true and living God. Having faith in God is only good if it's faith in the Lord Jesus Christ to forgive your sins. James 2:19 tells us that the devils believe in God. Big deal, many unsaved people believe in God! Have you ever realized that you were a sinner, bound for an eternal hell without Christ? Did you call upon the name of Jesus to forgive those sins and save your soul from hell? If not, please do so now and don't wait another minute. Don't risk spending an eternity in the lake of fire. You've got nothing to lose, salvation is a free gift from God...paid for by the precious blood of Jesus.

David J. Stewart

Name: Are people getting dumber? 2006-05-30 6:18 (sage)

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 7:53

To claim to believe in God and evolution is tragic.
Correct.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 9:23 (sage)

Troll moar.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 9:57

newtype!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 10:13 (sage)

creationism is a fucking old troll

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 10:46

Haha tard

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 11:58

AND CREATIONISM IS IN DIRECT OPPOSITION OF MY BIOLOGY BOOK.
WHO IS RIGHT?

Name: Jorg 2006-05-30 17:18

Somehow I guessed the writer is from America... You just don´t find such fools elsewhere..

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 17:44

>>9
Obviously Jorg you just proved claim to be wrong

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 18:28

>>9 You should read >>10 as he makes you look like an idiot. Rightfully so to.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 20:01

tl;dr >.>

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 23:13

read a book

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 23:13

>>8
Your biology book fails because you cannot divide by zero with all your science.

Religion, in the other hand...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 23:14

im sure the world haves 2500 years
gtfo you bible jetk

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 0:43 (sage)

>>14
You don't need religion to /0. All it takes is the abandonment of what is popularly considered "science"

Name: Well? 2006-05-31 2:59

God Created 2000000 plus species of insects, the platypus, the Crocodile, and the Kiwi (bird and fruit) all with a thought?! Wow!!
Omnipotent and omniscient, then how did he 'create' gays, Congo blacks, Hungarian whites and Almond eyed Koreans from two people?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 3:06

>>17
miracles

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 20:14 (sage)

>>17
He created niggers and faggots to test our faith, we will pass only if we exterminate them all.  In the words of God.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 0:10 (sage)

>>17
When Cain was exiled he went out into the rest of the world and...found other people there, married, and produced children. I wonder where all those other humans came from, since there were there before Adam and Eve?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 17:32

>>20
They are failed experiments.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 1:14

>>21 Numbered black hooded men??

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 3:47

Evolution is a beautiful set of ideas. It provides a rational mechaninical explanation for processes that span billions of years in billions of ways. It's scope is mind-boggling. And yet, it is so elegant and simple.
You do not understand the theory of evolution. And I will not try to explain it to you. Dogma is dogma.

However, as someone who thinks for himself, you must understand the concept of convinience; of gain.

That being said, I ask you:
When was the last time an "evolutionist" asked you for money?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 8:41 (sage)

Darwin never proposed that we evolved from apes.  He let loose his theory and the people of the time took it and ran.  Fail.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 21:28 (sage)

So if Cain was first gen, does that make God a 0-Gen vampire?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:14

>>1
Backatchya. ever seen jesus do algebra?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:29

If an argument is so long you can't be botherred to reply, does this mean you have been defeated in debate?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:36

it means youve been FILIBUSTERERDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 20:37

>>1
In addition to posting your name, you should also put down your address, age, and social security# next time you post something that makes me want to shoot you in the face so much.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 21:07 (sage)

Any person who puts their name at the end of a post is a deuche.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 9:32

>>26

Jesus: "2 fish + 5 loafs of bread = 2000 fish + 5000 loafs of bread. 1998 fish = - 4995 loafs of bread. fish/bread = -0.4"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 10:22

I saw a dog who could perform aritmetic in natural numbers, maybe an ape can do already in complex

Name: KUDO 2006-06-06 2:16

You are dumb to call us dumb; the truth is there is no god; but most people can't accept that because they don't want to believe that this is all you get; they want to believe there is somewhere good you go if your good and the bad get punished... its just not possible; thaats like beleiveing in magic; only people 2000+ years ago didn't have answers to the universe; we didn't even know much about our earth and here comes some people (the catholic church) and have answers; some beingi created everything. and they believed it; it solved thier answers; and it passed on from generation and generation and generation and generation; christianity is the most fool proof; other religions like islam, some guy came back to town saying a god contacted him.. and mormonism; some guy created a book (long long long story) can be broken but people choose to believe; you are such a firgen activist that you probably know who Jack Van Impe is; he predicts doom tomorrow. well today really (666) and many the end of the world.. nothings going to happen unless some religious maniac decides all hell must break loose and blows some building up :| the only religion i don't know very much about is Judaism; although it originated around the same time as islam but; geesh one thing i think is wrong about some people who believe in islam is; blow myself up and i get seven virgins;. thats what people persuade them and they believe it; and you retarded to say apes can't do anything;.. apes can laern hand signals (same thing deaf people use) and they can work locks..and no, the logic may not be there; but thats whats so amazing about evolution.. apes evolved, apes themselves no; but waht they become. and there has been several findings of half man/ape skulls.. don't comment untill you know waht you are talking about. THE BIBLE LOLOLOL; the bible SAYS, it has no evidence it says what happened; it says god said let there be light;.. no.. no evidence;says this happened because of this; well if "this" never happened, it sounds like evidence but its really nothing."God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days. ".. wow there is sooo much evidence of things advancing through the ages; we know how much animals and humans alike have changed."
I am older and wiser today. I think for myself. I refuse to vote Democrat or Republican...it's all an evil bipartisan conspiracy which is destroying America" you know; thats your problem this government has its problems but its the BEST DAMNED GOVERNMENT YOULL EVER FIND. PEOPLE MIGRATED TO THIS COUNTRY FOR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM. THATS WHAT THIS COUNTRY IS ABOUT. SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR OWN RELIGION. GET OUT. well im tired but hteres so much more to be writtenk; but kudo's to you for writting that whole thing.. you offficially have no life

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 2:44

>>33
Shutup no one cares.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 3:02

>>33 the only religion i don't know very much about is Judaism; although it originated around the same time as islam

yah they were created around the same time....+ or - a few thousand years. you sir fail.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-09 19:43

>>17 God Created 2000000 plus species of insects, the platypus, the Crocodile, and the Kiwi (bird and fruit) all with a thought?! Wow!!
Omnipotent and omniscient, then how did he 'create' gays, Congo blacks, Hungarian whites and Almond eyed Koreans from two people?

Probably because being gay isn't genetic and peoples skin color changing isnt evolution its adaption. just the same way the peppered moths went from light grey to black, they were still the same species they just changed color.

>>23 Evolution is a beautiful set of ideas. It provides a rational mechaninical explanation for processes that span billions of years in billions of ways. It's scope is mind-boggling. And yet, it is so elegant and simple.
You do not understand the theory of evolution. And I will not try to explain it to you. Dogma is dogma.

Yahn so is the dogma of evolution. Its a real shame that the fossil record doesn't support evolution at all. also its anything but simple, first of all the estimated chance of life being created by a bunch of proteins that randomly joined together is 1:1 (followed by 40,000 zeroes). not to mention all of the complex structures of the cell forming. the flagellum of certain bacteria and sperm require 200 different kinds of proteins properly structured and put together to work! That one structur of ONE cell. Now imagine everything else in the human body and animals and how complex it is and look me in the face and say "it all happened by chance" and not to mention that even if evolution did work it wouldn't be beyond gods power to make animals "evolve" anyway. Darwin himself said he couldn't explain how many complex structures such as the eye were formed (to this day we have no working model of how an eye could have evolved). basepoint being that the reliogious dont need evolution to be false for their beliefs to work but the atheistic need it, so they cling to it no matter how many things show it to be bogus. And the evolutionists ridicule the religious for their belief in god because they cant prove it, yet they cling to evolution knowing full well they cant prove it either.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-09 19:47

>>33 kudo's to you for writting that whole thing.. you offficially have no life

yah like you should be talking

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-10 1:15

>>97 i didn't write that much

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-10 14:50

HAY GUYZ DIS BOOK SAID I AM GOIN 2 HEAVEN IZ IT RITE?!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-10 15:52

no, every1 else gets to go to heavan you can go to hell

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 1:12

not everything showes up in the fossil record because sometimes the animals do not live in a region that would allow them to fossilize, like the rainforest, or 78% of the land area on earth, just because there is no fossil record of an organism does not mean it did not exist, and there is no "missing link" because it has no place here today, if monkeys are living just fine the way they are, then they are suited to their environment  and will not evolve unless their surroundings change, and one celled organisms dont evolve because they dont need to either, if they were 40 celled organsims they would not be able to live efectively.  Evolution as a theory has flaws yes, but as we learn, it changes.  I myself do not think god exists, but i do not know everything, i have not ruled out the possibility of a creator, but as of now i think you have to be crazy to think it exists.  You probably live in a suburban neighborhood with your suvs, and your greenday music, and your shopping malls , living in a bubble where life is great, and you think, wow some god must have created this , the world is great.  For most people it does not go down like that, for most people having a piece of tin supported by sticks is a luxury.  They spend most of their lives starving and sifting through your garbage looking for enough food to live to tomorrow and start it all over.  800,000 plus people were killed with machetes in Rwanda in ten days, while the world could have stopped it, but nobody cared because oj simpson was on trial.  11million, thats 11,000,000 people were killed because of their heritage, i could go on forever.  You cant tell me its sin.  What about children who are born mutated and fked up, they couldnt have sinned in the mothers womb, where the fk is your God?  to have written that long speech is great, but you need to back it up and have more to it than just coming up with fk evolution.  Evolution is an idea , not a religion.  get it straight.  both sides can be weighed, but i dont think there is a god. and for those who say there are this many protieins in my ass hair, can you believe that it wasnt created by a god, fk evolution, i have a question for you .  if god created this "magnificent" earth and the life on it, then what created the magnificent god that created the earth?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 2:45

>>41 not everything showes up in the fossil record because sometimes the animals do not live in a region that would allow them to fossilize,

That still doesnt account for the fact that theres not one so called "missing link" in the fossil record, after a few hundred million years you would think at least one would have been fossilized and been found. All that is found in the fossil record are animals suddenly and spontaneously showing up and then just as suddenly disappearing completely.

if god created this "magnificent" earth and the life on it, then what created the magnificent god that created the earth?

trying to understand anything about gods nature would be like a dog trying to understand a humans nature, we are so far above dogs that its simply impossible for them to comprehend, the same goes for us and god.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 3:53

>>42

PROTIP: Every fossil in the record is a transitional fossil.  Every single one is a missing link.  Of course there are gaps in time between fossils.  It's not possible to eradicate those gaps unless you had a fossil of every single organism that ever lived.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 14:33 (sage)

Protip: every repost is a repost repost

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 14:34

IM done here , FUCk Jesus, nothing i saw will change your minds, they are closed for business suck a dick bitches

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 1:49

well thanks for letting us know. you know because we actually care about what you think.. o wait no, thats not you at all GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 5:17

Wow. Evolution doesn't exist you say?
Heck, I'd love to know why it is that, for instance, the flu virus hasn't been erradicated yet.
Hang on... I do believe it's due to evolution.
It's genetic structure changes over time meaning that vaccines for Influenza become rapidly out of date.

Intelligence is known to, in general, be a disadvantage to a species.
A larger brain means larger heat expenditure etc. on the brain and requires intensive upbringing of young.
Thusly, humans got lucky.

Anyways, if you don't want to accept evolution that's our problem

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 17:17

like it matters what you accept, honestly does evolution or any other theory of how we came about even affect our daily lives, NO!!! so every1 stfu

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 17:35 (sage)

yeah like what has science ever done for us???/
fuck this shti

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 1:12

>>49
@TROLL

Name: Styrofoam 2006-06-14 1:20 (sage)

>>50

Gee anonymous, thank you for informing us!  We never would have known otherwise!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-15 0:31

anonymous has done all 4chan a great favor

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-15 1:13

>>51
NOW YOU KNOW IT =n_n=

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-15 13:17 (sage)

So wait, is this copy pasta or whut?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-15 17:58

yes it is.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 3:00

>>36
Well if everyone originated from the one form, let's say Adam, throughout this time period there should be some distinct similarities found, such as in old human skeletons to find the place we all originated.

For those of you who wnat impact, compare yourself to a nigger, dirty, illiterate and with ape-like features. That's the protruded lips, basic understanding and communication, prone to anger and violence and a very natural take on reproduction i.e.. fuck every hole you see.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 10:20

>>36 Its a real shame that the fossil record doesn't support evolution at all

Really...and i love your evidence to support it=none.
Thats what i love about creationists, they use bad science to make science look bad. The fossil record DOES support evolution u ignorant moron. Learn about Fossils before you talke about them. Like Australopythicus Afarensis, has an extremely analagous bone strucutre to us. And for those of you who doubt radiometric dating and state wonderful facts like "the magnetic field is changin so C14 levels vary" are dumbshit fuckwits coz the earth's magentic field doesnt "change" it inverts in semi-regular patterns. And most if not all Radiometric dating is back up by relative dating, such as anaolgous spreading rates at divergence zones used to back up the dates of the ocean floor. Stop trying to refute things with such crappy science, come back without the ignorance.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 10:28

>>1 The "missing link" is the Neanderthal man (the ape man). There is simply NO evidence of such theories. The few skeletal remains which have been dug up and claimed to be prehistoric could easily be the fossil remains of modern men. Bone structure also varies from one ethnic background to another. It is very possible to dig up a skeleton with more rounded bones (which is more common in African anatomy). This is NO evidence of evolution, but of variances in human anatomy.


Wow, i didnt think you could be dumber but...you are.
The fossils of Australopythicus Afarensis are not just "a little different" from us, they are majorly different, theyre spine has fewer bones, as does the rest of it. It was found in sediment layers that are relative dated to well beyond the "7000 year biblical timeline" and this dating is based on facts, not theory. The way you relatively date something is you look at the physics of sediment depostition and you apply it analagously to sedimentary rock outcrops... this can give accuracy to within a few thousand years on a timeline of 500,000 years plus, and it is very hard to refute, because it is a physical calculation of sedimentation rates in regard to flow and sediment load. And before you say anything the flow and sediment load are measured through microstructures found in the sedimentary rocks themselves, such a scross bedding etc indicating flow strenght and direction......
MY POINT BEING. IF YOU ARE GOIN TO REFUTE SCIENCE, THEN AT LEAST LEARN WHAT YOU ARENT ACCEPTING... I HEAR ALL THESE POOR SCIENTIFIC ARGUMENTS AGAINST EVOLUTION, STOP BEING IGNORANT, REFUTE IT USING FACTS!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 1:22

Marty McFly has a time machine... 

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 11:10

There IS proof for evolution. When species evolve, it's due to mutations (changes) in their genetic code. If the mutation is advantageous for the survival of the species, it is passed on to future generations. The most obvious and irrefutable evidence of this is with antibiotic resistant bacteria. They have adapted and changed (ie. evolved) in order to survive despite our best medicinal attacks on them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 12:43

>>60
I would think that, knowing this, it would be obvious that evolution is correct, right?

It's a fact that all organisms mutate naturally. How can it not make sense that some of these mutations would be advantageous enough to help organisms pass them on and to eventually lead to a new species branching off from the original?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 15:33

What do you mean by "evolution is correct"?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 4:55

>>58 MY POINT BEING. IF YOU ARE GOIN TO REFUTE SCIENCE, THEN AT LEAST LEARN WHAT YOU ARENT ACCEPTING... I HEAR ALL THESE POOR SCIENTIFIC ARGUMENTS AGAINST EVOLUTION, STOP BEING IGNORANT, REFUTE IT USING FACTS!

ok how about this....the fossil record absolutely does not support evolution....at all.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 5:21

DONGS

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 6:46

>>63 ok how about this....the fossil record absolutely does not support evolution....at all.

Wow, and again with all the facts too... soo many...
The fossile record does support evolution completly...it is from fossils that evolution was origionally theorised. There are holes in the fossil gap, but it is quite easy to trace the evolution of certain species using seperate fossils over time. Case study for humans. The Australopythicus Afarensis was found in africa in sedimentary beds that date to approx 80,000 years, using BOTH realtive and pb/str dating. The Australopythicus Bosei was analogous to the earlier Australopythicus Afarensis, and is anaolgous to humans. In the case of the two earlier species, the bone strucutre is similar with the same amount of bones and much smaller cranial areas...too small to be sapiens..way too small. The Bosei is analogous to humans too, they have the same leg bones, and similar skulls. They have slightly less bones, but are basically the "apemen" people think about. The Fossils have been accurately dated, they are analogous...and yet they are just the tip of the iceberg...so when u make dumbshit ignorant statements like the quote i took from an ignorant poster above, make sure u have case studies to back them up! Evidence talks BULLSHIT WALKS....should be the motto of the church. WHAT PART OF USE FACTS TO SUPPORT YOUR ARGUMENTS IS TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND PEOPLE...WHAT PART?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 13:35

>>1-65

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT

I HEREBY REFUTE ALL OF YOUR ARGUMENTS

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 18:39

how does science explain the explosion of life from the pre cambrian to the cambrian era? in between 5 and 10 million years we went from a few worms and sponges to basically most the classes of life we know today (reptiles fish etc.)

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-22 21:10 (sage)

>>67
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY ENTIRE WORLDVIEW JUST BROKE DOWN
I am off to church to pray to my newfound God!
Thanks Anonymous!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 0:50

>>1
"Furthermore, if we evolved from a lower species, then why is it that the apes didn't evolve in the evolutionary process?"

I dont think christians actually know what evolution is. Species split from a common ancestor who's offspring were seperated from each other sexually. Was that hard?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 1:42

>>35
i think this isnt accurate
Judaism associates its founding with Abraham c. 1800 BCE whereas Islam wasn't founded until the 7th century
pretty sure, at least

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 2:16

>>67
Nice fact fucking truth denier, but mission failed, you have been spotted. The cambrian period lasted 70 million years (542mya-488mya), the cambrian explosion was a small period within the period which lasted around over 10 million years within the cambrian period (542mya-530mya).

The explosion certainly didn't see the emergence of reptiles and didn't begin with just sponges. It began with microscopic invertebrates and shelled animals, which grew in size and diversified into the precursor to molluscs (the first invertebrates, molluscs were the first fish), trilobites and various sea life. It was due to climate change which permitted complex multi-cellular life and the microscopic animals evolved at a rate of evolution easily possible for small quickly multiplying animals which have a lot of incentive to evolve. By the end of the Cambrian period the age of trilobites had begun which should give you some indication as to how primitive life still was and how rational the cambrian explosion is.

You don't have to stop believing in god, just the stupid ass fairy tales.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 2:35 (sage)

Come on, even the Catholic Church accepts Evolution as valid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-23 22:48

>>67

Science explains it though multiple theories, most of them point to a major pressure on the survival of the keystone species of the time. This forced adaptive radiation of the species, and thus true macro verterbrates were formed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 0:20

>>1

Congratulations on such a huge post.  I have no intention of reading it due to it's size, but it looks really impressive.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 3:07

>>74
In other words, tl;dr.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 6:24

>>75
iow tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 23:36 (sage)

Go back to science class, Kent Hovind.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-15 16:12

I don't say evolutionism is right, but it is the closest to the truth. Creationism is an old, retarded idea from a time when science did't exist.
Reasons why creationism does'nt work:
1.God or any other intelligent being wouldn't create billions of species and all of them imperfect. it would be enough to create few perfect species, like intelligent birds with lungs and gills;so either god is dumb or he doesn't exist.
2.God wouldn't create species and then let 99,9% of them die out; if yes,then he is too dumb to create species right.
3.The bible says, god created diseases to punish Adam and Eve. So why there are so many diseases that only animals get?
4.The bible says, god created the light before the sun and first birds and fish,then land-dwelling animals. Muahahaha.
5. No intelligent being would create such a failure like humans, who destroy the world they are living on and killing the other species.In the sixth day god created booze, got blind drunk and then created humans.
6.A chinese legend says, the world came from Pan Gu's corpse; there are many more legends of the origin of the world, so which one is right?
7.The beginnings of human civilisation can be dated on about 10000 years in the past, the bible says the world was created 6000 years ago, not to mention the age of fossils.
8. there is no evidence that the christian THEORY is the right one.
9.Humans created god.
10. Animals don't believe in god or any other creator.
11.why god hasn't created vertebrata with six limbs or spiders with ten eyes when he was able to create them?
12.The bible says, animals are created to serve humans. Dinosaurs had never any purpose for humans.
So, when you look at the bible theory, you can come ony to two results: either god is dumb or he doesn't exist. Since a dumb god can't create a single working cell,the remaining result is he doesn't exist, except in the brains of some people.

Name: Sar~Fat 2006-12-16 9:10

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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 9:15

Neither evolution or creation can be proven.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 9:16

Evolution occurs though.

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Name: FSM 2006-12-16 21:46

>>1
Dude??
Okay....
HUH?
Well What god should I believe in then? cause there are a fucking lot?
>>80
- Neither evolution or creation can be proven.
Moron one way to prove both.
 1. Shoot your fucking head off and tell me as a ghost spirt thingy if "God" Exist.
 2. Evolution can be proven with scientific evidence... Now if we can just find that...
>>1-83
BUMP!!!! LOLOLOL
Hail Satan!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 21:47

>>1
Dude??
Okay....
HUH?
Well What god should I believe in then? cause there are a fucking lot?
>>80
- Neither evolution or creation can be proven.
Moron one way to prove both.
 1. Shoot your fucking head off and tell me as a ghost spirt thingy if "God" Exist.
 2. Evolution can be proven with scientific evidence... Now if we can just find that...
<hr>
BUMP!!!! LOLOLOL
Hail Satan!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-17 7:55

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

Name: Sar~Fat 2006-12-17 13:58

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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-17 17:35

Evolution is stupid!
Oh yah, and ID/Creationism is a brilliant theory supported by mountains of evidence, right? "Durr, we creeate cumplex thingz and we R complex 2 so we must haev a creatar 2 and our creater iz GAWD! Durr hurr!" I'm sorry but that is pure, unadultrated conjecture and a weak analogy, not to mention assumptions. Creationism fails.

So let's say the theory of evolution was disproved. Okay, now prove Creationism right. You can't! Creationists have to resort to poking holes in the theory of evolution in order to make it look like their viewpoint is the right one. How sad.

YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-18 15:15

Hey Kudos, because its highly unlikely doesn't mean its impossible. I doubt your odds anyways because you have no real proof, proteins colide and make simple mechanics all over the ocean.

If your god is so perfect, why did it take 7 days to create a small planet like earth? To reflect on it? If he were truly all powerful, he would have already reflected and appreciated it before the instant that thought was concieved. If he was truely all powerful then why the fuck did he have to rest after making a tiny planet? How the hell did he make the rest of the universe? It would take longer then any estimated age of the universe and yet Earth is only 6000 years old. Your math makes no sense and your bible fucking fails for being a 2000 year old book made by polititians trying to control dumb fucks like you. "Yea lets listen to 2000 year old rhetoric that has no real logic to it instead of new theory that has basis for it" you dumb shit. I hate people like you, you couldn't think your way out of a paper bag. Please explain the lack of magic by your god? Why isn't he turning hundreds of thousands of muslim warriors into salt anymore? Hahah fucking loser.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-18 15:26

Oh and please explain to me how the earth could flood trillions of gallons of water with no regards to the earth's ecological system. Oh and please explain to me how he would have the time to collect 2 of every animal (which sometimes is 7 because the bible cant keep it's story straight) and fit them all on the stupid tiny boat? All the food? The space? Its fucking impossible to get together all those animals. Many of the animals that are around today wouldn't exist if it were for that stupid flood because there are a lot of animals exclusive to certain continents. And whered all the water go over night? Fly into fucking space?

The bible blows my ass hole. If you say have faith or it was gods will then all I have to say is thats how evolution works. Your arguments fucking fail. Stfu & gtfo

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-18 15:31

Sort of off topic but if god was all powerful why the fuck would he need angels? Also, if god was all powerful then why didn't he know lucifer would turn against him before he even created him? FUCKING FAIL AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-20 0:03

If God is all-powerful, can't he make anything?  And can't he move anything?  Then can't he make something that he can't move?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-20 0:32

>>1

So, you're demanding proof of evolution while at the same time claiming the the Bible is perfect, nothing in it is wrong, etc.?

Name: the second part of 92 2006-12-20 0:55

can anyone back up the claim that "The Bible and history accurately coincide."?
I would like to see that.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-20 3:31

The bible is as accurate as shit smells good.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-20 3:32

If you like the smell of shit then you sir are a christian. :p

Name: Christoff 2006-12-21 7:06

First of all, I can't believe what I am reading. You, my ignorant friend, need to do some research for yourself and not regurgitate what you've heard other people say.

This will be a LONG read, so if you’re not BigChrisfilm, and you’re lacking time, don’t even bother.

However, BigChrisfilm, you MUST read this, for if you don’t, you are only reinforcing the idea that all religious nuts like are close minded. You presented your side of the argument, not read the collective thought of the other side.

(BTW, I used to an avid Christian, so I’ve been on both sides of the plate)

Evolution CAN be observed experimentally. Take 100,000 fruit flies with a phenotype that is representative of a population. Place them in a container which has two food supplies: one on the left and one on the right. On one side, have a light intense enough to kill off most flies, BUT, place plentiful amounts of food. On the other, leave conditions normal, BUT leave normal amounts of food. Now, LEAVE and let nature take its course. When you come back, you’ll find that, suddenly, the light doesn't kill any more flies...you ready for this?...THEY HAVE EVOLVED!!! Evolution is defined as a process of natural selection. Thereby, environments are the collective factors which change animals. All the flies which didn't stand the light died, and so, they could not reproduce. The flies which were a little more tolerant could venture into the high intensity light, and they would, therefore, be able to reproduce more often since they have the advantage of taking the bountiful food which no other flies could take. Basically, those which survive pass their genes to their offspring...essentially, advantages are passed down generations.

This is a small scale experiment, but, given more time and space, the same could be done for nearly any species. And this IS evolution. If you extrapolate this scenario in nature, and you start to expand your concepts of life, you’ll realize how this type of interaction between environment and animal can lead to the world we see before us today.

Next, understand the PROCESS of evolution. A common misconception regarding evolution is that one species replaces another. WRONG! If that were the case, how are there so many species? If such were the case, then how come in the Galapagos Islands, there are a dozen or so species of finches? Why are there THOUSANDS of species of fish? Each one specially adapted to fill in a unique niche in the environment.

Consider this: You're a primordial (ancestral) finch on an island, and all finches on the island eat fruits from plants, but leave the large, hard shelled seeds behind. In any environment, there is a carrying capacity which is the maximum amount of any species which can occupy a niche. Therefore, you can't have an infinite amount of finches on an island. Obviously, many finches are dying because there are simply not fruits to go around for everyone - BUT - there are lots of seeds.

Now, by a random mutation in your genotype (random mutations are not common IF your superimpose the concept onto an individual...that is, if I say that the chances of a mutation in your genes is one in a million, then you would find that a small number, but in a community of MILLIONS, there is a certainty that there will be some genetic mutation) your beak is harder than most other finches. So hard, in fact, that you can break open the abundant seeds and feed on them. Now, you have an advantage! You feed more; therefore, you live more healthily, live longer, and reproduce more. Your genes have been passed on, and some of your offspring will also have the strong beaks.

NOW, fast forward a few hundred generations. You will find that there are finches which feed on the fruits, and there are ALSO finches which feed on seeds. Two separate species which coexist.

Also, the formation of another species is only a way for animals to fill in different niches so that they survive and reproduce to pass down advantageous genes (THAT is the purpose of life). Once you split up from the normal finches which each fruits, there are STILL fruits around, so species don’t replace their precursors. THAT’S why there are still bacteria around…they DON’T need to evolve because they are already perfect for their environment.

That's why there are still apes around: primordial humans found themselves in the "savannah" environments of the African main lands, which lack a heavy concentration of trees. Therefore, those ancestors who had some advantage (like maybe a phenotypic mutation which reconfigures the skeletal structure) would be able to run across the fields, looking for trees to inhabit. Meanwhile, in the rainforests, chimps continue to live life in the trees. TWO SEPERATE SPECIES LIVING AT THE SAME TIME.  Both working independent of the other.

Here’s some more proof of evolution: Though not caused by nature, artificial selection shows us how organisms can evolve. Since you mentioned corn in your paper, I’ll mention it too. Do you know what corn used to look like? I mean, before the European pilgrimage and the Thanksgiving crap. Have you ever seen mini corn? You know, the ones that are really small? THAT is what corn used to be. Humans, by consciously selecting the larger corn to breed over many generations, have created the corn we know and love today. If, for whatever reason, in nature, something would have interacted with prehistoric corn stalks in such a way that only the largest pieces of corn would survive, then, through natural selection, large corn would have come along all by itself by itself. It’s conceptually flawless.

If you want to claim that humans and dinosaurs lives together, then go to ANY elementary school and read a science book. Dinosaurs died out about 65 million years ago...but the bible says that creation took place at 4,000 B.C... WTF? That's 6,000 years ago...so what's the deal here? You ignorant fuck then have no other choice but to also rule out carbon dating, and other forms of valid aging techniques, just because it just goes to prove, even further, that the bible is a book of stories… Nothing more, nothing less.

So lets take a tally...

Thing which, despite being easily confirmed using mathematics or science, the church says we should all ignore because they don't go with the words of the Bible:

1. Carbon dating and other forms of aging;
2. Evolution;
3. The Universe ITSELF!!!! *(mathematics proves that the universe is around 14 billion years old...not 6,000!)
4. Mathematics!! (See above)
5. Pretty much anything not mentioned in the bible.

I could list so much more, but I don't feel like saying anything else...the initial shock of your stagnant statement above has worn off, and I think I’ve said enough.

Let me set the record strait...I have nothing against religion or spirituality. HOWEVER...I will not relegate myself to just accepting whatever someone writes down in a book and claims to be holly. If you are a Christian, or a Catholic, you might as well call yourself a Scientologist. The similarities are there, you just have to look for them. I'll be DAMNED if, despite overwhelming evidence, I am forced not to believe something, JUST because some book, which has NO historical evidence TO ITS NAME, tells me an alternative explanation, which has NO evidence. I mean, for crying out loud, you might as well believe that there is a wizard school somewhere and a little kid is learning to fly. What about gravity? (speaking like an idiot) Oh, there is no gravity. Magic controls the world and, using magic, we can fly. Just remember, even though you can FEEL gravity, and Newton wrote the laws for gravity, and Einstein wrote even better laws for gravity, it doesn't exist. (/speaking like an idiot)

If the whole world took the bible to heart, it would be the dark ages again! Imagine, the only science which would be legal would be those which only prove the existence of God/Jesus... Alchemy? Come on...

You need to stop believing what people tell you. In fact, don't believe a single word I've typed. Go to your library, or get an education. Conduct research, look up sources. DON'T just accept that the universe is 6,000 years old. Learn about the speed of light, and the way it travels, and how expansive the universe is. DON'T just accept that, in the course of seven day, or whatever, the universe was created. DON'T just accept that, one day, 6,000 years ago, God threw a fart and created all life as we see it today, because, even as we speak, evolution is taking place (research the propagation of bacteria due to the EVOLUTION of resistances to one-effective poisons - and this is just ONE example).

If you’ve read the Bible (which most Christians haven’t – they just repeat what other people say…kinda like you), which is an enormous book, then you should not have any problem going to your local book store, picking up a 400 page book, and reading up on evolution, if only to see if there is any logic behind it.

BTW, here’s another tally, just to round up this long ass rebuke:

Things which you (BigChrisfilm) have to research before you go blasting shit at everyone:

1.    Scientists haven’t’ discovered Neanderthals? Are you kidding?
2.    What is a species, and WHY different species can’t copulate. I know the answers, but there are many, and I’m tired.
3.    Holly crap, please tell me you aren’t serious when you say that the fossils of prehistoric man are actually from *modern* man! Look at the cranial structures of some of these fossils. Look at the features, the brain sizes, the very distinct differences in the ENTIRE skeleton! Variance in human anatomy? Yeah…if you consider ancestral hominids “humans”.
4.    DNA “tampering”. Yes, God forbid we should cure cancers which are caused by genetic predispositions. I hope we never create a “[monstrous]” human which will not carry the genes for Alzheimer’s disease or diabetes or certain heart diseases.
5.    I’m tired of looking through your paper for more, but I know there is. If you want discuss anything with me, that’s fine, write me at christoff_hend@yahoo.com . I’m a Biology major, so I know what I’m talking about.

Name: Coffin 2006-12-21 22:25

I salute the depth of your response, Christoff.  I for one am glad to see that there are still logical thinkers around, willing to defend rational thought.

Name: Christoff 2006-12-23 4:20

Thanks. I may have gone a little overboard while writing. I wrote more than I thought I would. There is still sooo much I want to say, but I could take all day writing and I'm not into that. (I spent nearly an hour writing above)

Name: Christoff 2006-12-23 6:25

I'm reminded of an evangelist who came to campus for a week. He would stand outside of the main lunch/hang-out spot and start to preach to college student, of all people. Seriously, if you're going to try to brainwash people into believeing that things are true if you believe in them being true, then go to an elementary school, where the victoms are inocent and as ignorant as you are, not to a college where the people are being taught to think critically and make their own choises based on logic and evidence.

A few quotes still make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up when i think of the things this retarded person said to us while we were peacefully trying to enjoy lunch (I really enjoyed this time because there were always students who would start to debate and question the preacher, and he would always get stumped and change the subject):

"God does not believe in science. Science is only a product of human experience, and human experience is insignificant." (I don't know what do say about this)

"If it were up to God, everyone would be killed beacuse of the original sin everyone posseses." (WOW, God seems like a prick. Why would he create humans only to have them all killed becuase of what those jerks Adam and Eve did? Further, why did he not stop Adam and Eve from eating the apple, since he knows all and sees all? Surely, he knew that thanks to his religion, *millions* of innocent people will die needlessly, even today *look up the spread of HIV in Africa due to the Chruch's ban on condom use*)

"God doesn't care what you do. He doesn't care if you're a good person or bad. He only cares that you believe in him and confess your sins." (OK, if he doesn't care what I do, then why should I care what he thinks about me? So, basically, I could spend a life raping and murdering children, urinating in holly water, and setting fire to churches, and still go to Heven, if I repent what I did? That's so nice of God, especially considering that, according to the Church, very moral and honest people will go to hell if they have never accepted him. *Way to be consistent and fair, cock-sucker*)

It is clear that religion today , if allowed to run rampant, would drive the human race into a brick wall going 100 mph. Like I said earlier, look up the spread of HIV in Africa due to the Chruch's ban on condum use. Every year, hundreds of thousands of innocent men, women, and children dies needlessly thanks to religion. AND THIS IS JUST ONE CASE! Look up the conflict in Durfar, where people are killing otyhers because of religion and culture.

Deeply religious people need to look at the facts and expand their train of thought, i.e. take your head out of your ass. Realize that thr Bible and religion as a whole only serves (I should say served) to teach morality, and that the Bible only provides *stories* which teach morality. Take the stpry of Adam and Eve: Don't do what you're not supposed to do, or you're fucked. The tale of Golieth: every individual has to power to change his/her life and make a dirrefence in the world. Also, size is not a matter. Noah's Ark: Be good and moral, or you'll all die a horrible death.

Today, we have morality, taught not by religion, but more offtenly by parents that are already moral. And if you don't know what's right and what's wrong, then the law will surely straighten you out. Truth is, in today's society, religion has not benificial uses.

Take for example, that cock-sucker Bush. Becuase he is a Christian (or Catholic - I can never tell the difference), he lets his blind faith take the place of common sense and what is benneficial for the people. Why else would he have turned his back and covered stem cell research in shit? With the advancements of stem cell research, there is a titanic chance that horrible diseases could be cured. Do you, or someone you know, have Alzheimer’s disease? Diabetes? Heart disease? Are you a paraplegic? Paralized? Lue Garig's disease? CANCER? Well, too bad, religious twats don't want you to be cured or your quality or life to improve because it goes against the teachings of the Church. And this has nothing to to with abortions, because stem cells can be extracted from ambilical chords (which are just *thrown away*), and even from the bone cells of adults(your body produces blood using stem cells found in your bones, but these same stem cells can be used like those from fetuses and ambilical chords).

I've debated with religious peoples many times before (of cource, in a more civil tone - I used the terms 'twat', 'cock-sucker' and such because I'm so steamed over the blatent ignorance of people like "#1"), and there has never been a good responce when presented with this information. I've found that, rather than thin things through and used logic when faced with the facts, religious people just disregard the facts and continue to spit their shit at anyone who doesn't believe in God.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-23 7:18

OP is just trolling, right? Please say yes. No one here is really *that* stupid, I hope...

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-23 11:36

I don't particularly care one way or another about evolution, but I do care about the fact thay I believe Christoff is a huge NERD. I can be a bit dorky sometimes to the point where I question whether I am autistic or not, but eventually I just realise I'm wasting my time and go do something else. You've taken this too far Christoff. No I'm not a fundy trying to stop you from talking, I really don't give a fuck when I do you this favour.

SHUT THE FUCK UP
GIVE IT A STANK ASSHOLE LICKING REST

MUPPET

Name: Christoff 2006-12-24 3:42

Ok. I realize the futility of writing my feelings on this forum. I realize that, no matter how much I write or how "nerdy" I sound, or how many facts I present, there will always be people like you who just say "Shut the Fuck Up".

If you don't care one way  or the other, then YOU are wasting your time by reading this thdread. Here's a tip: If the title implies that a discussion on evolution will insue, and you don't care for it, then move on and DON'T read it. I wrote the things I did because I used to also be one of those deeply religious types. Now that I see the errors, I have developed my ideas and thoughts, and since this thread deals with evolution, I'm going to write them down. Therefor, my efforts had an objective. Meanwhile, you, who don't care "either way" go through the trouble of reading through all the shit I wrote, just so you can tell me to shut the fuck up, without presenting any relevent points to the discussion? Fuck, talk about wasting time...

By the way, what the fuck does me being a "nerd" have to do with anything? Do you have a problem with me knowing the facts and presenting them to retards like "#1"? You'd rather everyone stays ignorant, in fear of being called a "nerd"? Learning things or trying to present evidence to someone is now a "waste of time"? It sa good thing you wrote this. Now I know next time I someone asks me a question, I'll stick my fingurs up my nose and start barking like a dog. That's definitly not nerdy...Prick.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 5:16

>>102
Well-said, ole chap! Jolly good!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 10:09

Finally someone here who has a brain instead of a bible in his head.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 14:57

>>102
>>103
Same person + I explicitly stated I am doing YOU favour by telling you to shut the fuck up.

You suffer from a mental illness and you seriously need to see a doctor and get help. I would probably tell the same thing to someone on /b/ with a picture of an infected cock going "OMG WTF DO I DO".

Name: Christoff 2006-12-25 20:48

Oh God, you're right! I'm insane in the membrane because I decided to get an education!(/sarcasm) I'm not even completely sure what you're trying to say here. What's the favor you're doing me? Calling me autistic and telling me I have to see a doctor? I suppose you're a doctor, right? That's how you can diagnose such a disease. Oh, wait a second, you show no knowledge of *what* autism is. Your ignorance shames the human race. You fail at life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 1:39

>Furthermore, if we evolved from a lower species, then why is it that the apes didn't evolve in the evolutionary process? Come on folks, you don't need a PHD (post hole digger) to figure this out. Where are all those half man/half ape fossils which should be abundant in the earth's soil layers? They don't exist.

Actually apes did evolve, although you may not have. The thing is, humans and apea evolved from a common ancestor that was neither.

>This is what is known as the "missing link" by evolutionists. Notice that I didn't call them "scientists" because there is NOTHING scientific about evolution. Science by it's very definition means "the study of." To "study" something, it must be observable. Not only is evolution not observable, it is not testable or repeatable in a lab. Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE!

Actually, the hominid fossils, the australopithecine fossils share quite a few primate traits as well a proto-hominid traits. And there is proof of evoluion. The viruses and bacteria that continue to stubborny resist eradication despite our best efforts because they evolve resistance, unless you, like to believe that God creates a new bacteria to kill people every few years. Oh and the same for insects that resist our pesticides. God obviously loves it when people go hungry. Most of them a filthy niggers and Jews, right?

>Dinosaur fossils don't prove anything except that they existed. Whether dinosaurs existed in Biblical times or during a pre-Adamic period is debatable amongst theologians. Many preachers believe that Lucifer operated a kingdom upon the earth prior to Genesis 1:2. The Bible does support this theory with credible evidence. This is commonly known as the "gap theory." Regardless, the fact that dinosaurs once inhabited this earth adds no credibility to the THEORY of evolution.

Satanic dinousaurs. That's a new one. It does however lend credibility to the fact that the earth is older than a few thousand years.

>Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life. There is NO WAY you can believe the Bible and evolution. But you say, "what about 'theistic evolution' where God created everything and then allowed it to evolve? I'm glad you asked. There is no such teaching found in the Bible. Genesis chapter one is very clear that God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days. "IF" there was a pre-Adamic creation, it was destroyed according to Genesis 1:2. I won't be dogmatic as to whether or not there was a pre-Adamic time period, but the Bible is certainly dogmatic that all life on this earth today was created within the six days of creation. The Bible is very accurate in it's chronology. The Bible dates itself from creation up until the end of the Old Testament. The Bible dates creation at approximately 4,000 B.C. This means that all life on earth today was created about 6,000 years ago! There was no evolutionary process! There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory).

"Creationism is for stupid people." Fixed. You're making the logistical fallacy, not surprising, since apparently you have difficulty firing two nerve cells simultaneously, of question-begging, or assuming the answer.

>The fact that the "theory" of evolution is missing a critical link (the "missing link") should speak volumes as to the credibility of such a wild theory. The "missing link" is the Neanderthal man (the ape man). There is simply NO evidence of such theories. The few skeletal remains which have been dug up and claimed to be prehistoric could easily be the fossil remains of modern men. Bone structure also varies from one ethnic background to another. It is very possible to dig up a skeleton with more rounded bones (which is more common in African anatomy). This is NO evidence of evolution, but of variances in human anatomy. East Asian people (such as China) have very unique facial features which are more pronounced. Evolutionists have not discovered a Neanderthal man! You can believe anything if you repeat it to yourself long enough. Many people want to believe evolution because it relives them of the horrifying possibility that there might actually be a holy God watching how we live. Whether you believe there is a God or not, the thought of both possibilities is very freighting. I believe in God.

Viruses, bacteria, insects, and so on. People want to believe in a God because it relieves them of the horrifying possibility that death is final, and there's nothing afterwards.

>Even today, this world is filled with simple one-cell structured living organisms. Why didn't they evolve?

They do. There's a reason why you get the cold every year, even though you have a functional immune system.

>Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed. A horse and a giraffe cannot breed offspring. A cat and a dog cannot breed offspring. Only through modern genetic DNA tampering can scientists play God and create monsters. Do a web search under "spider goats" if you want to be freaked out. Then read up on "Frankenfoods." Agricultural scientists have created potatoes that produce their own internal pesticides from silk moth DNA genetically placed into the potatoes. The moths die when they eat the potatoes...yummy. Do you know what you're eating? The same is true of genetically altered corn.

Are you stupid? The very definition of evolutionary speciation is that two different species cannot evolve anymore.

>insert proselytzing crap here

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 5:31

>>107
Check...and mate!

Name: David J. Stewart is gay 2006-12-27 6:59

wow dude your a fucking jack ass take a closer look at some of thouse "Modern Man" Fossils and btw your a jack ass...
God I seriously hope you read christoff's response, I and every one here would enjoy seeing your response,
one more thing. . . look up your facts. . . dick.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 10:39

FACT: Evolution makes more alot more sense than Creationism. Creationists, good luck trying to disprove something backed up by logical thought.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 11:15

Whoever >>107 was responding to was fucking stupid.

Name: Sar~Fat 2006-12-30 5:37 (sage)

Hay gays, I farted.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-30 6:11 (sage)

SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 10:12

This has to be a joke...It just has to be...

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 18:27

>>114
You must be a n00b at life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 21:32

>>116
Nice job on bumping a 5 year old thread.

Name: Hydrosire 2011-04-18 4:43

I think he might be a christian :/

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 6:14

This is a troll. This type of Christian wouldn't even come near 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 15:38

nice ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 7:03

>have you ever seen an ape that could be taught to do algebra

Immediately stopped reading.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 10:08

Your stupid

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 3:27

>>99
Hey Christoff, good to see someone who knows what they're talking about.  Secondly, I had similar assholes appear at my university.  One went by the name of Brother Micah and set up his "preaching area" around the same area that you described.  Sadly, a one or two students joined him and the others in talking about how god ruled with an iron rod and shit.  These people frighten me because they have a big enough voice in politics to do some real damage.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 15:27

>>1

I don't think I will see your genes around in 1000 years...

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 10:09

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