How to get rid of your ass hair

stick some firework in your ass, and light it... they'll burn the hair, smells the first few times, but you'll get your money worth... don't buy the strong fireworks, you don't wanna hurt yourself. if you don't know which one to get at first, try getting some smaller and less stronger one... and work your way up. works well if your crap can't come out for few days... it usually losen up your ass muscles. just to be safe, make sure you have first aid kit around b4 u do that, u don't really what bleeding ass and running around looking for bandaid...

another method, and I think it's a prett one too... is to tattoo a big flower right there, that way, when your gf looks at it... it's not ugly to see your ass hair. I haven't done it myself personally, cuz I'm usually butt naked during the summer out side and mowing lawn.... don't wanna attract bee and butterfly, but if you're not like me, you can give it a try.

Your girlfriend thinks asshair is ugly? What is she, some kind of pedo?

Also,
if your crap can't come out for few days
WTF? This is a common problem for you?

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>>3
lololol

Why the fuck would you stick fireworks up your ass?
Hopefully you'll kill yourself doing so.

Pour Gasoline over yourself and ignite. Good way to get rid of excess body hair.

SCIIIIEEEEEENNNNNCNCCCCCE!

i hope somebody trys this....

o_O

>>6
Teach a man how to make a fire, he'll be warm for a day.
Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

>>10
genie: u haf 1 wish lol
n00b: i want to be warm for the rest of my life
genie: O_o

>>10
Throw a man into a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Plus you can help yourself to his stuff.

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laffo
>>all else
gheyo

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i thought about waxing... any caveats about waxing my ass hair?

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I've been lurking /vip just a minute ago and I can tell it's not nearly as fun as /sci is.

>>16

just leave the valley be. Ive heard tons of horror stories about the itchyness and ingrown hairs.