which way do you whipe your ass?

This caused a heated discussion today and I was wondering which way does everone whipe, front to back or back to front?

sitting back to front

From front to back, but flicking the hand left&right as i go along

I wet a tissue and squeeze the water out above my asshole to wash off the excess, I then use the turgid wet tissue to wipe any excess left wiping from the bottom up to my asshole. I then get a dry tissue and wipe from the top down to my asshole then turn it round a little to a clean side and wipe from the bottom up to my asshole. Between my asscheeks.

I then get a tissue semi-wet and squeeze the water out to make it turgid and clean off the poop which I have wiped into my skin (yes, it does get wiped into your skin no matter how you wipe, it's why I do this). I then dry wipe to get rid of the moisture and to wipe my asshole one last time, the inside of your asshole has evolved since the first multi-cellular life to deal with waste, so there is no need to stick the tissue into your asshole till there is no shit left on the paper.

>>4
What the hell is wrong with you.

>>5

LOL SERIOUSLY

When I sit down to take care of busniess I try to pull my ass-cheeks apart and then sit down, so that they stay apart. This keeps poop from getting too rubbed into skin.

Also, I whipe from front to back when I remember it - cos mom said so. When I don't remember I do the opposite.

>>4

is either horrendously fat, or has a really freaky way of wiping

>>7
I always open my asscheeks before wiping. I forgot to mention that.
>>8
I wipe it as though I had got a poop stain on my hands short of using soap and acknowledging the fact that it is an ass after all. That is all.

Carl Malone says to always wipe front to back, never back to front.

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>>7
wiping front to back only really matters if you're a woman.

I always wipe back to front. And then I make sure to wipe the hairs to prevent any dingle berries.

>>13

Yeh, cos I dont mind having the lower half of my scrotum covered in shit...

I "wipe" front to back, but not really that good, I do it a lot of times though, and I don't get too many "skid marks".

i dont wipe

Front and back.. time and time again

I use a leather whip.

>>15
You need to wipe the excess off first, then any wipe is acceptable.

I wipe until there is only blood on the paper.  Then I take a thirty minute shower with an emphasis on the lower portion of my body.

If I was a woman, I would definetly wipe front to back to reduce the risk for infecting more important areas than the pooper, but as a man I feel that back to front is the easiest to reach.

>>4 What the hell... You are insane about this hygiene shit. Who cares if it is a little bit sticky at the behind. That's why you wear underwear!

i wipe back to front.

Front to back, don't want shit on my balls