I want to master time and space, but have control of neither. What do I do?
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Anonymous2006-03-12 19:17
Start out by trying to manipulate minor things, such as rocks. Once you can sent a small rock a few seconds forward in time, and change its position at the same time, you can move up to larger things.
Before you get too much power, consider moving to a planet other than the Earth for training. The Earthlings easily get worried when strange things happen around them.
Oh, and if you get too powerful, I'll erase you unless you pledge your loyality to me.
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Anonymous2006-03-12 19:34
No, I mean just being in control of the mundane aspects of life. Like... getting up in the morning.
Now that thats out of the way, yes, but the trick is how to aim holes in space, but I don't have a nice sophisticated particle accelerator like CERN does, so I can't really find out for myself how to aim them.
Also true, if you remove the others who pull from the consciousness/will continuum, you will gain ablity over it entirely.
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Anonymous2006-03-13 8:18
SCIENCE!
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Anonymous2006-03-13 9:10
SIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENCEEEEEE
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Anonymous2006-03-13 11:47
I only want events to follow my schedule. Like in GTA, you start missions and events when you want to, not according to some time or date that passes by without your control. All events in life should be the same way. They should start only when I tell them to.
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t read2006-03-13 14:19 (sage)
td;dr
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Anonymous2006-03-14 1:16
I ONLY WANT TO GET UP IN THE MORNING
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Anonymous2006-03-18 13:33
I don't think that you can masterbate time or space alone, much less at the same time!
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Anonymous2006-03-18 14:03
SHUT UP I KILL YOU!
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Anonymous2006-03-18 20:25
>>15
Try it, I will simply rewind time and avoid it. You'll never know though, you'll just wonder why I knew about whatever you planned for me.
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Anonymous2006-03-18 23:25 (sage)
>>16
but then ill rewind and destroy you. Actually, I'll pause time, and just at the right moment, ill dress you up in all sorts of condiments, then resume normal time, and you'll wonder how you got all the ketchup and mustard all over you.
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Anonymous2006-03-19 7:40
>>17
I think not; I have a special deal with The Man, which puts me outside of time and space.
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Anonymous2006-03-19 9:15
Or you guys could, you know, kiss and make up instead of playing timewars with each other you little girls, it takes a real man to be hard gay and not have ot rely on za warudo to solve all your problems, though dropping steamrollers on people is fully permitted by the hard gay foundation
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Anonymous2006-03-19 9:45
>>19
Well, it's not like I have to rely on it, I can destroy galaxies by thought, that kind of stuff, you know.
It does come in handy when fighting opponents with time-manipulating abilities though.
the answer is simpe you fucktards!
all you have to do is get the master of time and space pregnant, thus oprah will have no choice but to obey your commands or you will go to the press!