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I CHALLENGE YUO

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 1:45

Prove to me that 1 + 1 = 2

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 2:13

Shutup. No one cares about these stupid proofs. Prove 1+1 != 2 first.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 4:56

>>2
Am I allowed to divide by zero?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 5:32

*bangs head against wall*

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 9:10 (sage)

It's the definition of 2: http://au.metamath.org/mpegif/df-2.html

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 9:16

hai guys lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 13:55

Prove
0 + 0 = 0
0 x 0 = 0
0 / 0 = OH

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 14:26

YUOOOOO!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 16:43

Prove that 1 = 1

And don't say it's definition of 1.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 17:41

>>9
For all 1, 1.

Q.E.D.

Happy?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 18:16

Place one apple on a table, count it } 1 = 1
place another apple next to it, count the apples on the table } 1 + 1 = 2

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 22:46

But the apple is completely different from the other apple in cell and atom count!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 23:06

>>9
Start with http://au.metamath.org/mpegif/equid.html
Then substitute 1 for x.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 16:17

>>12 (even tho I know you're just trying to be funny)
Yes, but from the basic logical term point of view, an apple is an apple, no need for such strict criteria

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 18:24

This is kindergarten math. Wtf

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 19:22

>>15
SCIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENCEEEEEEEEEEEE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 20:26

>>12
They're both apples.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 11:37

PEANO AXIOMS

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 11:39

Prove to me that >>1 is an idiot

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 15:26

>>19
Done.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 15:33 (sage)

Prove to me that YUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 16:38

It is an observation that works and has never been wrong, so the proof lies in empiral evidence. It must be true because if you have one apple in a bag and you add another, there are two apples in the bag.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 19:02

>>22
not if youre around david motherfucking blaine

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 15:47

What if you have two unequal apple slices in a bag?  Do you have two slices regardless of size, or do you measure them?  If you measure them, and it matters what size they are, then how can one whole apple be equal to another whole apple of a different size?   

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 17:20 (sage)

>>24
That'd never happen in the real world.

GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 22:52

>>24

Yes, you would have two apple slice.

You're not measuring volume of the slices or how much apple they are. You are ONLY counting the quantities of APPLE SLICES with NO regard to anything else.

I have one dog in a bag, and I put another dog in the same bag, then I have two dogs in that bag. I don't care if one is the size of a horse and the other one a chihuaha, I have TWO DOGS.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 23:06

1+1=10   Learn binary you fools, 2 is for chumps.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 2:36

>>26 speaks the truth.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 10:27

Yet the pieces are not equal.  The whole point of numbers is to establish equal measurements in relation to each other.  If one slice is 3/7 of an apple, and one slice is 1/2 of an apple, then by your definition both are equal.   

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 12:08 (sage)

Yet the pieces are not equal.
All that matters is that they belong to the same category of things. Categories can be established completely arbitrarily.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 14:31

Well, if you are trying to find something that is absolutely the same as another thing, that is strictly impossible. Any object with identical mass to another object are not the same. They both contain there own atoms, they both exist in two different spaces. No single object is the same even to itself, for after each smallest increment of time (I think thats called plank second), the object existed in different time increments, so nothing is really same.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 15:14

>>1
gb2 kindergarten

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 16:10

>>32
No one proved to me that 1+1 equals 2 in kindergarten, I was just presented with it as a fact.  Now I have grown up and I kill niggers every day and go to 4chan because of that.

Please provide proof.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 22:22

For all X and Y except 0 or a negative number, X = Y

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 0:06

Two things in a bag.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 0:19

>>Yet the pieces are not equal.  The whole point of numbers is to establish equal measurements in relation to each other.  If one slice is 3/7 of an apple, and one slice is 1/2 of an apple, then by your definition both are equal.

No, again, I'm NOT trying to figure out how much of an apple I have. I'm trying to figure out how many APPLE SLICES I have.

1 slice + 1 slice = 2 slices

Now if we WERE trying to figure out how much of an apple these slices would make, then we would include the new information we wish to take into account.

ie.
3/7 apple + 1/2 apple = 0.92857142857142857142857142857143 apple

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 21:54

I thought the OP /r/ a proof that 1+1=2? If you start a mathematical proof with "imagine you have one apple on a table" then you fail so fucking hard. Do apples have anything to do with numbers? No.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 22:30

>>37 If we're talking about counting, nothing wrong with using an example like that (not for a proof but for an analogy to a proof).

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 12:29

>>37
empirical evidence, motherfucker, do you use it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 13:31

1 = 1 for all real numbers.  All numbers = 1.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 18:19

x = x for all real numbers. All real numbers can = x

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 20:33

My apple is at 312%!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 23:10

APPLE SLICE OF 99% APPLE IS STILL APPLE SLICE

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 8:56

WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR!?

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