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Evolution is stupid!

Name: BigChrisfilm 2006-05-30 5:10

Evolution makes no sense at all. I just don't see how any intelligent person could believe such nonsense. I mean, have you ever seen an ape that could be taught to do algebra? No! Other than the most basic skills (which a dog can also be taught), an ape does not have the capacity to learn anywhere near the human level. Apes are dumb! You can say a dog is smart (and it might be), but it can't logic like a human being can.

Furthermore, if we evolved from a lower species, then why is it that the apes didn't evolve in the evolutionary process? Come on folks, you don't need a PHD (post hole digger) to figure this out. Where are all those half man/half ape fossils which should be abundant in the earth's soil layers? They don't exist. This is what is known as the "missing link" by evolutionists. Notice that I didn't call them "scientists" because there is NOTHING scientific about evolution. Science by it's very definition means "the study of." To "study" something, it must be observable. Not only is evolution not observable, it is not testable or repeatable in a lab. Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE! Dinosaur fossils don't prove anything except that they existed. Whether dinosaurs existed in Biblical times or during a pre-Adamic period is debatable amongst theologians. Many preachers believe that Lucifer operated a kingdom upon the earth prior to Genesis 1:2. The Bible does support this theory with credible evidence. This is commonly known as the "gap theory." Regardless, the fact that dinosaurs once inhabited this earth adds no credibility to the THEORY of evolution.

Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life. There is NO WAY you can believe the Bible and evolution. But you say, "what about 'theistic evolution' where God created everything and then allowed it to evolve? I'm glad you asked. There is no such teaching found in the Bible. Genesis chapter one is very clear that God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days. "IF" there was a pre-Adamic creation, it was destroyed according to Genesis 1:2. I won't be dogmatic as to whether or not there was a pre-Adamic time period, but the Bible is certainly dogmatic that all life on this earth today was created within the six days of creation. The Bible is very accurate in it's chronology. The Bible dates itself from creation up until the end of the Old Testament. The Bible dates creation at approximately 4,000 B.C. This means that all life on earth today was created about 6,000 years ago! There was no evolutionary process! There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory).

The fact that the "theory" of evolution is missing a critical link (the "missing link") should speak volumes as to the credibility of such a wild theory. The "missing link" is the Neanderthal man (the ape man). There is simply NO evidence of such theories. The few skeletal remains which have been dug up and claimed to be prehistoric could easily be the fossil remains of modern men. Bone structure also varies from one ethnic background to another. It is very possible to dig up a skeleton with more rounded bones (which is more common in African anatomy). This is NO evidence of evolution, but of variances in human anatomy. East Asian people (such as China) have very unique facial features which are more pronounced. Evolutionists have not discovered a Neanderthal man! You can believe anything if you repeat it to yourself long enough. Many people want to believe evolution because it relives them of the horrifying possibility that there might actually be a holy God watching how we live. Whether you believe there is a God or not, the thought of both possibilities is very freighting. I believe in God.

Even today, this world is filled with simple one-cell structured living organisms. Why didn't they evolve? Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed. A horse and a giraffe cannot breed offspring. A cat and a dog cannot breed offspring. Only through modern genetic DNA tampering can scientists play God and create monsters. Do a web search under "spider goats" if you want to be freaked out. Then read up on "Frankenfoods." Agricultural scientists have created potatoes that produce their own internal pesticides from silk moth DNA genetically placed into the potatoes. The moths die when they eat the potatoes...yummy. Do you know what you're eating? The same is true of genetically altered corn.

There is a God! How do I know? Simply because He lives in my heart. At age 12, I was receptive to the Holy Spirit's conviction in my heart that I needed to get saved. I willingly accepted Christ as my personal Saviour. I hadn't had my faith shaken yet by some godless teacher or professor. I thank God that I trusted Jesus. I had faith in God as a teenager back then and I still have faith in God as an adult today. I thank God I was saved at an early age before the pride of life blinded me. You see, as adults we tend to become proud and stubborn, Satan blinds our minds with worldly thinking (2nd Corinthians 4:4). It is people's sinful pride and love for sin that hinders them from being saved (John 3:20). More people will probably burn in hell because of stubborn pride than anything else.

I am older and wiser today. I think for myself. I refuse to vote Democrat or Republican...it's all an evil bipartisan conspiracy which is destroying America. There's not a dime's difference between the parties anyway. I'll vote for the Constitutional party. At least I can look at myself in the mirror. People say, but you'll waste your vote. Yeah, if I vote Republican or Democrat I will. I think for myself. I think this drug-dealing government needs to be cleaned up. I think the Federal Reserve needs to be abolished. I think property taxes are wrong and unconstitutional. I think America should control it's own national parks and not the United Nations. I think we should fight for our First Amendment rights which we're quickly losing. I think for myself. I just don't see any credibility to the THEORY of evolution. Give me some proof and I'll believe it.

On the contrary, thousands upon thousands of scrolls of the Bible have been discovered throughout the holy land. They all agree with each other. The Bible and history accurately coincide. How could one book written by 40 men over a 1,500 year time period be so accurate. Most of those men didn't know each other. The Bible is a perfectly interlocking prophetic puzzle, a masterpiece of literature. Further, the Bible is the ONLY book on the face of this earth which addresses the sinfulness of mankind and our need for a Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ. It's been said that man wouldn't write the Bible if he could, and couldn't if he would. There is no book which even compares. The Qur'an contains NO prophecy. The Qur'an is obviously biased against Christians and Jews. The Word of God is not biased against anyone.

Evolution is in direct opposition to the Bible. To claim to believe in God and evolution is tragic. How can you profess faith in God, but not His divine Word? If you claim to believe in God but not the Bible, then I seriously question the identity of your god. The New Age movement has their own god, but it is not the Lord Jesus Christ. The Islamic Muslims claim to believe in Allah (god), but it is not the Lord Jesus Christ. You see my friend, you have to have faith in the true and living God. Having faith in God is only good if it's faith in the Lord Jesus Christ to forgive your sins. James 2:19 tells us that the devils believe in God. Big deal, many unsaved people believe in God! Have you ever realized that you were a sinner, bound for an eternal hell without Christ? Did you call upon the name of Jesus to forgive those sins and save your soul from hell? If not, please do so now and don't wait another minute. Don't risk spending an eternity in the lake of fire. You've got nothing to lose, salvation is a free gift from God...paid for by the precious blood of Jesus.

David J. Stewart

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 9:16

Evolution occurs though.

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Name: FSM 2006-12-16 21:46

>>1
Dude??
Okay....
HUH?
Well What god should I believe in then? cause there are a fucking lot?
>>80
- Neither evolution or creation can be proven.
Moron one way to prove both.
 1. Shoot your fucking head off and tell me as a ghost spirt thingy if "God" Exist.
 2. Evolution can be proven with scientific evidence... Now if we can just find that...
>>1-83
BUMP!!!! LOLOLOL
Hail Satan!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 21:47

>>1
Dude??
Okay....
HUH?
Well What god should I believe in then? cause there are a fucking lot?
>>80
- Neither evolution or creation can be proven.
Moron one way to prove both.
 1. Shoot your fucking head off and tell me as a ghost spirt thingy if "God" Exist.
 2. Evolution can be proven with scientific evidence... Now if we can just find that...
<hr>
BUMP!!!! LOLOLOL
Hail Satan!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-17 7:55

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

Name: Sar~Fat 2006-12-17 13:58

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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-17 17:35

Evolution is stupid!
Oh yah, and ID/Creationism is a brilliant theory supported by mountains of evidence, right? "Durr, we creeate cumplex thingz and we R complex 2 so we must haev a creatar 2 and our creater iz GAWD! Durr hurr!" I'm sorry but that is pure, unadultrated conjecture and a weak analogy, not to mention assumptions. Creationism fails.

So let's say the theory of evolution was disproved. Okay, now prove Creationism right. You can't! Creationists have to resort to poking holes in the theory of evolution in order to make it look like their viewpoint is the right one. How sad.

YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-18 15:15

Hey Kudos, because its highly unlikely doesn't mean its impossible. I doubt your odds anyways because you have no real proof, proteins colide and make simple mechanics all over the ocean.

If your god is so perfect, why did it take 7 days to create a small planet like earth? To reflect on it? If he were truly all powerful, he would have already reflected and appreciated it before the instant that thought was concieved. If he was truely all powerful then why the fuck did he have to rest after making a tiny planet? How the hell did he make the rest of the universe? It would take longer then any estimated age of the universe and yet Earth is only 6000 years old. Your math makes no sense and your bible fucking fails for being a 2000 year old book made by polititians trying to control dumb fucks like you. "Yea lets listen to 2000 year old rhetoric that has no real logic to it instead of new theory that has basis for it" you dumb shit. I hate people like you, you couldn't think your way out of a paper bag. Please explain the lack of magic by your god? Why isn't he turning hundreds of thousands of muslim warriors into salt anymore? Hahah fucking loser.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-18 15:26

Oh and please explain to me how the earth could flood trillions of gallons of water with no regards to the earth's ecological system. Oh and please explain to me how he would have the time to collect 2 of every animal (which sometimes is 7 because the bible cant keep it's story straight) and fit them all on the stupid tiny boat? All the food? The space? Its fucking impossible to get together all those animals. Many of the animals that are around today wouldn't exist if it were for that stupid flood because there are a lot of animals exclusive to certain continents. And whered all the water go over night? Fly into fucking space?

The bible blows my ass hole. If you say have faith or it was gods will then all I have to say is thats how evolution works. Your arguments fucking fail. Stfu & gtfo

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-18 15:31

Sort of off topic but if god was all powerful why the fuck would he need angels? Also, if god was all powerful then why didn't he know lucifer would turn against him before he even created him? FUCKING FAIL AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-20 0:03

If God is all-powerful, can't he make anything?  And can't he move anything?  Then can't he make something that he can't move?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-20 0:32

>>1

So, you're demanding proof of evolution while at the same time claiming the the Bible is perfect, nothing in it is wrong, etc.?

Name: the second part of 92 2006-12-20 0:55

can anyone back up the claim that "The Bible and history accurately coincide."?
I would like to see that.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-20 3:31

The bible is as accurate as shit smells good.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-20 3:32

If you like the smell of shit then you sir are a christian. :p

Name: Christoff 2006-12-21 7:06

First of all, I can't believe what I am reading. You, my ignorant friend, need to do some research for yourself and not regurgitate what you've heard other people say.

This will be a LONG read, so if you’re not BigChrisfilm, and you’re lacking time, don’t even bother.

However, BigChrisfilm, you MUST read this, for if you don’t, you are only reinforcing the idea that all religious nuts like are close minded. You presented your side of the argument, not read the collective thought of the other side.

(BTW, I used to an avid Christian, so I’ve been on both sides of the plate)

Evolution CAN be observed experimentally. Take 100,000 fruit flies with a phenotype that is representative of a population. Place them in a container which has two food supplies: one on the left and one on the right. On one side, have a light intense enough to kill off most flies, BUT, place plentiful amounts of food. On the other, leave conditions normal, BUT leave normal amounts of food. Now, LEAVE and let nature take its course. When you come back, you’ll find that, suddenly, the light doesn't kill any more flies...you ready for this?...THEY HAVE EVOLVED!!! Evolution is defined as a process of natural selection. Thereby, environments are the collective factors which change animals. All the flies which didn't stand the light died, and so, they could not reproduce. The flies which were a little more tolerant could venture into the high intensity light, and they would, therefore, be able to reproduce more often since they have the advantage of taking the bountiful food which no other flies could take. Basically, those which survive pass their genes to their offspring...essentially, advantages are passed down generations.

This is a small scale experiment, but, given more time and space, the same could be done for nearly any species. And this IS evolution. If you extrapolate this scenario in nature, and you start to expand your concepts of life, you’ll realize how this type of interaction between environment and animal can lead to the world we see before us today.

Next, understand the PROCESS of evolution. A common misconception regarding evolution is that one species replaces another. WRONG! If that were the case, how are there so many species? If such were the case, then how come in the Galapagos Islands, there are a dozen or so species of finches? Why are there THOUSANDS of species of fish? Each one specially adapted to fill in a unique niche in the environment.

Consider this: You're a primordial (ancestral) finch on an island, and all finches on the island eat fruits from plants, but leave the large, hard shelled seeds behind. In any environment, there is a carrying capacity which is the maximum amount of any species which can occupy a niche. Therefore, you can't have an infinite amount of finches on an island. Obviously, many finches are dying because there are simply not fruits to go around for everyone - BUT - there are lots of seeds.

Now, by a random mutation in your genotype (random mutations are not common IF your superimpose the concept onto an individual...that is, if I say that the chances of a mutation in your genes is one in a million, then you would find that a small number, but in a community of MILLIONS, there is a certainty that there will be some genetic mutation) your beak is harder than most other finches. So hard, in fact, that you can break open the abundant seeds and feed on them. Now, you have an advantage! You feed more; therefore, you live more healthily, live longer, and reproduce more. Your genes have been passed on, and some of your offspring will also have the strong beaks.

NOW, fast forward a few hundred generations. You will find that there are finches which feed on the fruits, and there are ALSO finches which feed on seeds. Two separate species which coexist.

Also, the formation of another species is only a way for animals to fill in different niches so that they survive and reproduce to pass down advantageous genes (THAT is the purpose of life). Once you split up from the normal finches which each fruits, there are STILL fruits around, so species don’t replace their precursors. THAT’S why there are still bacteria around…they DON’T need to evolve because they are already perfect for their environment.

That's why there are still apes around: primordial humans found themselves in the "savannah" environments of the African main lands, which lack a heavy concentration of trees. Therefore, those ancestors who had some advantage (like maybe a phenotypic mutation which reconfigures the skeletal structure) would be able to run across the fields, looking for trees to inhabit. Meanwhile, in the rainforests, chimps continue to live life in the trees. TWO SEPERATE SPECIES LIVING AT THE SAME TIME.  Both working independent of the other.

Here’s some more proof of evolution: Though not caused by nature, artificial selection shows us how organisms can evolve. Since you mentioned corn in your paper, I’ll mention it too. Do you know what corn used to look like? I mean, before the European pilgrimage and the Thanksgiving crap. Have you ever seen mini corn? You know, the ones that are really small? THAT is what corn used to be. Humans, by consciously selecting the larger corn to breed over many generations, have created the corn we know and love today. If, for whatever reason, in nature, something would have interacted with prehistoric corn stalks in such a way that only the largest pieces of corn would survive, then, through natural selection, large corn would have come along all by itself by itself. It’s conceptually flawless.

If you want to claim that humans and dinosaurs lives together, then go to ANY elementary school and read a science book. Dinosaurs died out about 65 million years ago...but the bible says that creation took place at 4,000 B.C... WTF? That's 6,000 years ago...so what's the deal here? You ignorant fuck then have no other choice but to also rule out carbon dating, and other forms of valid aging techniques, just because it just goes to prove, even further, that the bible is a book of stories… Nothing more, nothing less.

So lets take a tally...

Thing which, despite being easily confirmed using mathematics or science, the church says we should all ignore because they don't go with the words of the Bible:

1. Carbon dating and other forms of aging;
2. Evolution;
3. The Universe ITSELF!!!! *(mathematics proves that the universe is around 14 billion years old...not 6,000!)
4. Mathematics!! (See above)
5. Pretty much anything not mentioned in the bible.

I could list so much more, but I don't feel like saying anything else...the initial shock of your stagnant statement above has worn off, and I think I’ve said enough.

Let me set the record strait...I have nothing against religion or spirituality. HOWEVER...I will not relegate myself to just accepting whatever someone writes down in a book and claims to be holly. If you are a Christian, or a Catholic, you might as well call yourself a Scientologist. The similarities are there, you just have to look for them. I'll be DAMNED if, despite overwhelming evidence, I am forced not to believe something, JUST because some book, which has NO historical evidence TO ITS NAME, tells me an alternative explanation, which has NO evidence. I mean, for crying out loud, you might as well believe that there is a wizard school somewhere and a little kid is learning to fly. What about gravity? (speaking like an idiot) Oh, there is no gravity. Magic controls the world and, using magic, we can fly. Just remember, even though you can FEEL gravity, and Newton wrote the laws for gravity, and Einstein wrote even better laws for gravity, it doesn't exist. (/speaking like an idiot)

If the whole world took the bible to heart, it would be the dark ages again! Imagine, the only science which would be legal would be those which only prove the existence of God/Jesus... Alchemy? Come on...

You need to stop believing what people tell you. In fact, don't believe a single word I've typed. Go to your library, or get an education. Conduct research, look up sources. DON'T just accept that the universe is 6,000 years old. Learn about the speed of light, and the way it travels, and how expansive the universe is. DON'T just accept that, in the course of seven day, or whatever, the universe was created. DON'T just accept that, one day, 6,000 years ago, God threw a fart and created all life as we see it today, because, even as we speak, evolution is taking place (research the propagation of bacteria due to the EVOLUTION of resistances to one-effective poisons - and this is just ONE example).

If you’ve read the Bible (which most Christians haven’t – they just repeat what other people say…kinda like you), which is an enormous book, then you should not have any problem going to your local book store, picking up a 400 page book, and reading up on evolution, if only to see if there is any logic behind it.

BTW, here’s another tally, just to round up this long ass rebuke:

Things which you (BigChrisfilm) have to research before you go blasting shit at everyone:

1.    Scientists haven’t’ discovered Neanderthals? Are you kidding?
2.    What is a species, and WHY different species can’t copulate. I know the answers, but there are many, and I’m tired.
3.    Holly crap, please tell me you aren’t serious when you say that the fossils of prehistoric man are actually from *modern* man! Look at the cranial structures of some of these fossils. Look at the features, the brain sizes, the very distinct differences in the ENTIRE skeleton! Variance in human anatomy? Yeah…if you consider ancestral hominids “humans”.
4.    DNA “tampering”. Yes, God forbid we should cure cancers which are caused by genetic predispositions. I hope we never create a “[monstrous]” human which will not carry the genes for Alzheimer’s disease or diabetes or certain heart diseases.
5.    I’m tired of looking through your paper for more, but I know there is. If you want discuss anything with me, that’s fine, write me at christoff_hend@yahoo.com . I’m a Biology major, so I know what I’m talking about.

Name: Coffin 2006-12-21 22:25

I salute the depth of your response, Christoff.  I for one am glad to see that there are still logical thinkers around, willing to defend rational thought.

Name: Christoff 2006-12-23 4:20

Thanks. I may have gone a little overboard while writing. I wrote more than I thought I would. There is still sooo much I want to say, but I could take all day writing and I'm not into that. (I spent nearly an hour writing above)

Name: Christoff 2006-12-23 6:25

I'm reminded of an evangelist who came to campus for a week. He would stand outside of the main lunch/hang-out spot and start to preach to college student, of all people. Seriously, if you're going to try to brainwash people into believeing that things are true if you believe in them being true, then go to an elementary school, where the victoms are inocent and as ignorant as you are, not to a college where the people are being taught to think critically and make their own choises based on logic and evidence.

A few quotes still make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up when i think of the things this retarded person said to us while we were peacefully trying to enjoy lunch (I really enjoyed this time because there were always students who would start to debate and question the preacher, and he would always get stumped and change the subject):

"God does not believe in science. Science is only a product of human experience, and human experience is insignificant." (I don't know what do say about this)

"If it were up to God, everyone would be killed beacuse of the original sin everyone posseses." (WOW, God seems like a prick. Why would he create humans only to have them all killed becuase of what those jerks Adam and Eve did? Further, why did he not stop Adam and Eve from eating the apple, since he knows all and sees all? Surely, he knew that thanks to his religion, *millions* of innocent people will die needlessly, even today *look up the spread of HIV in Africa due to the Chruch's ban on condom use*)

"God doesn't care what you do. He doesn't care if you're a good person or bad. He only cares that you believe in him and confess your sins." (OK, if he doesn't care what I do, then why should I care what he thinks about me? So, basically, I could spend a life raping and murdering children, urinating in holly water, and setting fire to churches, and still go to Heven, if I repent what I did? That's so nice of God, especially considering that, according to the Church, very moral and honest people will go to hell if they have never accepted him. *Way to be consistent and fair, cock-sucker*)

It is clear that religion today , if allowed to run rampant, would drive the human race into a brick wall going 100 mph. Like I said earlier, look up the spread of HIV in Africa due to the Chruch's ban on condum use. Every year, hundreds of thousands of innocent men, women, and children dies needlessly thanks to religion. AND THIS IS JUST ONE CASE! Look up the conflict in Durfar, where people are killing otyhers because of religion and culture.

Deeply religious people need to look at the facts and expand their train of thought, i.e. take your head out of your ass. Realize that thr Bible and religion as a whole only serves (I should say served) to teach morality, and that the Bible only provides *stories* which teach morality. Take the stpry of Adam and Eve: Don't do what you're not supposed to do, or you're fucked. The tale of Golieth: every individual has to power to change his/her life and make a dirrefence in the world. Also, size is not a matter. Noah's Ark: Be good and moral, or you'll all die a horrible death.

Today, we have morality, taught not by religion, but more offtenly by parents that are already moral. And if you don't know what's right and what's wrong, then the law will surely straighten you out. Truth is, in today's society, religion has not benificial uses.

Take for example, that cock-sucker Bush. Becuase he is a Christian (or Catholic - I can never tell the difference), he lets his blind faith take the place of common sense and what is benneficial for the people. Why else would he have turned his back and covered stem cell research in shit? With the advancements of stem cell research, there is a titanic chance that horrible diseases could be cured. Do you, or someone you know, have Alzheimer’s disease? Diabetes? Heart disease? Are you a paraplegic? Paralized? Lue Garig's disease? CANCER? Well, too bad, religious twats don't want you to be cured or your quality or life to improve because it goes against the teachings of the Church. And this has nothing to to with abortions, because stem cells can be extracted from ambilical chords (which are just *thrown away*), and even from the bone cells of adults(your body produces blood using stem cells found in your bones, but these same stem cells can be used like those from fetuses and ambilical chords).

I've debated with religious peoples many times before (of cource, in a more civil tone - I used the terms 'twat', 'cock-sucker' and such because I'm so steamed over the blatent ignorance of people like "#1"), and there has never been a good responce when presented with this information. I've found that, rather than thin things through and used logic when faced with the facts, religious people just disregard the facts and continue to spit their shit at anyone who doesn't believe in God.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-23 7:18

OP is just trolling, right? Please say yes. No one here is really *that* stupid, I hope...

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-23 11:36

I don't particularly care one way or another about evolution, but I do care about the fact thay I believe Christoff is a huge NERD. I can be a bit dorky sometimes to the point where I question whether I am autistic or not, but eventually I just realise I'm wasting my time and go do something else. You've taken this too far Christoff. No I'm not a fundy trying to stop you from talking, I really don't give a fuck when I do you this favour.

SHUT THE FUCK UP
GIVE IT A STANK ASSHOLE LICKING REST

MUPPET

Name: Christoff 2006-12-24 3:42

Ok. I realize the futility of writing my feelings on this forum. I realize that, no matter how much I write or how "nerdy" I sound, or how many facts I present, there will always be people like you who just say "Shut the Fuck Up".

If you don't care one way  or the other, then YOU are wasting your time by reading this thdread. Here's a tip: If the title implies that a discussion on evolution will insue, and you don't care for it, then move on and DON'T read it. I wrote the things I did because I used to also be one of those deeply religious types. Now that I see the errors, I have developed my ideas and thoughts, and since this thread deals with evolution, I'm going to write them down. Therefor, my efforts had an objective. Meanwhile, you, who don't care "either way" go through the trouble of reading through all the shit I wrote, just so you can tell me to shut the fuck up, without presenting any relevent points to the discussion? Fuck, talk about wasting time...

By the way, what the fuck does me being a "nerd" have to do with anything? Do you have a problem with me knowing the facts and presenting them to retards like "#1"? You'd rather everyone stays ignorant, in fear of being called a "nerd"? Learning things or trying to present evidence to someone is now a "waste of time"? It sa good thing you wrote this. Now I know next time I someone asks me a question, I'll stick my fingurs up my nose and start barking like a dog. That's definitly not nerdy...Prick.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 5:16

>>102
Well-said, ole chap! Jolly good!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 10:09

Finally someone here who has a brain instead of a bible in his head.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 14:57

>>102
>>103
Same person + I explicitly stated I am doing YOU favour by telling you to shut the fuck up.

You suffer from a mental illness and you seriously need to see a doctor and get help. I would probably tell the same thing to someone on /b/ with a picture of an infected cock going "OMG WTF DO I DO".

Name: Christoff 2006-12-25 20:48

Oh God, you're right! I'm insane in the membrane because I decided to get an education!(/sarcasm) I'm not even completely sure what you're trying to say here. What's the favor you're doing me? Calling me autistic and telling me I have to see a doctor? I suppose you're a doctor, right? That's how you can diagnose such a disease. Oh, wait a second, you show no knowledge of *what* autism is. Your ignorance shames the human race. You fail at life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 1:39

>Furthermore, if we evolved from a lower species, then why is it that the apes didn't evolve in the evolutionary process? Come on folks, you don't need a PHD (post hole digger) to figure this out. Where are all those half man/half ape fossils which should be abundant in the earth's soil layers? They don't exist.

Actually apes did evolve, although you may not have. The thing is, humans and apea evolved from a common ancestor that was neither.

>This is what is known as the "missing link" by evolutionists. Notice that I didn't call them "scientists" because there is NOTHING scientific about evolution. Science by it's very definition means "the study of." To "study" something, it must be observable. Not only is evolution not observable, it is not testable or repeatable in a lab. Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE!

Actually, the hominid fossils, the australopithecine fossils share quite a few primate traits as well a proto-hominid traits. And there is proof of evoluion. The viruses and bacteria that continue to stubborny resist eradication despite our best efforts because they evolve resistance, unless you, like to believe that God creates a new bacteria to kill people every few years. Oh and the same for insects that resist our pesticides. God obviously loves it when people go hungry. Most of them a filthy niggers and Jews, right?

>Dinosaur fossils don't prove anything except that they existed. Whether dinosaurs existed in Biblical times or during a pre-Adamic period is debatable amongst theologians. Many preachers believe that Lucifer operated a kingdom upon the earth prior to Genesis 1:2. The Bible does support this theory with credible evidence. This is commonly known as the "gap theory." Regardless, the fact that dinosaurs once inhabited this earth adds no credibility to the THEORY of evolution.

Satanic dinousaurs. That's a new one. It does however lend credibility to the fact that the earth is older than a few thousand years.

>Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life. There is NO WAY you can believe the Bible and evolution. But you say, "what about 'theistic evolution' where God created everything and then allowed it to evolve? I'm glad you asked. There is no such teaching found in the Bible. Genesis chapter one is very clear that God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days. "IF" there was a pre-Adamic creation, it was destroyed according to Genesis 1:2. I won't be dogmatic as to whether or not there was a pre-Adamic time period, but the Bible is certainly dogmatic that all life on this earth today was created within the six days of creation. The Bible is very accurate in it's chronology. The Bible dates itself from creation up until the end of the Old Testament. The Bible dates creation at approximately 4,000 B.C. This means that all life on earth today was created about 6,000 years ago! There was no evolutionary process! There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory).

"Creationism is for stupid people." Fixed. You're making the logistical fallacy, not surprising, since apparently you have difficulty firing two nerve cells simultaneously, of question-begging, or assuming the answer.

>The fact that the "theory" of evolution is missing a critical link (the "missing link") should speak volumes as to the credibility of such a wild theory. The "missing link" is the Neanderthal man (the ape man). There is simply NO evidence of such theories. The few skeletal remains which have been dug up and claimed to be prehistoric could easily be the fossil remains of modern men. Bone structure also varies from one ethnic background to another. It is very possible to dig up a skeleton with more rounded bones (which is more common in African anatomy). This is NO evidence of evolution, but of variances in human anatomy. East Asian people (such as China) have very unique facial features which are more pronounced. Evolutionists have not discovered a Neanderthal man! You can believe anything if you repeat it to yourself long enough. Many people want to believe evolution because it relives them of the horrifying possibility that there might actually be a holy God watching how we live. Whether you believe there is a God or not, the thought of both possibilities is very freighting. I believe in God.

Viruses, bacteria, insects, and so on. People want to believe in a God because it relieves them of the horrifying possibility that death is final, and there's nothing afterwards.

>Even today, this world is filled with simple one-cell structured living organisms. Why didn't they evolve?

They do. There's a reason why you get the cold every year, even though you have a functional immune system.

>Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed. A horse and a giraffe cannot breed offspring. A cat and a dog cannot breed offspring. Only through modern genetic DNA tampering can scientists play God and create monsters. Do a web search under "spider goats" if you want to be freaked out. Then read up on "Frankenfoods." Agricultural scientists have created potatoes that produce their own internal pesticides from silk moth DNA genetically placed into the potatoes. The moths die when they eat the potatoes...yummy. Do you know what you're eating? The same is true of genetically altered corn.

Are you stupid? The very definition of evolutionary speciation is that two different species cannot evolve anymore.

>insert proselytzing crap here

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 5:31

>>107
Check...and mate!

Name: David J. Stewart is gay 2006-12-27 6:59

wow dude your a fucking jack ass take a closer look at some of thouse "Modern Man" Fossils and btw your a jack ass...
God I seriously hope you read christoff's response, I and every one here would enjoy seeing your response,
one more thing. . . look up your facts. . . dick.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 10:39

FACT: Evolution makes more alot more sense than Creationism. Creationists, good luck trying to disprove something backed up by logical thought.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 11:15

Whoever >>107 was responding to was fucking stupid.

Name: Sar~Fat 2006-12-30 5:37 (sage)

Hay gays, I farted.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-30 6:11 (sage)

SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 10:12

This has to be a joke...It just has to be...

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 18:27

>>114
You must be a n00b at life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 21:32

>>116
Nice job on bumping a 5 year old thread.

Name: Hydrosire 2011-04-18 4:43

I think he might be a christian :/

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 6:14

This is a troll. This type of Christian wouldn't even come near 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 15:38

nice ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 7:03

>have you ever seen an ape that could be taught to do algebra

Immediately stopped reading.

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